Straight Line of the Day: Batman Has the Bat Signal. What Signal Would Obama Use?

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Batman has the Bat Signal. What signal would Obama use?

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  1. He wouldn’t. A signal implies that he have to respond to an emergency and we see how well that’s worked out.

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  2. When Somali aid workers start running tv ads featuring fly covered suburban American children being held by a skinny Sally Struthers, that’s his signal to double down.

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  3. In order for someone to use the Bat Signal, Batman had to be outside in the dark, watching for it. Obama doesn’t go outside in the dark. It’s scary in DC in the dark. No one in their right mind goes outside in the dark in DC.

    If however they had to have a signal a piping “hot” dog might be good.

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  4. The Bat Signal. After all, Batman didn’t make it. It was the police, a government agency, that created it to call for his help, so Obama is perfectly entitled to use it as well. Batman is only a rich white guy who beats up on the misunderstood poor anyway.

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  5. it doesn’t really matter. Since it is powered by Soylndra solar technology, it won’t ever work at night anyway. But the White House got a government tax write off for making it from green energy.

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  6. …trick question; Batman has a signal because sometimes people need him. There would be no use for such a signal for Obama.

    …nobody knows. It runs on solar and wind power and has never actually gotten enough power to be turned on.

    …nobody knows. Solyndra got a $10 billion contract to provide solar panels to power it.

    …I can’t read Arabic so I don’t know.

    …it’s the world’s largest teleprompter – with speeches projected right in the sky.

    …they didn’t build that.

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  7. Batman Has the Bat Signal. What Signal Would Obama Use? An ACORN worker with a wad of dollar bills wrapped with a C note. Hey, it worked the last time…

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  8. Batman Has the Bat Signal. What Signal Would Obama Use? The Department of Labor monthly jobs report. It’s been telling America he’s needed Romney’s help for the past 45 months.

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  9. Batman has the Bat Signal. What signal would Obama use? I don’t know about the Obama Signal, but the Obamarang is a trillion dollar bill.

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  10. Batman has the Bat Signal. What signal would Obama use? I don’t know, the ways of the Siith have always been mysterious.

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  11. Batman has the Bat Signal. What signal would Obama use? I hear the Saudis just write him a message on the toes of their wingtips.

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  12. It’s really not fair: By the time I see these lines there’a already 40+ responses. I feel disenfranchised as a blog reader. Now Keln when you rate these I expect you to spread the praise around and give me credit with each of the top 5.

    I don’t know what signal Obama would use, but I’ve got a fairly good idea what signal I’d like to give him…

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  13. It doesn’t matter what signal you to use to call him, he’ll always respond with a signal saying ‘It’s Bush’s Fault’ then get back to his round of golf.

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  14. a giant teleprompter with the text: don’t like the way I govern dial 1-800-BLAME BUSH.

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  15. A check. If there isn’t money changing hands one direction or the other then Obama isn’t going to show.

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  16. Crossed golf clubs.

    Michelle screaming “JUMP!”

    George Soros appearing before him as a blurry hologram that he kneels before.

    A fist holding a wad of cash. But projected against the overcast it looks more like a turkey.

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  17. The signal would be a carrot on a stick. Only the carrot would be dog meat and…… Oh my goodness! That’s why Bo is on a diet now. Michelle told him he could only have lean meat from now on.

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  18. It’s hard to make out with Uncle Joe continuing to do shadow puppets with the light.

    A pacifier.

    Side of Wagyu Beef.

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  19. Batman has the Bat signal. Obama has the TelePrompTer signal, letting him know when he needs to swoop in and deliver a rousing, falsehood-filled speech to save the Democrats from the evil PaulRyan-Man, who wants to use basic math to defeat the nation’s only chance to slide into total socialism, ObamaCare, and to save them from the sinister Rommey Hood, who (horror of horrors!) is rich and therefore evil and gives people cancer and probably hates kittens.

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  21. An RFID tag embedded in everyone’s forehead or right hand. And forget all that nonsense about HIM answering the call – you’ve got that whole thing totally backwards!

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