Straight Line of the Day: Have You Seen How They Decorated the White House for Halloween?

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Have you seen how they decorated the White House for Halloween?

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  1. Its a haunted house where Mitt Romney jumps out and says “16 trillion dollar debt” and “1 trillion dollar deficits”. Obama pees himself every time.

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  2. They put up pictures of Nancy Pelosi, Elena Kagan, Debbie Wasserman-Schultz, Barbara Boxer, Hillary Clinton, Janet Reno, Maxine Waters, and Helen Thomas. Scary, scary stuff.

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  3. …they have actual zombies walking around and it’s really frightening…oh wait, nevermind. That’s just Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid.

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  4. …the decorations are so ‘dead’ oriented the WH looks like the inside of a San Francisco Chick-Fil-A during gay pride week.

    …the decorations are so ‘dead’ oriented the WH looks like the Chicago polls on election day.

    …the decorations are so ‘dead’ oriented the WH has Ozombies wandering around chanting ‘Obam-ho-tep… Obam-ho-tep… Obam-ho-tep…’

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  5. Jim Messina dressed as a clown rides in the back of an Econline utility van around the White House stopping alongside young children asking “Do you want some candy little boy?”

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  6. … The decorations are so ‘dead’ oriented the WH invited Al Franken and Anthony Weiner in their joint Frankenweinie costume.

    … The decorations are so ‘dead’ oriented they made John Boehner cry… well, admittedly the past Easter decorations make him cry too.

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  7. instead of using the normal black and orange color scheme they used black and red. Because Obama is black. and a communist.

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  8. They’re not decorating. Every day at the White House is like Halloween. The citizens are getting tricked, FOB (friends of Barry) are getting treated and the president tries out a new costume ever single day.

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  9. No decorations… Michelle Obama answers the door and the kids freak out!

    It’s a freakin’ horror show.

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  10. No, but we were told that the guy with the bloody apron, meat cleaever and dead Pomeranians was just the chef, not part of the display.

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  11. Those were decorations?!?! I just thought it was unemployed homeless people waiting for food stamps.

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  12. They decorated the house like a respectable, historical building that is a living monument to this nation’s history. Tomorrow it will be back to normal.

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  13. The White House was done up to look scary!

    How scary was it?

    Scarier than Helen Thomas without makeup.

    Scarier than Helen Thomas WITH makeup.

    Scarier than Obama with a pen approaching a passed piece of legislation.

    Scarier than Congress in session.

    Scarier than Lena Dunham asking you to be her first.

    Scarier than Sandra Fluke maniacally screaming for free contraceptives.

    Scarier than Pelosi before she has her daily face lift.

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  14. Whenever one of the ghosts says BOO, a union thug beats it up.

    I would have but Harry Reid gave me a guided tour and now Mommy is looking for me.

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  15. They took screen captures of those economy charts from Instapundit and taped them to the door. YIKES!

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  16. Oh, CarolyntheMommy, those are scary, indeed, especially that one about “Lena Dunham asking you to be her first.” Holy socks.

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  17. Moochelle stopped shaving.

    George Soros at the back door dressed as a Soul Eater. Actually that is normal.

    Joe Biden took out his teeth.

    Obama’s costume is not very scary. He put on a hat and is going around as a Star wars Tie-Fighter. (Its an ears joke.)

    Valerie Jarret has her arm up Big bird instead of where she normally keeps it. ( hint; Its Up Obama’s Obama)

    Nancy Pelosi and George Stephanopoulos are playing whack a mole with the big gavel.

    Micheal Moore is dressed rather unconvincingly as Rush Limbaugh. Except Rush wouldn’t have a gravy stain on his un-tucked shirt.

    The hollow look in Obama’s eyes is normal.

    U-haul keeps cold calling the switchboard.

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  18. Baracky Horror Picture Show?

    Instead of “Let’s Do the Time Warp Aga-iiiiiiin” it’ll be “Let’s raise their taxes aga-iiiiiiiiiiiin.”

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