Straight Line of the Day: Have You Seen How They Decorated the White House for Halloween?

Posted on October 31, 2012 12:00 pm

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Have you seen how they decorated the White House for Halloween?

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41 Responses to “Straight Line of the Day: Have You Seen How They Decorated the White House for Halloween?”

  1. rodney dill says:

    Ozombieland

  2. artvol11 says:

    Its a haunted house where Mitt Romney jumps out and says “16 trillion dollar debt” and “1 trillion dollar deficits”. Obama pees himself every time.

  3. Genghis Khen says:

    They put up pictures of Nancy Pelosi, Elena Kagan, Debbie Wasserman-Schultz, Barbara Boxer, Hillary Clinton, Janet Reno, Maxine Waters, and Helen Thomas. Scary, scary stuff.

  4. Son of Bob says:

    …they have actual zombies walking around and it’s really frightening…oh wait, nevermind. That’s just Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid.

  5. Writer says:

    They added “Onion” domes and are calling it the Kremlin.

  6. tomg51 says:

    …its the Dorian Gray true state of the current White House

  7. rodney dill says:

    …the decorations are so ‘dead’ oriented the WH looks like the inside of a San Francisco Chick-Fil-A during gay pride week.

    …the decorations are so ‘dead’ oriented the WH looks like the Chicago polls on election day.

    …the decorations are so ‘dead’ oriented the WH has Ozombies wandering around chanting ‘Obam-ho-tep… Obam-ho-tep… Obam-ho-tep…’

  8. HokieGomer says:

    Jim Messina dressed as a clown rides in the back of an Econline utility van around the White House stopping alongside young children asking “Do you want some candy little boy?”

  9. rodney dill says:

    … The decorations are so ‘dead’ oriented the WH invited Al Franken and Anthony Weiner in their joint Frankenweinie costume.

    … The decorations are so ‘dead’ oriented they made John Boehner cry… well, admittedly the past Easter decorations make him cry too.

  10. bobdobbs says:

    instead of using the normal black and orange color scheme they used black and red. Because Obama is black. and a communist.

  11. rodney dill says:

    …its black and white and dead all over.

  12. archangel says:

    cardboard cutouts of michelle handing out whole wheat cookies.

  13. AwesometificAmerican says:

    They just scotch guarded the entire house to make cleaning off the eggs thrown by pissed off children after recieving Michelle’s carrot sticks and kelp candy treats instead of real candy.

  14. seanmahair says:

    They’re not decorating. Every day at the White House is like Halloween. The citizens are getting tricked, FOB (friends of Barry) are getting treated and the president tries out a new costume ever single day.

  15. Dohtimes says:

    It was the scariest thing the kids ever saw, it was made to look like this years school lunchrooms.

  16. Jimmy says:

    No decorations… Michelle Obama answers the door and the kids freak out!

    It’s a freakin’ horror show.

  17. Dohtimes says:

    No, but we were told that the guy with the bloody apron, meat cleaever and dead Pomeranians was just the chef, not part of the display.

  18. Dohtimes says:

    Yeah, and Obama feinted when he saw the guy dressed as Jesus holding a Right To Life sign.

  19. Writer says:

    They decorated the White House to look like URUGULA.

  20. Decidedly undecided says:

    Those were decorations?!?! I just thought it was unemployed homeless people waiting for food stamps.

  21. CarolyntheMommy says:

    They decorated the house like a respectable, historical building that is a living monument to this nation’s history. Tomorrow it will be back to normal.

  22. Bob in Feenicks says:

    …it looks just like a Chicago graveyard on election day.

  23. CarolyntheMommy says:

    The White House was done up to look scary!

    How scary was it?

    Scarier than Helen Thomas without makeup.

    Scarier than Helen Thomas WITH makeup.

    Scarier than Obama with a pen approaching a passed piece of legislation.

    Scarier than Congress in session.

    Scarier than Lena Dunham asking you to be her first.

    Scarier than Sandra Fluke maniacally screaming for free contraceptives.

    Scarier than Pelosi before she has her daily face lift.

  24. Dohtimes says:

    Whenever one of the ghosts says BOO, a union thug beats it up.

    I would have but Harry Reid gave me a guided tour and now Mommy is looking for me.

  25. FormerHostage says:

    …they didn’t decorate that!

  26. FormerHostage says:

    They took screen captures of those economy charts from Instapundit and taped them to the door. YIKES!

  27. FormerHostage says:

    They tried to have brain eating zombies…but they starved.

  28. Writer says:

    Decorated as a bHot Dog Stand.
    Look out for fur!

  29. Jimmy says:

    Oh, CarolyntheMommy, those are scary, indeed, especially that one about “Lena Dunham asking you to be her first.” Holy socks.

  30. RAML says:

    They painted it black with red doors just to scare Romney

  31. Westing1992 says:

    There’s decorations celebrating how Obama got reelected.

  32. rodney dill says:

    …as a mock up of the town of Rock Ridge.

  33. rodney dill says:

    …as the Benghazi embassy…

    (too soon?)

  34. jw says:

    at first i thought it was the bar scene from star wars, but it was just michelle.

  35. archangel says:

    @dohtimes:
    if mommy is looking for you, doesn’t that mean barney frank gave you the tour?

  36. FormerHostage says:

    They put up streamers of the crushed dreams of the middle class.

  37. hwuu says:

    Moochelle stopped shaving.

    George Soros at the back door dressed as a Soul Eater. Actually that is normal.

    Joe Biden took out his teeth.

    Obama’s costume is not very scary. He put on a hat and is going around as a Star wars Tie-Fighter. (Its an ears joke.)

    Valerie Jarret has her arm up Big bird instead of where she normally keeps it. ( hint; Its Up Obama’s Obama)

    Nancy Pelosi and George Stephanopoulos are playing whack a mole with the big gavel.

    Micheal Moore is dressed rather unconvincingly as Rush Limbaugh. Except Rush wouldn’t have a gravy stain on his un-tucked shirt.

    The hollow look in Obama’s eyes is normal.

    U-haul keeps cold calling the switchboard.

  38. rodney dill says:

    …as the Baracky Horror Picture Show

  39. CarolyntheMommy says:

    Baracky Horror Picture Show?

    Instead of “Let’s Do the Time Warp Aga-iiiiiiin” it’ll be “Let’s raise their taxes aga-iiiiiiiiiiiin.”

  40. hwuu says:

    Its just a jump to the left…

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