I must be ready for war, because I woke up this morning punching. I had a dream that some guy was being an ass, and I woke up throwing a left jab into the air (after jabbing him, I was prepared to pin him to the ground by his neck with my right hand and talk some sense to him; of course the plan was aborted when I realized it was a dream). Anyway, if that punk appears in another dream, he is so going to get it, and the break of morn is not going to save him this time.
It’s the weekend, and I have a lot to do, but I wanted to put out a quick war update. Susie (who adores me and always will, Jennifer) has made space for an Alliance HQ. Now, I’m a very busy man, so I will need some Alliance members to pick up some of the slack and maybe take over keeping track of Alliance blogs (which I will keep a list of on my main page) and then also blogless Alliance members.
The next step is to get a banner for the Blogger Alliance that all of us can have that will link the HQ. Once we are nice and organized, we need to put out a press release announcing that there is a fight in the internet world for control of the blogosphere. Hopefully there will be some news outlets gullible intrepid enough to follow up. Anyone have some experience with press releases and want to be our Press Secretary?
There are new members to the Alliance. Check them out as many have a statement of their joining (the newest ones will be at the bottom of the compatriots list). There is still time to join up now, but in the future we will be more critical of taking new members.
Oh, and, if you haven’t yet, vote for Alliance member Annika as sexiest female blogger. The Alliance must win this competition! If you have access to multiple computers or know of other cheating methods, use them.
I’m still holding to a Swiss like position of nuetrality here – awaiting the appearance of either Vince McMahon, Hulk Hogan, or the outcome of a steel cage match…
Not entirely a War update….
Since Frank has broken the news, I can announce that I heeded his call for an Official War Blog. It can be found here. I want to reminder my fellow warriors in the Axis of Evil Naughty that participating in…
Hey, look! Jen can make snotty polls, too!
Wind Rider
Tell the truth, you cant do anything until your matriarch Helen Clark says so.
The Great Blog War
I have decided to throw what meager support I can behind the efforts of Frank J. (The effect of this will likely be similar to Costa Rica’s declaration of war on Japan, even before the U.S. had the chance to.)…
The headquaters looks amateurish, man. I could, should, would and HAVE made a better one. But it’s not a blog 🙁 .
If you are an ally and want to see it, e-mail me.
Hey, check out the URL I’m using.
Shocking revelations about the puppy blender! The horror! The horror!
Frank….have you seen this site?
The Enemy
I’m in, Sir!
I’ll be The Grizzled Old Sergeant with the Drinking Problem.
Maybe we could call ourselves the “Justice League” in dear memory of that homo Aquaman?
Frank,
Here is my Declaration of War! Save the Puppies!
Yours,
Wince
Uh Frank,
I was hanging out over at Michele’s, and Kathy K pointed out that White Glenn has bellicose women on his side.
I like bellicose women.
I mean, I really, really like bellicose women.
Do you have some bellicose women on your side, Frank? I really think you should get some. Soon.
Real soon.
Rambo, Yorkie o’ Death likes bellicose women, too. You want Rambo on your side, don’t you, Frank?
Hey. I’m pretty bellicose. Fear not.
in the afterlife…
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No No, No cheating on my account! We must take the high and honorable road comrades!
We’re not comrades! No more soviet refrences.
But aren’t we at war? Isn’t “comrade” a perfectly acceptable term then?
Compatriot or “bud” is preferrable.
Brothers in arms? Sisters in arms? Siblings in arms?