Make America Great Again

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The following is an edited version of my original post at Nukingpolitics.com

I know the general attitude around here is “I am not excited about a presidential candidate and I want a sweet meteor of death to just kill us all”.

Ho hum.

Frank J is sooo pessimistic like that. And he and I are enemies. I think. I’m not actually sure. I think he responded to an email I sent him once and he challenged me to a fight, saying something about his father and how many fingers I have. I dunno.

Well, all I have to say to that is…meh.

I never thought in a million years I would be this excited about Donald Trump.

I mean…it’s Donald Trump, right? Kind of a goofball, entertainer type, business mogul. Calls into Fox & Friends every once in a while, has a reality show.

What does he know about America and being president?

Apparently a lot.

Time after time after time, he nailed it in his acceptance speech and his rallies. Speaking to The People, not the political class. Not to the media. Not to the corporatists. Not to the pundits. But to the people.

Even if he had no idea what the real problems in this country were (and video evidence suggests he did know), he literally spent time listening to what the people…callers to radio talk shows and the like…were saying for the last few years. One can only assume he talked to his “bottom level” employees as well. And I am sure he talked to plenty of other business owners, who he knew personally. All to find out (or to verify) what the real problems in America are.

And you can criticize his way of speaking if you like. You can criticize his hair. You can criticize all kinds of superficial things about him. But when it comes to substance. When it comes to ACTUAL…he is beyond criticism.

Because he has allowed himself to become a voice for the people. He is saying what we have all been thinking.

The political elite call this “populism”, and they say that with derision. They say populism means “catering to the masses”.

I’m wondering where the masses fits in with “Government of, by and for the people”.

No, we are not a straight democracy of mob rule. But the majority does still rule. Because the majority feels, personally, the effects of every single policy established by their “betters”. The “betters” who are conveniently never effected by those policies.

Populism, better defined, is running on a platform that the majority of people (lower and middle class) can recognize as things that will make their situation better.

The upside of that, in a capitalist society, is that what makes lower and middle class lives better actually helps Main Street business. Wall street will lose, at first, but it’s not going to bankrupt them. And, let’s be honest…when has the Dow or the S&P indices ever helped the average American personally?

Jobs, manufacturing, making things…created right here in this country. Manufacturers not looking for a quick exit to a cheaper base of operations, will help Americans get back to work. Then they will have money to spend. And the government will not be shelling out money it doesn’t have to people not employed. And they will be collecting taxes from those who are.

And when there are jobs, jobs, jobs, everywhere, then crime falls. A small percentage of criminals are just evil people. The majority are less than stellar at making life choices, but when there is obvious, legal, opportunity…they take it. Less crime, less angst, when there is opportunity.

Trump said “We cannot have prosperity without Law and Order.” This is true. But we cannot have Law and Order without Prosperity. Look at every crappy nation in the world. What do they have in common? The majority of the people are either dirt poor or struggling.

If it is populism to reestablish basic economics 101 and basic national security, then we need a heavy dose of populism.

This may be a Correction. This may be a Revolution. But whatever it is, it is a SOLUTION.

I know I usually deal in snark. I know that is the order of the day around here right now. And I know I could lose my honored place as a contributor to this great website I have loved for a long time. But we are at a crossroads. I am feeling it as a government contractor now. I would be in prison for what she did. What Hillary got away with is an absolute travesty. Her as president is not an option.

We have to be a nation of laws. We have to be a nation where those laws are enforced. And a sweet meteor of death is not going to do that. Staying at home because “your guy” wasn’t nominated is not going to accomplish that.

Preventing Hillary Clinton from gaining the presidency is the equivalent of fighting the greatest battle ever. Each and everyone of us must commit to that.

I personally have endorsed Donald Trump. It was a long road to come to that for me (I originally backed Cruz), and I know a lot of you will not accept him. But we have to be honest…the alternative is simply unacceptable. Hillary cannot be allowed anywhere near that kind of power.

This is an important vote, and a chance to actually Make America Great Again.

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Sarah K at … well, a gentlemen never says

BirthdayCakeIt’s Sarah K’s birthday! I know, it seems like she just had one last July 19th. But now she’s having another one.

Anyway, we need to help Frank J out. Between all his time playing Pokémon Go and coming up with excuses to not blog, he hasn’t had a lot of time left to pick out a birthday present for Sarah K. And this is where we come in.

