No More Free Ice Cream This Week

I was too busy last night and this morning to come up with a post, as I am leaving this afternoon to Idaho for my older brother, Joe foo’ the Marine, is getting married to the lovely Denise on Saturday and I am the best man (that’s right; I’m the best!). I have something already written for tomorrow (not humorous), and I hope to get online long enough to post it, but don’t expect anything more until Monday. I’ll try to make it up by having an extra big In My World™ when I get back (then again, I will probably be pretty tired when I get in on Sunday…).
A great thing to do while I’m gone is read my archives if you haven’t yet read every single thing I’ve written. I really would like to get together a list of my ten best posts (with not to many of them being IMW’s) as something to point new visitors to my site to as a good sample of my humor, and I would appreciate suggestions of what those posts are. Try to find your favorites plus the best IMW’s that don’t require having read previous ones to be funny. You owe this to me because I’ve been giving you humor for free.
Ahh… probably shouldn’t threaten readers. As for Alliance members, try to come up with new plots against the evil one and we need to start thinking of what to write as a press release for our war. Be especially wary if he uses this time to attack me like he did when I was sick.
I’ll see y’all later.