“I’m 1/32 Cherokee!”
“Harvard’s First Woman of Color”
Really, how much worse can it get for this woman?
Ok, since you asked, how about…
1) Once described President Obama as “the first mainstream African-American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy.” Settled with Joe Biden out-of-court on a plagiarism suit.
2) Banned dancing in the town of Bomont. When a spunky rebel who played by his own rules moved to town and incited the local teenagers to dance in violation of the law, she had the sheriff arrest everyone within six degrees of Kevin Bacon.
3) In 2004, was jailed for insider-trading cattle futures with Hillary Clinton. Served five months as Martha Stewart’s prison-bitch.
4) Committed a burglary at the Watergate Hotel. Later tracked down because she inadvertently left behind autographed copies of “Pow Wow Chow.”
5) Uh oh… guess who Ted Kennedy’s Driver’s Ed teacher was?
6) Candid snapshots of Elizabeth drunkenly dancing around naked with a bomb on her head revealed to be the inspiration for the infamous riot-causing Mohammed cartoon.
7) Wrote the letter that finally convinced the executives at Fox to cancel Firefly.
8) “Hey Barack… want me to punch up those presidential bios for you?”
9) Shot J.R.
10) Loaded 16 tons. What did she get? Another day older and deeper in debt. Then a bailout from Obama.
Just the tip of the iceberg. Speaking of which, turns out she’s also 1/32 Titanic Captain.
UPDATE: Linked by The Hope for America