What should Frank J get Sarah K for her birthday? It’s a special birthday (a gentleman never tells) so it needs to be a special gift.

Offer your birthday wishes along with gift suggestions for Sarah K.

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Obama Warned Us – Boosting Paychecks

Congrats to Chicago and all those who fought to #RaiseTheWage. Boosting paychecks for hard-working Americans is the right thing to do.
@BarackObama

“Because they’re gonna NEED that money to pay their skyrocketing Obamacare premiums. Which are saving them money!”

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Just Don’t Say the Order Is for Sarah Connor

Now opening in San Francisco – a burger joint where all the food is made by robots.

Don’t worry though, at no extra charge, you can still have a surly teenager take your order and forget to punch in “no pickles”.

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Independence Day at the White House

The White House Press Secretary has announced Obama’s big plans for his final Independence Day in office.  He has a busy day ahead of him to fill this itenerary:

  • Rewrite the Declaration of Independence after his own image by executive order
  • Enjoy a climate-friendly, non-GMO, vegan soy dog barely warmed on his solar-powered grill
  • Sneak into the idling Air Force One and enjoy a rack of climate-hating, smoked Rottweiler ribs
  • See how many lit firecrackers Joe can fit in his mouth and other orifices at once (It’s ok because Obamacare)
  • Host a DC public school competition to see which grade school student can name the capitals of all 57 states the fastest
  • Formally announce that his administration is declaring its independence from the Constitution
  • Celebrate the end of Ramadan
  • Judge the official White House cooking contest: How to Serve Lame Duck
  • Dress up like Beyonce for the White House transgender pageant
  • Perform the ribbon cutting for Planned Parenthood’s new in-clinic eatery, The Parts is Parts Café
  • Convince a drunken Loretta Lynch to combine the No Fly List with his Enemy List and the List of Registered Republicans
  • Recklessly taunt the aliens confined in Area 51
  • Defeat ISIS by videotaping his and Loretta Lynch’s karaoke medley of I Got You Babe, Summer Lovin’, and Endless Love and text it to Al-Baghdadi
  • Rack up a $25 million cost for his gala, payable by the US taxpayer
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15 Fun Facts About Independence Day

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Independence Day is a holiday where patriots celebrate the founding of a free nation and should not be confused with any insipid, 2-hour long Jeff Goldblum commercials for Apple computers.

(Reposted from 2012)

1) The first Independence Day in America was celebrated on July 4th, 1776, the day the Continental Congress approved the document that declared our independence from Great Britain. The war that followed lasted until 1783, so basically less messy than most divorces.

2) The major objection to being ruled by Britain was pithily summed up as “taxation without representation”. Minor objections included “Brit hookers aren’t lookers” and “your tea tastes like pee”.

3) Thomas Jefferson presented the first draft of the Declaration of Independence to Congress on June 28th, 1776, but it wasn’t passed, so no one ever found out what was in it.

4) Betsy Ross actually sewed the first American flag two months before Independence Day, a case of premature embroideration.

5) The first public Independence Day event at the White House occurred in 1804 during the Jefferson administration and was attended mainly by hippies accusing the President of waging war to steal oil from the Barbary pirates.

6) Before cars ruled the roadway, Independence Day was traditionally the most miserable day of the year for horses, tormented by kids who threw firecrackers at them. Think of it as a primitive version of “Angry Birds”.

7) Lewis and Clark celebrated the first Independence Day west of the Mississippi at Independence Creek near Atchison, Kansas. The main festivity consisted of throwing firecrackers at cyclones, resulting in the death of over 100 Munchkins and the Good Witch of the South.

8) Both Thomas Jefferson and John Adams died on Independence Day, 1826. Jefferson, however, managed to outlive Adams by a few minutes, thus fulfilling the tontine and securing for himself the front of both the nickel and the two dollar bill.

9) The names of the signers of the Declaration of Independence were withheld from the public for more than six months to protect the signers from being prosecuted for treason. Not sure what Jane Fonda did to dodge that bullet.

10) In 1941, Congress declared Independence Day a federal legal holiday. It is one of the few federal holidays that has not been moved to the nearest Friday or Monday, due mostly to the fact that bills proposing the move are always introduced too close to the Memorial Day weekend to get acted upon.

