… showed that of likely voters and registered voters, illegal aliens, unicorns, leprechauns, Acorn workers and dead Irishmen were still in the tank for Obama.
… showed that TGI Friday’s is the most popular chain restaurant in Cartgena, Columbia. The Secret Service is later seen stuffing Joe Biden into a transport while reassuring him that he would get the crayons and coloring book with his kid’s meal during the “road trip”.
…showed that Democrats prefer turkey bacon over regular bacon. Of course, turkey bacon is made from Democrats after they’re done floppin’ an’ twichin’.
An unexpected polling result…the majority of Americans DO know that WHERE you take a poll has as much influence on the polling results as HOW the question was phrased. (This was not reported in the MSM)
An unexpected polling result… showed exactly the same result as every poll for the last 18 months. This was just as shocking, inexplicable and unexpected to the media, political pundits and the Democrat Party as the latest unemployment figures.
…Shows Obama and Romney tied at 17 % each, while …. Ron… Paul … has… uh 66%.
Oh wait it was an online poll. Lord tunderin Jesus Murphy that had me a bit scared for a moment there b’ys
…: 96% of Americans either “thoroughly annoyed” or “somewhat annoyed” with polls.
…gave Joe Biden a 6 point lead!
…made Muslims run around and burn things.
…gave Mr. Obama the leeway to say something of substance concerning the Middle East. He went golfing instead.
… indicated Michelle Obama is gaining traction on her new health initiatives. The extra knobby tires were helpful.
… was supplied by a compliant and supine Main Stream Media. Unexpectedly!
… shows Harry Potter up by 3.
… showed Pew Research, CBS, ABC, NPR and CNN all had the same results as Rasmussen. Heads rolled.
… at the New York Times showed Romney ahead by 5. 1 million hippies cancelled their subscriptions.
… was determined to be true and factually correct and quickly discarded.
… showed chocolate ice cream to be the most popular flavor in the US. Biden last seen headed to Baskin-Robbins.
…apparently, most mainstream media feel that Obama both tastes great and is less filling.
… showed Obamacare is slightly less popular that single ply toilet paper.
… showed that of likely voters and registered voters, illegal aliens, unicorns, leprechauns, Acorn workers and dead Irishmen were still in the tank for Obama.
… showed that TGI Friday’s is the most popular chain restaurant in Cartgena, Columbia. The Secret Service is later seen stuffing Joe Biden into a transport while reassuring him that he would get the crayons and coloring book with his kid’s meal during the “road trip”.
Favored Cleavon Little over Obama by 10 points
…said ‘Let the Wookie Win.”
…showed that 80% of married men m@sterbate and 20% lie.
…showed that 67% of those polled believe that poll results are made up,
…means that Joe gets thrown off the island.
…indicates that 99% of the public disagree with the MSM.
…on whom people trust places the MSM near the bottom just below “some guy in an alley” but above Barack Obama.
…showed that Democrats prefer turkey bacon over regular bacon. Of course, turkey bacon is made from Democrats after they’re done floppin’ an’ twichin’.
…in the latest NYT/Gallup poll, which over-sampled Democrats by +90, Obama is lagging Romney by 5 points.
showed a 50/50 split of those who thought a blind squirrel or Obama’s doctor could find a nut first.
. . . showed Obama coming in third, behind Romney and an empty chair.
. . . actually got responses from 57 states.
Showed that 68% of American males would rather have a beer with Romney because he would probably buy.
Found that ads by feminine hygiene products are vague and kinda creepy by a majority of husbands.
…Pat Buchanan still leads among elderly democrat voters too senile to properly use a butterfly ballot.
…some people actually believe not everything is Bush’s fault.
…the majority of Indonesian Muslims believe dog meat is quite tender, and Kenyan Muslims don’t know how to cook.
that 75% of the people make up three fourths of the population.
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… that 5 out of 4 engineers have problems with statistics.
89% say the one thing they want Obama to accomplish before the end of his first term is to get Dick Cheney to take him hunting.
An unexpected polling result… will always be ignored by the MSM.
An unexpected polling result…the majority of Americans DO know that WHERE you take a poll has as much influence on the polling results as HOW the question was phrased. (This was not reported in the MSM)
An unexpected polling result…150% of Chicago’s population plan on voting this November.
…is pretty much any result that doesn’t tell the left wing media what they want to hear.
An unexpected polling result… showed exactly the same result as every poll for the last 18 months. This was just as shocking, inexplicable and unexpected to the media, political pundits and the Democrat Party as the latest unemployment figures.
… caused Harry Reid to get the vapors, which is a sight to see, let me tell you.
… put Frank J. in the running.
… indicated that some of the Democrat respondents were reincarnated as giant sloths.
. . . showed Americans want dogs put on the endangered species list until we have a new President at least.
. . . 90% of the respondents believed Joe Biden would lose at tic-tac-toe.
Much to Democrats’ chagrin, the First and Second Amendments are still popular.
…that 4 out of 5 dentists recommend sugarless gum to their patients who chew tobacco. The other dentist is missing some teeth.
…Shows Obama and Romney tied at 17 % each, while …. Ron… Paul … has… uh 66%.
Oh wait it was an online poll. Lord tunderin Jesus Murphy that had me a bit scared for a moment there b’ys
…indicated that 51% of Americans think it’s okay for Obama to smoke choom, as long as he doesn’t exhale.
… Obama’s leading by 9! (with a polling sample of 100% Democrats).
….Obama’s leading on the 9th…still 9 more to go on the back green.
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