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TOP TEN WESLEY CLARK CAMPAIGN SLOGANS
10. I’m a general and a Democrat… isn’t that wacky!
9. My day-to-day views on the war on Iraq are like a box of chocolates – you’ll never know what you’re going to get.
8. You don’t know me, but I don’t know you, so we’re even.
7. Pay no attention to the Clintons behind the curtain.
6. I admit it; Arnold Schwarzenegger bribed me to run to make him look decisive on issues.
5. I helped fight in Kosovo. Yeah, Kosovo. Oh, come on! You remember that conflict. It wasn’t that long ago.
4. Support me because I would have voted “Nes” on Iraq.
3. I nearly started World War III. What other candidate has that much pull?
2. My stance on that very important issue is… Hey! Look! I can do a handstand!
And the number one Wesley Clark campaign slogan…
Because I’m not one of those nine other guys.
Okay, so that was a lot of variations of the same joke. But there’s the problem: none of us know that much about him.
Yet he leads in the polls. Heh heh.

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  1. With the current crop of Dem candidates, being an unknown is definitely an advantage. We know all the other guys. Starting from the botton we have weird Al Sharpton, the recently added ( addled? ) Carol Mosely Braun, that French-looking guy who was in VietNam, the alien mind control laser guy, a couple of wussy guys, an invisible guy and probably some others I’ve already forgotten.
    It’s not hard to stand out in this band of political dwarves. I mean, Aquaman could beat any of these guys. Maybe we should start a write-in campaign for him?
    Then the November election could be between Bush and Aquaman. Now that would be cool!

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