11) Over 100 other nations besides America celebrate their own Independence Day. All of whom, ironically, are completely dependent on America to protect them militarily.

12) A large percentage of Americans also celebrate Dependence Day. Usually around the 1st of the month when the check from Uncle Sam hits the ol’ mailbox.

13) The traditional form of celebration on Independence Day is setting off illegal fireworks. If some killjoy cop tries to bust you for it, play “Angry Birds” with him.

14) Also traditional, yet less popular in modern times – writing long, bilious letters to monarchs That include random Capitalization and ftarting “s” words with the letter “f”.

15) To be safe on Independence Day, never carry fireworks in your pocket or shoot them off in metal or glass containers. To have fun on Independence Day, always light your fireworks with a burning sheet of safety tips.


Have a happy Independence Day, and remember – an Independence Day parade ain’t an Independence Day parade unless it includes at least one tarred and feathered Redcoat.

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Independence Day (2016)

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IN CONGRESS, July 4, 1776.

The unanimous Declaration of the thirteen united States of America,

When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature’s God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.–That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, –That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shewn, that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security.–Such has been the patient sufferance of these Colonies; and such is now the necessity which constrains them to alter their former Systems of Government. The history of the present King of Great Britain is a history of repeated injuries and usurpations, all having in direct object the establishment of an absolute Tyranny over these States. To prove this, let Facts be submitted to a candid world.

  • He has refused his Assent to Laws, the most wholesome and necessary for the public good.
  • He has forbidden his Governors to pass Laws of immediate and pressing importance, unless suspended in their operation till his Assent should be obtained; and when so suspended, he has utterly neglected to attend to them.
  • He has refused to pass other Laws for the accommodation of large districts of people, unless those people would relinquish the right of Representation in the Legislature, a right inestimable to them and formidable to tyrants only.
  • He has called together legislative bodies at places unusual, uncomfortable, and distant from the depository of their public Records, for the sole purpose of fatiguing them into compliance with his measures.
  • He has dissolved Representative Houses repeatedly, for opposing with manly firmness his invasions on the rights of the people.
  • He has refused for a long time, after such dissolutions, to cause others to be elected; whereby the Legislative powers, incapable of Annihilation, have returned to the People at large for their exercise; the State remaining in the mean time exposed to all the dangers of invasion from without, and convulsions within.
  • He has endeavoured to prevent the population of these States; for that purpose obstructing the Laws for Naturalization of Foreigners; refusing to pass others to encourage their migrations hither, and raising the conditions of new Appropriations of Lands.
  • He has obstructed the Administration of Justice, by refusing his Assent to Laws for establishing Judiciary powers.
  • He has made Judges dependent on his Will alone, for the tenure of their offices, and the amount and payment of their salaries.
  • He has erected a multitude of New Offices, and sent hither swarms of Officers to harrass our people, and eat out their substance.
  • He has kept among us, in times of peace, Standing Armies without the Consent of our legislatures.
  • He has affected to render the Military independent of and superior to the Civil power.
  • He has combined with others to subject us to a jurisdiction foreign to our constitution, and unacknowledged by our laws; giving his Assent to their Acts of pretended Legislation:
    • For Quartering large bodies of armed troops among us:
    • For protecting them, by a mock Trial, from punishment for any Murders which they should commit on the Inhabitants of these States:
    • For cutting off our Trade with all parts of the world:
    • For imposing Taxes on us without our Consent:
    • For depriving us in many cases, of the benefits of Trial by Jury:
    • For transporting us beyond Seas to be tried for pretended offences
    • For abolishing the free System of English Laws in a neighbouring Province, establishing therein an Arbitrary government, and enlarging its Boundaries so as to render it at once an example and fit instrument for introducing the same absolute rule into these Colonies:
    • For taking away our Charters, abolishing our most valuable Laws, and altering fundamentally the Forms of our Governments:
    • For suspending our own Legislatures, and declaring themselves invested with power to legislate for us in all cases whatsoever.
  • He has abdicated Government here, by declaring us out of his Protection and waging War against us.
  • He has plundered our seas, ravaged our Coasts, burnt our towns, and destroyed the lives of our people.
  • He is at this time transporting large Armies of foreign Mercenaries to compleat the works of death, desolation and tyranny, already begun with circumstances of Cruelty & perfidy scarcely paralleled in the most barbarous ages, and totally unworthy the Head of a civilized nation.
  • He has constrained our fellow Citizens taken Captive on the high Seas to bear Arms against their Country, to become the executioners of their friends and Brethren, or to fall themselves by their Hands.
  • He has excited domestic insurrections amongst us, and has endeavoured to bring on the inhabitants of our frontiers, the merciless Indian Savages, whose known rule of warfare, is an undistinguished destruction of all ages, sexes and conditions.

