I’ve added more blogs to the compatriots list. If you don’t see yourself or have just decided to join, there is still time to e-mail me.
I really need to delegate more duties as I am quite busy (my widescreen TV won’t watch itself, you know). Also, right now, I should be in the middle of writing tomorrow’s In My World™. Anyway, before we can start the full-scale war, we need a really cool banner for the Blogger Alliance. Then, we, Allied bloggers and blog readers can begin our attacks, eventually controlling the growing blogsphere. Soon, our power will rival that of God Himself!
Anyway, one reason I haven’t been busy on the war this weekend is I was trying to finally finish up my novel. I had started the damn thing back in 1997, and it has plagued my mind ever since. I kept stopping, throwing away what I had, and restarting multiple times. This is probably like the 17th version, but I finally finished an entire first draft weighing in at 75,200 words by Microsoft Word’s count. I’ll have to edit it some more, but eventually I’ll try and look for an agent. I think at the same time I’ll see if an agent might be interested in a compilation of my In My World™ posts.
To celebrate finally getting this novel monkey off my back, I’ve decided to be nice to my Enemy and make him a promotional poster for his site:
Do you drink white or red wine with puppy?
Sheese! Everyone knows that puppyshakes are made with white wine…and a hint of julep
Congrats!
As a fellow novelist (unpublished, natch), I know how hard/frustrating/rewarding the accomplishment can be. I’m working on my second book now (or so I tell myself, anyway).
A word of warning, though: Agents. Suck.
Don’t let it discourage you, though. If you don’t keep writing, they won’t start buying.
That above post was me, BTW. Don’t know why it didn’t post my info.
Oh..reread ur post.. umm I think Monkey goes best with a good red, but it really depends on the age..say if you are grilling a young Chimp…a sweet red goes well…a tougher cut of baboon will need to marinate in a white wine,garlic, and rosemary vinergarette.
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Is it just me or does the evil one’s picture look an awful lot like Dark Helmet from Spaceballs?
I am not aligned with the Puppy Blender, but he’s really not a bad looking guy, is he?
Join the Axis of Evil Naughty! Free permalinks for all!
The banner should read “Against stupidity the Gods themselves contend in vain”
Message to Kevin….
So, I was making the rounds this morning (since I didn’t last night) and learned from Tiger that the Evil PuppyBlender, White Glenn, doesn’t even have his First Evil Minion, Kevin of Wizbang, blogrolled! Kevin, forsake the ungrateful Hobo Killer!…
Of COURSE your Wide Screen will watch itself, Frank! Place a mirror in front of it.
Sheesh… I’d have thunk you’d have known that.
Yet another reason why The Enemy is doomed: Tom Waits Himself is against him.
“He’s a lawyer — he ain’t the one for ya….”
-Tom Waits, “Bad Liver and a Broken Heart.”
I keep telling you guys that the only thing to drink with puppy is Jack Spaniels.
Sheesh.
MonkeyPants
Imperial Falconer
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Sorry I got sidetracked… Back to the more pressing matter at hand, the battle against Frank J. Flagg and his forces of evil. More updates and a special IMAO blogroll page will be available this evening. If you’re having trouble…
I’m in. You need an appropriate sound effect, though, so I offer these:
http://www.dlc.fi/~frog/wavs/vader.htm
hln
I think the Puppy-Blender is up to something.
Yours,
Wince
HEH HEH.
Now, as far as I’m concerned, I intend to continue playing the part of Switzerland in the upcoming blog-war between
Frank, i’m amazed anyone can post as much as you and still have time to write a novel! Congratulations on finishing your first draft!
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