Straight Line of the Day: Batman Has the Bat Signal. What Signal Would Obama Use?

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Batman has the Bat Signal. What signal would Obama use?

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  1. In order for someone to use the Bat Signal, Batman had to be outside in the dark, watching for it. Obama doesn’t go outside in the dark. It’s scary in DC in the dark. No one in their right mind goes outside in the dark in DC.

    If however they had to have a signal a piping “hot” dog might be good.

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  2. The Bat Signal. After all, Batman didn’t make it. It was the police, a government agency, that created it to call for his help, so Obama is perfectly entitled to use it as well. Batman is only a rich white guy who beats up on the misunderstood poor anyway.

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  3. it doesn’t really matter. Since it is powered by Soylndra solar technology, it won’t ever work at night anyway. But the White House got a government tax write off for making it from green energy.

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  4. …trick question; Batman has a signal because sometimes people need him. There would be no use for such a signal for Obama.

    …nobody knows. It runs on solar and wind power and has never actually gotten enough power to be turned on.

    …nobody knows. Solyndra got a $10 billion contract to provide solar panels to power it.

    …I can’t read Arabic so I don’t know.

    …it’s the world’s largest teleprompter – with speeches projected right in the sky.

    …they didn’t build that.

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  5. It’s really not fair: By the time I see these lines there’a already 40+ responses. I feel disenfranchised as a blog reader. Now Keln when you rate these I expect you to spread the praise around and give me credit with each of the top 5.

    I don’t know what signal Obama would use, but I’ve got a fairly good idea what signal I’d like to give him…

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  6. Crossed golf clubs.

    Michelle screaming “JUMP!”

    George Soros appearing before him as a blurry hologram that he kneels before.

    A fist holding a wad of cash. But projected against the overcast it looks more like a turkey.

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  7. The signal would be a carrot on a stick. Only the carrot would be dog meat and…… Oh my goodness! That’s why Bo is on a diet now. Michelle told him he could only have lean meat from now on.

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  8. Batman has the Bat signal. Obama has the TelePrompTer signal, letting him know when he needs to swoop in and deliver a rousing, falsehood-filled speech to save the Democrats from the evil PaulRyan-Man, who wants to use basic math to defeat the nation’s only chance to slide into total socialism, ObamaCare, and to save them from the sinister Rommey Hood, who (horror of horrors!) is rich and therefore evil and gives people cancer and probably hates kittens.

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