Straight Line of the Day: Obama Gave the Weirdest Answer During the Debate…
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Obama gave the weirdest answer during the debate…
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October 18th, 2012 at 12:02 pm
“Mine’s not as big a your’s, Mitt.”
October 18th, 2012 at 12:03 pm
“My solution to the economic crisis is… Oh look! Shiny!”
October 18th, 2012 at 12:05 pm
He actually told the truth.
October 18th, 2012 at 12:13 pm
“So Ms. Crowley, did you like Alex Karras?”
October 18th, 2012 at 12:14 pm
… the rules have been changed and the buck now stops with the assistant to the undersecretary of the secretary of state.
October 18th, 2012 at 12:17 pm
Ahhhhh! Close your HTML tag!
No Obama didn’t say that, but I’m saying it to IMAO.
October 18th, 2012 at 12:18 pm
I think someone forgot to close a tag.
October 18th, 2012 at 12:27 pm
… that mitt romney was the head of the congressional opposition when they voting on obamacare.
October 18th, 2012 at 12:38 pm
He deferred the question to the person responsible for making executive decisions.
It was a 17 part strategy to stimulate business by increasing their taxes and imposing more penalties. You’re probably too stupid to understand it.
He allowed the oceans to rise back up again to distract from a question about his failure to deliver on his deficit promises.
October 18th, 2012 at 12:43 pm
I accidentally the national security.
October 18th, 2012 at 12:50 pm
…when he proposed solving hunger and the need for birth control with a dog in every pot and a chicken in every garage.
…when he said Muhammad brought the mountain of debt to me, so I brought you to the mountain.
…when he told Romney his woman didn’t fit in a binder until he used a three hole punch on her and then Michelle stopped clapping and punched him. Three times. Upside his big head.
October 18th, 2012 at 1:03 pm
…when he replied “I prefer boxers. I don’t think I’ve ever tasted a ‘brief’ breed.”
October 18th, 2012 at 1:06 pm
…Ich bin ein Berliner!
October 18th, 2012 at 1:07 pm
…Pass!
October 18th, 2012 at 1:07 pm
…Who’s up for some pie?
October 18th, 2012 at 1:08 pm
…fer schnizzle.
October 18th, 2012 at 1:15 pm
Good thing the “moderator” had his back.
Racist!
He just sat there, blowing a dog whistle. Weather to summon a snack, or rile up his supporters no one knows.
October 18th, 2012 at 1:18 pm
Biden! Klaatu barada nikto!
October 18th, 2012 at 1:23 pm
…SPOON!
…Kaplah!
…I didn’t get a harumph from that man!
October 18th, 2012 at 1:26 pm
…stating, “let me be clear and make no mistake about it, this is hard – a lot of people don’t know hard it is to be president, and we inherited a big mess, it’s worse than we initially planned and, uh, umm, I won, and ah, like I was saying to Michelle, she said, “people in Cleveland understand” and it’s so true and a, ah, ah, person was telling me in, just the other day at a diner there, great fries by the way you should go there, a big shout out to all my firends there, so I was saying – Let me finish my point! We do get equal time, right?!? – Right, so there is no right answer to the question on that which is ah, umm, right there in the transcript of what I said. So in closing, like I said, before I spoke, I’m right. I was right all along. Can we move along? Can we change the subject?”
October 18th, 2012 at 1:27 pm
…”Alex, I’ll take water boarding for a thousand.”
October 18th, 2012 at 1:30 pm
“… you’d do it for Randolph Scott.”
October 18th, 2012 at 1:42 pm
While starting directly at Ms. Crowley’s chest “Hello boys, did you miss me?”
October 18th, 2012 at 1:43 pm
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Did you forget to close a tag Harvey?
October 18th, 2012 at 2:01 pm
Obama gave the weirdest answer during the debate… uh can we stop for a minute, mt earpiece seems to have gone out and I can’t hear prompter.
October 18th, 2012 at 2:03 pm
“Take the Wookie to my ship!”
October 18th, 2012 at 2:35 pm
…in response to a question from a Hispanic member the audience: “Yes, I do have six fingers on my right hand. Why?”
October 18th, 2012 at 2:45 pm
When asked a question he replied “present” and sat back down.
When he tried to explain how an economy on the brink of collapse with out of control inflation actually reduces gas prices and that high prices are a sign of recovery.
When he tried to reason that “less is more” on the number of oil drilling permits issued by his administration.
When he stated that he is for the Second Ammendment….that’s the one that lets you eat dogs right?
