Keln of Nuking Politics picked his favorite punchlines to “Michelle Obama’s new school lunch menu… “.
Click here to see if you made the cut.
If you did, you should probably email him about becoming a guest blogger there.
If you didn’t, he’s got another straight line for you to practice on.
Keep trying. No one likes a quitter.

Well it could be bull(^(*ers or bulimics or bulloney pushers. It isn’t but it could be.
That so was not the post I put that comment on. How did that happen? Is Obama taking over the internets and putting Biden in charge. Dang.
Sweet, usually when one of my punchlines gets chosen it is number 5. Gave me something to shoot for. Now that I made number 1 have no where to go.
@3 Now you shoot for Punchline Nuker of the Week.
Thanks Harvey, you have given me a reason to live! Then I will become a guest blogger and eventually everyone will assume that me and Keln are the same person just like you and Frank J are the same person. I can feel the power and fame already. Bwah-ha-ha-ha.
@5 – Actually, I think Keln & Hunter & Walkingdead & Lactose ARE all the same person. Conservative humor blogging is a serious mental disorder…
So that is what happens when I stop taking my meds…..