In every stage of these Oppressions We have Petitioned for Redress in the most humble terms: Our repeated Petitions have been answered only by repeated injury. A Prince whose character is thus marked by every act which may define a Tyrant, is unfit to be the ruler of a free people.

Nor have We been wanting in attentions to our Brittish brethren. We have warned them from time to time of attempts by their legislature to extend an unwarrantable jurisdiction over us. We have reminded them of the circumstances of our emigration and settlement here. We have appealed to their native justice and magnanimity, and we have conjured them by the ties of our common kindred to disavow these usurpations, which, would inevitably interrupt our connections and correspondence. They too have been deaf to the voice of justice and of consanguinity. We must, therefore, acquiesce in the necessity, which denounces our Separation, and hold them, as we hold the rest of mankind, Enemies in War, in Peace Friends.

We, therefore, the Representatives of the united States of America, in General Congress, Assembled, appealing to the Supreme Judge of the world for the rectitude of our intentions, do, in the Name, and by Authority of the good People of these Colonies, solemnly publish and declare, That these United Colonies are, and of Right ought to be Free and Independent States; that they are Absolved from all Allegiance to the British Crown, and that all political connection between them and the State of Great Britain, is and ought to be totally dissolved; and that as Free and Independent States, they have full Power to levy War, conclude Peace, contract Alliances, establish Commerce, and to do all other Acts and Things which Independent States may of right do. And for the support of this Declaration, with a firm reliance on the protection of divine Providence, we mutually pledge to each other our Lives, our Fortunes and our sacred Honor.

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Life With ISIS – Terror Fun Fair Part 4

(somewhere secret in the dessert)

Ali: Where to next?

Galid: Whack-a-Jew!  Whack-a-Jew!

Ahmed: But that is way over on the other side of the fair.

Galid: We must go soon!  Remember last year when we got there too late and the Jews were all whacked out?  It is no fun unless they are lively and can dodge and weave your blows.  Dead Jews are no fun to whack.  They do not even beg or squeal.  And the blood splatter is all wrong.

Ahmed: Ok, ok.  You are right.

Ali: But we need to stop by the photo booth on the way.  I promised the children I would get the picture of me photoshopped into the beheadings.

Habib: And we need to stop by the Apple booth and check out the My Little Terrorist aps.  I hear there are some now that teach them how to make bombs from fertilizer and there is a flight simulator and a game to sneak past the wily TSA, Allah be praised.

Galid: But we must be quick.  I don’t want to miss Whack-a-Jew again.  Hurry!  Hurry!

Burka Woman: Excuse me.  Excuse me for just a minute.  Would you be able to take a moment and sign this petition?  A bunch of us would really like to see something done about the oppressive dress code in the caliphate.

Galid: I am confused.  Dress code?  I have never heard of any dress code.

Burka Woman: Of course you have.  Just look at how I am dressed.

Ali: What is wrong with how you are dressed?  It is perfect.  You are completely covered and unappealing and I have no desire to violate you in any way.

Habib: I have no such desire either.

Burka Woman: But do you think I want to be dressed like this?  Do you not think I have the right to dress how I choose? That is what the petition is about.

Galid: I am confused.  So you wish to petition Allah?  If we sign this paper, he will change the Quran and the hadith?  Why have I not heard of this before?

Habib: Absolutely, there are a lot of things I’d like to change, girlfriend.  But Islam doesn’t work that way.  Get with the 8th century.

Burka Woman: This isn’t about changing Islam or the Quran.  Not at all. We just want the freedom to practice the way we wish.  My friends and I just graduated from universities in America.

Ali: What? Women in school?  What is this blasphemy?

Ahmed: Where is my acid?