October 18th, 2012 at 2:52 pm
@DamnCat #27. ~~~~~
(inconceivable)
October 18th, 2012 at 2:54 pm
…he said: You ever seen liberal women? It’s obvious we put the binders into them.
…claiming that he was more qualified to be the middle leg of the govt. teat milking stool.
October 18th, 2012 at 2:56 pm
Obama gave the weirdest answer during the debate…he said “Ekke Ekke Ekke Ekke Ptangya Ziiinnggggggg Ni”!
October 18th, 2012 at 2:59 pm
May I mumbo dogface to the banana patch?
October 18th, 2012 at 2:59 pm
…regarding Welfare payments, “Your numbers sound inflated to me.”
October 18th, 2012 at 4:00 pm
…”Who am I? Why am I here?”
…”How am I looking? …I’m looking good! What’s that? …It’s my shadow! Even my shadow’s looking good! Owww!”
October 18th, 2012 at 4:09 pm
…after being asked about his record over the last 4 years, he just charged the audience yelling “LEEROY JENKINS!!!!” and punching people.
October 18th, 2012 at 5:12 pm
he foamed something about “and your little dog too.”
October 18th, 2012 at 5:27 pm
…”Well, because my ears form what’s called a ‘phased array.’ See, the more I turn my head, the greater is the strength of a differential signal, which when integrated by my on-board microprocessor, only enhances the simpler delta-T phase angle calculation done by my subconscious all the time. This way, I know where the sound is coming from better than most. Huh? Oh, you didn’t ask the question? Well, then who did?”
October 18th, 2012 at 6:12 pm
…after being asked about reducing gas prices, Obama said “Man…what’s nitrous running per tank these days? Cause I’ve got this Bolivian dentist for a connect who hooks me up with a few on tha DL when I can’t get my choom on.”
October 18th, 2012 at 6:31 pm
Obama gave the weirdest answer during the debate…when he answered questions about the embassy attack by saying “On the advice of my counsel I wish to invoke my 5th ammendment rights.” Who knew that he was aware of ANY of the Bill of Rights !?!
October 18th, 2012 at 6:32 pm
Obama gave the weirdest answer during the debate…when he stood up and said his chair would answer that question.
October 18th, 2012 at 6:36 pm
Obama gave the weirdest answer during the debate…just about every time he opened his mouth.
October 18th, 2012 at 8:17 pm
…I didn’t kill that dog, he committed suicide in my barbecue pit.
October 18th, 2012 at 8:36 pm
~ Writer!
Yeah, and then his dog just happened to baste himself in Hot Damn Barbeque Sauce.
October 18th, 2012 at 8:40 pm
…I have to check my binders to see if I have met that woman.
October 18th, 2012 at 8:49 pm
blarg says:
October 18th, 2012 at 4:09 pm
…after being asked about his record over the last 4 years, he just charged the audience yelling “LEEROY JENKINS!!!!” and punching people.
~~~~~Bacon to you!
Obama gave the weirdest answer during the debate… when he tried to do a Biden grin and failed.
October 18th, 2012 at 9:00 pm
Allah Akbar!
October 18th, 2012 at 9:07 pm
…….even though he repeatedly practiced the questions beforehand. Maybe that’s why he won’t release his transcripts, maybe he did that poorly in classes he should have excelled in.
October 18th, 2012 at 9:10 pm
Oh my goodness Jimmy I missed your earlier post but just found it. I about fell on the floor. “Phased Array” tee hee, tee hee, gaffaw.
October 18th, 2012 at 9:49 pm
“Uh Mitt it looks like I’m gonna be out of my digs come January, can I sack out on the sofa for few weeks till I can find a place?”
October 18th, 2012 at 10:17 pm
Bob in Feenicks says:
October 18th, 2012 at 4:00 pm
…”Who am I? Why am I here?”
Is this the cat from the old english series Red Dwarf
…”How am I looking? …I’m looking good! What’s that? …It’s my shadow! Even my shadow’s looking good! Owww!”
October 19th, 2012 at 1:07 am
which sounded like a muttered ” Must wait kill the infidel until after the election when I have more flexibility.”
October 19th, 2012 at 3:13 am
…, “I know you are, but what am I?”
October 19th, 2012 at 2:43 pm
….if they take my stapler then I’ll set the building on fire
October 19th, 2012 at 4:04 pm
…when he refused to say any words beginning with an S because he had beaten all the S-Words into ploughshares. Then he thanked the VP for his help in catching up on his Bible stu-stu-uhhh Bible reading.
October 19th, 2012 at 6:17 pm
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October 19th, 2012 at 10:48 pm
… No, dog does not taste just like chicken. I’d say it’s more like a cross between bald eagle and california condor.