Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
In its latest act of aggression, Russia is threatening…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
In its latest act of aggression, Russia is threatening…
…to not play fair… nuthin’ but nyet.
In its latest act of aggression, Russia is threatening…
mass illegal immigration into Brighton Beach, NY.
…not blame Bush.
…eat Walnuts.
…annex Ferguson.
In its latest act of aggression, Russia is threatening…
not to get approved consent prior to any sexual act.
… a Walnut Drop on the US, to rival the Berlin Airlift.
… to return the “Harshly Worded Letters” back to the U.N., postage due.
… to send heterosexual invasion forces to infiltrate the “fashion scenes” of San Francisco, Austin TX, and Providence RI.
… to bomb strategic American targets, beginning with golf courses and fast food joints.
… to make the major networks carry the president’s speech tonight.
In its latest act of aggression, Russia is threatening…
to wear tacky Hawaiian shirts with semi-naked women.
In its latest act of aggression, Russia is threatening…
to kidnap Annoymiss and steal the recipe for the best cookies in the world! Muwhahahahahahaha!
…an immediate end to shipments of vodka…
…annexing the Borscht Belt…
…invading the North Pole in order to halt Christmas….
… to charge royalties to everyone who has ever played Tetris or used Russian dressing on a salad.
… to challenge Obama to a slap flight.
… to hack the POTUS teleprompter at an unspecified time and replace the speech with one from Ben Carson.
… to declare all Ukranian citizens “un-dacha-mented aliens.”
… a repeat of the Cuban / Miss L. crisis that brought down Bill Clinton.
… to force American kids to accept lunch money, so they have to buy Michelle’s lunches.
@12…. I see what you did there.
…to build a giant wooden badger…
…to make Eric Snowden squeal.
In its latest act of aggression, Russia is threatening…
to taunt us a second time.
…to sue Redstate.com for copyright infringement.
…to sign an Executive Order nearly as damaging as the ones Obama does.
…to stop spending on it’s military and give all the money to the DNC.
…to replace the Manchurian Teleprompter with the Moscowvian Mudslinger.
…to no longer recognize the 5 mile limit on Michelle’s butt, allowing them to do flyovers of Pittsburgh Steelers home games.
In its latest act of aggression, Russia is threatening…
to do nothing, and just let Obama’s imagination fill in the blanks.
…to send a firm admonition to the White House — “No Soup For You.”
@18 Bob B: … and to sue MSNBC for theft of intellectual property.
…to have your inner hippie punch you. (In Soviet Russia, Inner Hippie Punches You)
@17 – Stupid American pig dogs.
…to organize a tour of Europe to display King Putt’s relics.
…to create a new Obama-Biden-Reid-Pelosi-Clinton Matryoshka doll.
…have 10 Million Russians immigrate to America before the amnesty announcement, crossing the border via Palin’s living room.
In its latest act of aggression, Russia is threatening…
… to repeal the 22nd amendment, so America will continue its slide into nothingburger laughingstock status on the world stage, courtesy of the WH choom-headed whiny brat and his clueless minions.
… to ground Air Force 1, so the grifter will have to stay in Washington and sign more economically chilling Executive Orders.
To bring back the Spanish Inquisition. No one expects the Spanish Inquisition!
… to invade the French dressing while it eye-balls Thousand Island.
…to bring Slim Pickens back from the dead and make him ride one of theirs.
In its latest act of aggression, Russia is threatening…
to return all those fundraising letters from the DNC without checks and containing “Coeds straight to your room” flyers.
In its latest act of aggression, Russia is threatening…
to continue to release Siberian Cold Fronts on the USA so Obama can’t golf.
…demand that all US Pennies be melted down and repurposed into Moscow Mule cups.
To replace all fast food menus with Michelle approved school lunches.
Convert the GM production line in Detroit to produce Trabants.
Make Hilary fashion editor at Vogue.
Replace Megan Kelly with Rachel Maddow.
…to hold Howard Wolowitz hostage and mock his wardrobe after his next tour to the International Space Station.
…to force American Astronauts to fly ‘Commercial’ on all Soyuz flights.
…to mock Obama’s foreign policy by having the 80’s crank call him. At 3 in the morning. Collect.
…to keep Obama’s spine even if the ransom is paid. Obama is a lot more flexible without it.
… to use their usual Anti-Jew jitsu.
Noogies for Obama and Biden
… to mass boards alongside the Trooper. … No, wait. To board troops alongside the masseur. … No, wait. (They’ll get it eventually.)
. . . the USA with an additional four years of Obama’s presidency
. . . a plague of locusts
… To invade and forcibly revoke term limits on the presidency.
… To invade mainland USA. Obama is likely to respond by calling up the army… of social workers that worked on his campaign, to make sure all the Russian soldiers are issued green cards.
… Nothing. Obama and western Europe are just cowering pre-emptively.
. . . roulette
I judged this one here: http://www.nukingpolitics.com/2014/11/nuke-punchline-threatening-to-welch.html
Go see who won my Cookies! 🙂
Have a great weekend!
@46 – Anonymiss – Thank you…
Link post is up now