Ross McIntosh from Syria writes:
How would I type Popeye’s laugh? I’ve tried all kinds of things and
none of them seem to convey it properly.
“Ah Guh Guh Guh!” seems closest to me, but nothing can match the sound of the world’s most disfigured man himself.
Jessica R. from Waco, Tx writes:
While bombing the nations of France, Germany, Iraq, Syria, North Korea, and any other stupid, socialist, or annoying countries is appealing… oh, so deliciously appealing, is there any way to make it more efficient? I mean, it just seems wasteful to bomb all the countries individually, so I’m wondering if there’s a way we can simply round these countries up in one convenient location.
That’s what U.N. summits are for (far as I can figure).
Mike from a hole in the ground asks:
Will the Red Sox win the World Series next year?
No, because of the curse from when they sold the Bambino to fund opening the pharaoh’s tomb in which they found a goat.
Plus, they will never beat the Yankees since they have Hideki Matsui who has the spirit of the samurai in him and hits very honorable homeruns. Hai!
Mike, Franklin, TN writes:
recently i read that monkeys fling poo to show love, hate, or jealously. and i also read that monkeys fling poo alot. liberal democrats also enjoy flinging poo around mainly at republicans. so i guess my question is,are democrats really just cyborgs created by the monkeys to destroy us all?
Just Al Gore.
Please keep the questions coming, <a href=”mailto:THISISSPAMTHISISSPAMace you’re from, I’ll randomly select one.
I hate the Yankees. Blugh!
Frank Answers
Today’s edition of Frank Answers reminds me why I started reading IMAO. Jessica R. from Waco, Tx writes: While bombing the nations of France, Germany, Iraq, Syria, North Korea, and any other stupid, socialist, or annoying countries is appealing… oh,…
I thought I hated the Marlins more than the Yankees (I grew up an Indians fan), but now that I live in Massachusetts and closely followed the Sox series, I realize that I hate the Yankees more, because they pissed me off last week, whereas the Marlins pissed me off six years ago.
So I’d rather the Marlins win, but I hope both teams play like crap. So far, they’re taking turns.
Why is Ross in Syria and what evil might involve Popeye?
If you employ sophisticated phomene scanning and conversion technology, as I just have, you find that a proper transcription of Popeye’s laugh is:
Ackackackackack
I Yam What I Yam.
Sheesh.
Just check any vintage popeye comic book, and you’ll find that his laugh is clearly rendered as “Arf arf arf”.
Jessica R: Bring on the next summit, I say. Harry Truman their sorry buttinskis!
Pingslaught of Love
Congrats to my pal Silver Blue! Here’s a little link-love as a reward for being my ten thousandth visitor since I installed sitemeter. And the coveted runner’s up linkage goes to Jon, who has an excellent post on military morale I want to thank all the…
John,
You state you “hate the Yankees”. I hate the rebels, but we will both assuredly get over it as soon as this rebellion is quelled. Stop by for a brandy.
To the Union,
WSH
Go sit on a Viagra, Vig-RX. It’s as much love as you’re bound to get in a lifetime.
I like your page ! well designed and informative ! best wishes !!!
Dissecting Popeye on the Occassion of his 75th Birthday
If you happen to be strolling around New York City this weekend, take a look at the Empire State Building. The famous lights atop the building will be glowing green. Spinach green, that is, in honor of Popeye’s 75th birthday….
Dissecting Popeye on the Occasion of his 75th Birthday
An amatuer psychoanalysis of Popeye, Olive Oyl and Brutus.
I’ve never though about that before!