Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
If Nancy Pelosi were Speaker of the House again…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
If Nancy Pelosi were Speaker of the House again…
… she would get a $5 million performance bonus from the makers of Botox.
…she still wouldn’t know what’s in the Obamacare bill.
… she could finally devote her time to reading the “Affordable Care Act”.
If Nancy Pelosi were Speaker of the House again John Boehner would cry…more.
… Hell would be double-checking the thermostat.
…her and look of shock and amazement would finally suit the occasion.
don’t you mean
WHEN Nancy Pelosi IS Speaker of the House Again?
Anyway things will be different in a few years. Comrade Clinton will be our Commissar! She will apoint many Czars! The Liberal Neo-Bolshevik Revolution will be in place. Obama’s army of zombies will become Comrade Clinton’s National Security Police. There will be Civil War, states will secede. The new Constitution will be in place which will give Comrade Clinton the power to use multiple warhead nuclear drones against whole states that refuse to submit to Comrade Clinton’s Constitutional Powers.
If Nancy Pelosi Were Speaker of the House Again…
….Rich people will be stripped of all properties, wealth and savings. America as we know it will cease to exist.
Well I see Carpenter is off his medication again.
If Nancy Pelosi were Speaker of the House again…they will have to put the rubber corners back on the desks, because she can’t wear the helmet properly.
…who wants a Speaker that a wine was named after?….’Pink Infadel’ 🙁
. . . she would get a bill passed to pay for cosmetic surgery
. . . she would get lots of bills passed to find out what was in each of them
Botox futures would skyrocket.
… she would still blame “Republican obstructionism” for everything that goes wrong.
we would get – “ObamaCare II – the Revenge.”
…she’d speak stupidly and carry a big gavel.
…she’d read each bill after passing it.
…I’d go to Vegas and bet the over on unemployment rate, and the under on economic performance
…Joe Biden would clap wildly and declare his happiness that the nice lady that gives him candy will be back
…Chris Matthew’s leg tingle would develop into a full fledged spasm
…John Boehner would stand up and say “let’s show this prehistoric bitch how we do things downtown!”
…the oceans would recede, the global temps would decline, and,…wait, no, that’s if Al Gore were speaker
…further investigation into how to start an off shore bank account would be warranted
…the plumbing system would be replaced by an alimentary canal, ending at the front door.
…there would be an job opening for season 4 of The Walking Dead, but it would no longer be strictly a documentary.
…OK, we released the damned Kraken, now what? would be the groveling next step of capitulation to our enemies, assuring our destruction but the sheer joy in the MSM would make it worthwhile.
…Obama could finally get the poverty level to an all time high, maybe even up to 99%
…Obama, Reid and Pelosi could finally scrap that pesky constitution
On a serious note, losing the house in 2014 wouldn’t be funny it is damn scary prospect.
Rob’s: “let’s show this prehistoric bitch how we do things downtown!”
and,
Dohtimes’: “…the plumbing system would be replaced by an alimentary canal, ending at the front door.”
…made me laugh too much to come up with anything.
….her chauffeurs would be the four horsemen of the apocalypse, with Death bringing her to Obamacare meetings.
… Boehner would become a Minority Leader, which would cause Sharpton’s head to explode.
… she would invite Ruth Bader Ginsburg over for some crony capitulism.
… she would invite Ruth Bade Ginsburg and Hillary over and warn MacBeth about stuff.
… she would offer a nice red apple to Olympia Snow — don’t take it!
…the 2nd American Civil War would soon follow.
…there would be nothing humorous about it.
…it would be gloomier than carpenter
Wait, she’s still alive?
…dead
Democratswould come out of the woodwork.…worms.
…maggots would emerge from all of Boehner’s orifices.
(I’m in a Carpenterian gloomy mood, jw.)
jimmy- i will be if she becomes speaker again.
… we must make plans.
(Concur, jw)
… Jack Nicholson as The Joker will look like a documentary about her return, rather than fiction.
…Harvey will have a cow.
This little piggy went to market,
This little piggy stayed home.
This little piggy had roast beef,
And that little piggy is Speaker of the House.
…Friday’s will go back to being casual Nosferatu day.
…worms will come out of Jimmy’s post and appear below it.
… she could change her name to ‘Pill Aussi.’
…it means Jesus is starting to put on his sandals.
Worms!
Hey! Where is my Internet woman, CarolyntheMommy?
…Obama would compliment her on being the best looking Speaker ever…. again….
…instead of using the gavel she’ll just say, “It rubs the lotion on its skin, or it gets the hose again.”
@40 – I had a sudden disturbing vision of Pelosi ending that with “or else it gets Obamacare again” and all of America being in the bottom of a well
The republican’s would swap the gavel with a toy mallet that squeaks.
pray, pray that it’s a time loop and we get one more chance to do it right
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