Dear Delaware: Choose Wisely

Posted on September 24, 2010 8:06 am

Republican Christine O’Donnell says that, in high school, she “dabbled in witchcraft.”

Democrat Chris Coons called himself a “bearded Marxist.”

Let’s review:

Dabbled in witchcraft
Bearded Marxists

Hey, Delaware: Choose wisely

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19 Responses to “Dear Delaware: Choose Wisely”

  1. Duke of Earl says:

    There is just one question I would like to propose to O’Donnell:

    If she wins, will she turn Coons into a newt?

    [She could do it; she did it to Gingrich. – B.]

  2. The Animal says:

    Unto this very day, there are very few women who even approach Elizabeth Montgomery for pure hotness.

    Well played, Basil. Well played indeed.

  3. ussjimmycarter says:

    It would be very cool if during the debate she twitched her nose and turned Coon into a Racoon and then back again! But before turning him back she could announce “behold, Harry Reid’s Pet”. She could then end the debate with Muwahahahahaha!

  4. ussjimmycarter says:

    And where is Frank J? If he his a manly man and has his wife under control, she is on the way to the hospital while he sleeps in today…having called in sick taking maternity leave. He can then spend the day watching cool movies and leaving Nacho crumbs all over the couch and carpet…Sarah will be home in a few days to clean up the place and cook a decent meal for her man! Then Frank should go down to the local gun dealer and pick up a nice tiny baby .22 and as soon as she arrives home shooting lessons shall begin!

  5. storm1911 says:

    Samantha vs. Karl. Live on Pay Per View.

    The marxist govt guy vs. the middle class housewife. Bring it on !!!

  6. Awesome Dude says:

    Surgeon general’s warning: pictures of Christine O’Donnell are known to contain gratuitous but highly appreciated hotness; use with caution.

  7. jcp370 says:

    This race has happily turned me into an ALL-CAP typing lunatic and I’m really enjoying it. At the bottom of some of the posts on The Corner are these innocuous little links that say “email author”. Not all post have them but some do. Since O’Donnell has won the GOP nomination there are some at NRO that can’t help themselves from making snide little comments on O’Donnell’s unsuitability. Well, a few of these have “email author” and some of these appear to lead to non-NRO email accounts, like AOL accounts. So I’ve been having great fun writing in all caps saying things like “YOU THINK YOU ARE SO GREAT” or things like that. I’ve never emailed the author of posts before nor have I written in all caps before.

    It is quite enjoyable. Better not give me your email address.

  8. plentyobailouts says:

    This is why its good to be conservative. Ours look like Christine O’Donnell, theirs look like rosie odonnell. Coincidence?

  9. Genghis Khen says:

    We can settle this witchcraft business once and for all. Does she weigh the same as a duck?
    (hat tip to Duke of Earl)

  10. Carolyn says:

    Well now, education is important. Was O’Donnell educated at Hogwarts? How many O.W.L.s did she earn?

    On top of getting us closer to (hopefully someday) repealing Obamacare, the best thing about O’Donnell getting elected would be if we could get a live shot of Biden reacting to the news. Of course, the networks would have to have language censors with lightning-fast reflexes, but it would still be fun.

  11. Son of Bob says:

    It’s still pretty unbelievable that he’s professed to being a Marxist, yet Republicans are debating as if she’s the one with massive negatives…over how long it took her to pay back her college loans? No one’s ever even asked who paid for Obama’s college education.

  12. Sam says:

    It looks like a ‘win-win’ situation to me… One of them will use magic to solve all of our country’s problems, and the other will send us on the path towards Utopia. Either way you look at it, it’s a good deal.

  13. keithp says:

    Doncha just love Womens that look like Womens?

    Christine and Samantha. *sigh*

  14. ussjimmycarter says:

    Sarah Palin and Christine ODonnel vs Hillary Clinton and Madeline Albright!

  15. Ivan Ivanovich says:

    Has O’Donnell ever dabbled in Genie stuff? Barbara Eden was hotter than Montgomery. Can I hear a “Yes Master”?

  16. Awesome Dude says:

    ussjimmycarter, keep in mind that Hillary used to be quite attractive… back when she was only a liberal’s First Lady. And then she became a liberal Senator, and now she’s a liberal Secretary of State. It appears that the farther one progresses in the ranks of liberal bureaucracy, the more hideous one becomes. By contrast, of course, Sarah Palin gets hotter every time I see her!

  17. keithp says:

    Hmmm… not sure it’s worthwhile arguing the merits of Samantha v Genie. It’s kinda like comparing a Kimber .45ACP and Beretta M9. They are both great. One is just a tad daintier than t’other.

  18. 4of7 says:

    Samantha was just a human woman who, according to some experts (those little, black and white, pocket sized comic books from Chick publications, for example) merely sold her soul to Satan in exchange for a limited amount of supernatural power.
    On the other hand, Genie was an immortal, demonic entity from pagan mythology with unlimited elemental power who just happened to chose to appear to mortals in the guise of a hot babe in a harem costume.
    But either would be preferable to bearded Marxists.

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