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Obama gave the weirdest answer during the debate…

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  1. He deferred the question to the person responsible for making executive decisions.

    It was a 17 part strategy to stimulate business by increasing their taxes and imposing more penalties. You’re probably too stupid to understand it.

    He allowed the oceans to rise back up again to distract from a question about his failure to deliver on his deficit promises.

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  2. …when he proposed solving hunger and the need for birth control with a dog in every pot and a chicken in every garage.

    …when he said Muhammad brought the mountain of debt to me, so I brought you to the mountain.

    …when he told Romney his woman didn’t fit in a binder until he used a three hole punch on her and then Michelle stopped clapping and punched him. Three times. Upside his big head.

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  3. …stating, “let me be clear and make no mistake about it, this is hard – a lot of people don’t know hard it is to be president, and we inherited a big mess, it’s worse than we initially planned and, uh, umm, I won, and ah, like I was saying to Michelle, she said, “people in Cleveland understand” and it’s so true and a, ah, ah, person was telling me in, just the other day at a diner there, great fries by the way you should go there, a big shout out to all my firends there, so I was saying – Let me finish my point! We do get equal time, right?!? – Right, so there is no right answer to the question on that which is ah, umm, right there in the transcript of what I said. So in closing, like I said, before I spoke, I’m right. I was right all along. Can we move along? Can we change the subject?”

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  4. When asked a question he replied “present” and sat back down.

    When he tried to explain how an economy on the brink of collapse with out of control inflation actually reduces gas prices and that high prices are a sign of recovery.

    When he tried to reason that “less is more” on the number of oil drilling permits issued by his administration.

    When he stated that he is for the Second Ammendment….that’s the one that lets you eat dogs right?

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  5. …”Well, because my ears form what’s called a ‘phased array.’ See, the more I turn my head, the greater is the strength of a differential signal, which when integrated by my on-board microprocessor, only enhances the simpler delta-T phase angle calculation done by my subconscious all the time. This way, I know where the sound is coming from better than most. Huh? Oh, you didn’t ask the question? Well, then who did?”

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  6. …after being asked about reducing gas prices, Obama said “Man…what’s nitrous running per tank these days? Cause I’ve got this Bolivian dentist for a connect who hooks me up with a few on tha DL when I can’t get my choom on.”

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  7. Obama gave the weirdest answer during the debate…when he answered questions about the embassy attack by saying “On the advice of my counsel I wish to invoke my 5th ammendment rights.” Who knew that he was aware of ANY of the Bill of Rights !?!

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  8. blarg says:
    October 18th, 2012 at 4:09 pm

    …after being asked about his record over the last 4 years, he just charged the audience yelling “LEEROY JENKINS!!!!” and punching people.
    ~~~~~Bacon to you!
    Obama gave the weirdest answer during the debate… when he tried to do a Biden grin and failed.

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  9. Bob in Feenicks says:
    October 18th, 2012 at 4:00 pm

    …”Who am I? Why am I here?”

    Is this the cat from the old english series Red Dwarf
    …”How am I looking? …I’m looking good! What’s that? …It’s my shadow! Even my shadow’s looking good! Owww!”

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  10. …when he refused to say any words beginning with an S because he had beaten all the S-Words into ploughshares. Then he thanked the VP for his help in catching up on his Bible stu-stu-uhhh Bible reading.

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