Straight Line of the Day: Legalized Marijuana in Colorado Will Be Sold Under the Brand Name…
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Legalized marijuana in Colorado will be sold under the brand name…
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December 19th, 2012 at 12:04 pm
Rocky Mountain High
December 19th, 2012 at 12:05 pm
…Choom
December 19th, 2012 at 12:07 pm
Bake-on
December 19th, 2012 at 12:10 pm
Smokey Mountain
December 19th, 2012 at 12:11 pm
Smokeback Mountain
December 19th, 2012 at 12:12 pm
Crestoned Peak
December 19th, 2012 at 12:12 pm
Weedies: the breakfast of whaaaateverrrrr.
December 19th, 2012 at 12:14 pm
Rastafari Rockys
December 19th, 2012 at 12:14 pm
Mount Massive-ly Stoned
December 19th, 2012 at 12:15 pm
…Obamaweed
…Smart (as opposed to dope)
…Opiate of the Masses
…Woody, Larry, and Barry’s
…Unicorn Banana Chair (smoke some and you’ll get it)
…they couldn’t come up with one. They tried by they were just so baked…
December 19th, 2012 at 12:15 pm
Aspen Smokin’ Again
December 19th, 2012 at 12:19 pm
Denver Dope
Rocky Roach
December 19th, 2012 at 12:21 pm
… Soma
(I’ll save you the Google search… It’s the drug from Brave New World that keeps everyone’s mental abilities equal)
December 19th, 2012 at 12:24 pm
Panama Sled
Schuss and Laughters (also a board game)
December 19th, 2012 at 12:28 pm
Ashes Avalanche
December 19th, 2012 at 12:28 pm
El Ski-Bong
December 19th, 2012 at 12:30 pm
Tobaggon Tobacca
December 19th, 2012 at 12:30 pm
Sled Head
December 19th, 2012 at 12:32 pm
… cartel no 5
December 19th, 2012 at 12:34 pm
Opiate of the Massives
(inspired by Blarg)
December 19th, 2012 at 12:37 pm
Half-Pipe High
December 19th, 2012 at 12:38 pm
White-out
December 19th, 2012 at 12:40 pm
Mexi-Cannon
December 19th, 2012 at 12:41 pm
…Bob’s Gnarly 100′s Non-Filters
December 19th, 2012 at 12:44 pm
KoolFoolDecember 19th, 2012 at 12:46 pm
Ski Spliffed Ticket
December 19th, 2012 at 12:54 pm
…D’oh Times
…Denver Pile
…Doobie Gillis
…The Bob Marley Christmas
…Rocky Mountain Bacon Pie
December 19th, 2012 at 1:50 pm
……………………………………….um……yeah,……..what was the question again?
December 19th, 2012 at 2:06 pm
Denver Dynamite. No stems or seeds that you don’t need. Denver Dynamite’s some bad assed weed…and it’s mild, mild, mild. ~ Thanx Cheech and Chong
December 19th, 2012 at 2:11 pm
Coors Tight
December 19th, 2012 at 2:14 pm
Barack Hussein Obongworthy’s Colorado Grow Your Own Pit Stop Hemp Summit
December 19th, 2012 at 2:20 pm
DOOOD!
December 19th, 2012 at 3:17 pm
Toasted Bunny Smokem Up
December 19th, 2012 at 3:17 pm
Obama’s Choom Chaff
High on Cripple Creek
South Park’s Home Grown Authoritied
December 19th, 2012 at 4:36 pm
H. R. Puffinstuff
Smokey Mountain
Pot Rolls
DUI
December 19th, 2012 at 4:37 pm
Potted Plants
December 19th, 2012 at 4:38 pm
Mile Highs
December 19th, 2012 at 4:47 pm
Dope Slope
December 19th, 2012 at 5:05 pm
Rocky Mountain Brain Death.
December 19th, 2012 at 5:08 pm
Choombama!
December 19th, 2012 at 5:25 pm
Half-Baked
December 19th, 2012 at 5:45 pm
…Hickenlooper’s Hookah.
…Pipe’s Peak.
December 19th, 2012 at 6:38 pm
Obama Green
Community Organizer
o-puff-a-care
Job created
rocky mountain stimulus
Biden
December 19th, 2012 at 9:30 pm
No Holder Boulder
December 20th, 2012 at 5:08 pm
40 Acres And No Mule Needed.
Gonna Need A Bigger Food Stamp Allotment And Clean Air Act Exemption Weed.
Contact High High School Drug Test Failures Galore Spliffs.
December 20th, 2012 at 7:40 pm
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