Burka Woman:  Chillax.  We aren’t trying to blow your minds or change your way of life.  We just want a little leeway here.  In America, we could dress anyway we wished, even when we went to prayers at Mosque.  We aren’t asking for that freedom here.  All we want is a small change.  The petition is to allow us to raise the hem of the burka to just below the ankles.  I spent over $300 on these shoes, and I just don’t want them to be covered up in a sack.

Galid: I am confused. So you wish to be violated?

Habib: Yes.  Yes.  You are aware that if I were to catch the merest glimpse of your toe, I would not be able to control my virile masculinity and would have no choice but to rape you into oblivion?

Ali: True.  True.  You cannot dangle meat in front of a dog and expect any less.

Burka Woman: I can see it is no use talking to any of you.  I’m out of here.

Habib: A moment, please.  Would you mind if I just took a quick peak at your shoes?

Burka Woman (huffs and stalks away)

Galid (glances at the sundial): OMA, that chatty woman has wasted so much of our time.  Come, we must hurry to Whack-a-Jew.

(They hear a large commotion and see a large crowd gathered)

Ali: What is that going on over there?

Galid: Who cares?  Whack-a-Jew!  Whack-a Jew!

Ahmed: Come on, it will just take a minute.

(They drag Galid to the crowd)

Public Relations Imam: …can see from recent events, we are having a really hard time getting our brand name and recognition out there.  How can we get our name out there when the Obama administration is consistently purging us out of existence?

Galid: I am confused.  Obama?  I thought he was a JV president.

Ali: He is.  Most definitely he is.  Everything he touches, right into the latrine.

Habib: I’d only touch that guy with my left hand.

Ahmed: I am sure glad he isn’t a Muslim.

Ali: I wish he would fight against us.  Ensure our victory.

Public Relations Imam: That is how he is so wily.  How can we inspire fear and terror if no one knows we exist?  No one is even allowed to speak our name.   Look at what happened in Orlando.

(crowd ululates and fires AK-47s into the air)

Public Relations Imam: I think maybe you are celebrating prematurely.

Galid: I am confused.  Did not many homosexuals fall to the might of Allah?  Is that not cause for us to celebrate?

Public Relations Imam: Indeed it is, but is Allah being given the credit for this mighty blow?  No.  We do the work and the praise is given to the hatred of the Christians and the NRA.

Galid: But I am confused?  When the deadly asp bites you, can you blame the butterfly?  Was the holy warrior not pledged to us and proudly killing in the name of Allah?  How can this be?

Public Relations Imam: That is the wiliness of the Obama.  We do not exist and cannot be blamed.  That is what this workshop is about.  We are trying to brainstorm some ways that we can get our brand out there and start getting credit for the terror we are causing.  For starters, I would suggest that we be much more discriminating in the way we choose our targets.  Choose targets that cannot be blamed on anyone else.  Ones that can’t be called hate crimes or discrimination or any of that.  No more targeting of minorities and gays –

Ali: What?  And let the sodomites go unpunished?

(crowd mutters and fumes)

All: Death to the gays!  Death to gays!  Death to gays!

Public Relations Imam: Alright.  Calm down.  We are all in agreement with that.  Death to the gays.  All I’m saying, is we can’t waste precious resources on targets that won’t advance our cause.  When the worldwide caliphate is established, all this will be taken care of.  In the meantime, we need to make sure those Christian bigots don’t get the accolades for our hard work.

Galid: But I am confused.  Jews are a minority.  Are you suggesting we can no longer target Jews?

Public Relations Imam: Oh no, Allah be praised.  Jews are always on the menu.  Even if the skinheads or Israeli conspirators get the credit, Jews are always worth the resources.  But otherwise, what I am suggesting is we try to keep our targets to straight, white males.

Galid: And Jews!

Public Relations Imam: And Jews.  But does anyone have any more ideas about how we can get our brand recognized and actually get credit for what we are doing?

Ahmed: We could officially endorse Trump!

Galid: Can we target Bernie Sanders?  Please can we?

Ali: Perhaps we could blow up a lion.

Habib: Or a gorilla.

Red-Shirted Muslim in the Back: How about we get rid of this flag with the crescent and replace it with this one?  (Unfurls and holds up Confederate flag)

Galid: Ok, enough of this.  Whack-a-Jew!  Whack-a-Jew!  If I miss it, I’m gonna whack all of you.

Ali: Alright.  Alright.  We’re coming.  We’re coming.

