Go to White Glenn’s site and you’ll notice up in corner he has a completely fabricated quote. Dirty pool. If lies is the game, I gave an anonymous phone tip to PETA and ended up getting Glenn Reynolds arrested. He’ll probably make bail pretty quickly, but that should slow the bastard down.

Frank,
Argh! I just declared war and I’m already being plagued by protesters!
Yours,
Wince
Gee, I hit the “printer friendly,” button of this article and a whole new article appeared:
“House OKs Bill to Allow Importation of Cheaper Prescription Drugs.”
Looks like to me a fabricated report. Frank J., do you think we are that stupid? Ok, you can get yourself out of this by posting it was a joke. Character assasination, anyone?
Wow…talk about excellent reporting! Maybe that will dent White Glenn’s ego.
Ikeepon…you’re not serious, are you?
Not a bad ploy for traffic, aye?
“If there is any real evidence of such cruelty, I would expect Glenn Reynolds to serve hard time,” said legal expert Raymond Davidson. “Even with a jury full of animal haters, putting a puppy in a blender would seem as an unusually depraved act, and I don’t think he’ll get any sympathy.”
Frank rulz! kinda wants this war to end soon so you can get back to what I feel you do best..dissn our leaders..
Nice work!
You Do Know The Difference Don’t You?
There’s this. And then there’s this. If you are unable…
Heck, I going to have to get me one of these blog thingies too, just so I can kick some butt in a “fair and balanced” way.
I swear, those Al Frankin lovers seriously piss me off. Where’s my .45?
Ikeepon, Frank has that article on his web server, not Fox News’. Frank’s not a superior cracker like myself 🙂 He won’t receive any more traffic from people that are ALREADY ON HIS SITE that click on that link. Kapeesh?
You might want to change the search link for white Glenn from “liberal assclown” to “puppy blender -imao” that gets instatpundit.com as google’s first hit.
All hail Instapundit, long may his reign last!
Pretenders and rebels all shall be crushed!
We who are faithful he will reward;
Glenn Reynolds will link us when this war has passed.
Let a thousand puppies blend.
Take back thy words! Reign in thy dripping tongue!
Craven, wet with puppy blood, it fouls a
Better man than you, good sir: our master, Frank,
To whom your threats are utter vanities
Devoid of any consequence.
So get thee hence! And with you goes our word
That never we shall rest or wear the cloak
Of blackest cowardly despair
But as the waters slash the silent shore
Shall dauntless we pursue and doubtless put
You our canine quarry to the sword.
Of special note
Although I may be a Switzerblog™ as far as Blog Wars go, there is so much bogging done, I cannot help noticing some inane matters. I was just over on Glenn (called White Glenn by his enemies) Reynold’s site, InstaPundit,…
Nice little allusion to the fact that while there are fun, playful, productive wars going on, there are also evil, stupid wars happening out there in the blogosphere . . . I got it, even if no one else did.