(As they hurry toward the Whack-a-Jew stand, they notice a figure swinging from a makeshift gallows.  Burka Woman is swinging above them, hung by the neck until dead.  A cute pair of red pumps is sprawled in a heap on the ground below her)

Ali: Well, I can see her shoes now.

Habib: My, but aren’t those simply adorable? I wonder if they come in a 12.

To be continued, maybe, if I feel like it.

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Link of the Day: Satire – Obama Touts Legacy Of Renaming Wars In Afghanistan And Iraq, Saying He Would Close Gitmo

[High Praise! to DuffelBlog]

Obama touts legacy of renaming wars in Afghanistan and Iraq, saying he would close Gitmo

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My thoughts on the vote of citizens in the United Kingdom on the referendum regarding whether to remain in the European Union or to leave the European Union

Don’t care.

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The Lady or the Tiger – Solved!

I was discussing the Orlando shooting with Anonymissus, and the hard place it put liberals in. I said “a Muslim – who you can’t say anything bad about – shot up a dance club full of gays – who you can’t say anything bad about. Which one do they choose?”

She responded, “Gun control.”

I love that woman.

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Fighting ISIS for Dummies

Since it is clear to all thinking Americans that no one can defeat ISIS militarily, Obama really has to think outside the box on ways to prevent ISIS from continuing its assault on Americans. My man in State has leaked some of our President’s leading ideas to defeat ISIS:

  • Add a Quran course to the Common Core curriculum
  • Since anything can be used as a weapon with the proper creativity, ban all personal property (Common Core is already working on stifling creativity)
  • Use AFFH to equitably distribute all Muslim refugees throughout all communities in America
  • Retool the AP American History standards to paint the Barbary pirates as the good guys/repressed culture
  • Reassure al Baghdadi that America is too busy combating climate change to pose a threat to Dar al Islam
  • Force Christian bakers to cater their own beheadings
  • Put the TSA in charge of nightclub security
  • Officially recognize the Islamic Caliphate, provide them with foreign aid and recommend them for inclusion in the United Nations
  • Michelle’s new school lunch guidelines will be Halal
  • Prayer is now required in school, five times a day
  • Restore the Middle East to pre-1096 borders
  • All Syrian refugees are issued two get out of jail free cards and a five punch molestation immunity card
  • Apologize profusely for hurting their feelings by referring to them as the JV squad
  • Allow Muslim travelers to skip those pesky TSA security check points
  • The Sports Illustrated burka edition
  • Turn over Pamela Gellar and her cadre of rogue cartoonists
  • No more bacon

Cross posted at Nuking Politics

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Do Democrats Even Know What IT Security Is?

The Russians didn’t only get into Hillary’s server, but it’s now reported they hacked into the DNC computer network and stole their opposition research on Trump. They also stole lots of other stuff that the media isn’t reporting, such as:

  • Way too many Anthony Weiner pics
  • Proof that Joe Biden is being controlled by his hair plugs, which are an alien symbiote
  • The receipt for the $1.7 billion ransom payment to Iran
  • Obama’s missing transcripts, and they were all from Trump U (Notes indicated he was denied a photo with the Trump cutout)
  • The REAL Benghazi video, in which the terrorists warn of the coming attack and challenge the administration to try and stop them
  • Grainy, drone videos of Hillary and Donald meeting with a shadowy, smoking man
  • Lists of the recently deceased in swing states
  • Documentation directly linking the rise in campus rape cases to Bill’s campus speaking engagements
  • Video clips suggesting that Trump tried to invoke prima nocta at Chelsea’s wedding
  • Lots of coloring pages to hand out to the Social Justice Warriors at the convention
  • Plans to achieve population demographic control through Zika
  • Information regarding a Project Raging Jackass, which consisted almost entirely of what appeared to be Alan Grayson’s genome and plans to make an army of raging jackasses
  • Hours of surveillance video of Antonin Scalia
  • Hillary’s book of spells and curses and prescriptions for wart removal and broomstick rash creams
  • A rough draft of “101 Uses for a Dead Fetus,” by Debbie Wasserman Schultz
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Happy 241st, Army

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My son-in-law during his days in the service.

Just a quick note to remind you it’s the 241st anniversary of the founding of the fighting force that is now the United States Army.

Thanks to the soldiers that came before us, and the ones wearing our country’s uniform today.

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