Andrew Johnston from Abbotsford, B.C.:
How big is the medium T-Shirt? Is it like, small-medium, medium-medium, or large-medium? If I spend $15.95 USD (which is like, 50 bucks in Canada) on a large T-Shirt and it is too big I’ll be pissed. Likewise, if I buy a medium and it is too small, I’ll be pissed. Help a Canadian from becoming pissed: How big is the medium shirt? I’m five foot seven. Medium, or large?
By the way, you capitalist swine, don’t you dare tell me to buy one of each! I know that trick, and it won’t work! That would truly break my bank account, and I’m a poor college student just looking to buy a top-quality shirt.
The t-shirts from ThoseShirts.com are certainly top quality, but it’s hard for me to say how big a medium is. It’s bigger than the small (which we don’t offer) and smaller than the large.
Don’t they have medium t-shirts in Canada for you to reference, or are there only hockey jerseys in clothing stores?
Rich from Lewiston, NY asks:
What is Buck the Marine’s rank, and what medals/ribbons does he have?
I once asked my brother, Joe foo’ the Marine, what rank he thought Buck was, but I forgot the answer. If Joe is reading this, maybe he could answer in the comments section. Also, maybe he could finally send me the pictures for the Peace Gallery and from his wedding, the lazy bastard.
Buck has a medal for kill’n for’ners above and beyond the call of duty.
Elliot Temple from Berkeley, California writes:
When we have to nuke France, how many nukes should we use? Obviously
we couldn’t use all of them because we have to nuke other countries.
Also they are expensive. So it’s a tough call, but I’m sure you’ll
know the solution.
I’m sure our military has calculated exactly how many nukes it should take to obliterate France, and I’d say use that many times two. We have to make sure we nuke France proper because we’ll be setting an example that future generations will learn from.
Anne from Lake Worth, Florida writes:
This is hard for me.
My husband is a hippie liberal. He even protested the Vietnam War!
He is good to me now, and is a good provider, and takes care of my kids. He loves me too. But should I blast him? He is a German National, on top of it all. At least he isn’t French.
You don’t need to blast your husband, but you should browbeat him to the point that he’s too intimidated to ever express an opinion of his own. Most women I’ve known seem to be good at that.
Please keep the questions coming, <a href=”mailto:THISISSPAMTHISISSPAMace you’re from, I’ll randomly select one.
whoa! im the first comment! see, this is what you get for reading IMAO at school instead of researching a report opposing gun control. skip school=you’re #1!
dont worry she should know ho to browbeat, all married women can.
Okay – the funniest thing in there was you calling your brother a bastard and me taking it literally.
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Regarding the number of nukes needed to obliterate France. 58. This is based on the number of PWR (nuclear power generation) plants in France and the location. If we nuke each one, we can always claim ignorance and say that they had an accident in all the plants simulteneously.
http://nucleaire.edf.fr/English/fs_production.html
Actually, the mediums are pretty big. I’m 5’8″, and my Nuke the Moon shirt fits like a large.
Elizabeth,
That’s a collector’s item, you know. Only 6 Nuke the Moon mediums were made (one of which is owned by my sister).
I figure that Buck is a Corporal or Lance Corporal. He doesn’t give orders like a sgt or officer, and takes orders from just about everyone. The military relies upon him to do everything, and complain about nothing.
Yep, defenitly a Corporal.
Hey, did you ever think about re-issuing the Nuke the Moon in a small? I’ll buy ten, I promise. I’ll even make all my hippie friends wear them.
seriously, you need to start coming out with shirts in smalls and/or girl’s sizes. it’s frustrating. and how are guys supposed to objectify us all if you can’t see the goodies?? (haha, i’m kidding i swear) but come on, stop being a sexist bastard and at least come up with some shirts in a damn small, for heaven’s sake
I would say Buck is either a corpral (whos insignia is two stripes and crossed rifles) or a Staff sergent, whos rank is three stripes, one rocker and crossed rifles.
Aww… now I have all the ladies yelling at me.
It’s all Doug the t-shirt guy’s fault, I swear. He doesn’t think the smaller sizes will sell.
I’m definetly going with a medium than (thanks elizabeth!). BUT NONE OF YOU ARE GOING TO SEE MY CANADIAN GOODIES! HEHE!
I’m just super happy that my name got on IMAO!
Maybe large t-shirts do conceal your goodies, but they also do a better of concealing your weapons.
S&W – the ultimate in feminine protection
‘job’
. . do a better job of . .
sigh.
Buck the Marine?
Buck Sergeant, of course.
Nuking France…. Now do we just want them to surrender, 1/2 a nuke. If we want to ride the earth of France, the more the better. Maybe we will get Sadom and Bin Laden in the process.
How about baby Ts for the girls with ‘IMAO’ in red on them. Guys will have a reason to stop and talk to the good looking girl to ask what it is, and guys will praise you for giving them a way of hitting all the hundreds of thousands of good looking girls.
Good looking girls don’t enjoy being hit. Trust me.
I was wondering when someone would bring up a “tight fitting” t-shirt for the adorable ones.
cleans binocs in anticipation
wtf. any country with a monetary umit called the “Looney” deserves everything it gets, and good and hard.
wtf. any country with a monetary umit called the “Looney” deserves everything it gets, and good and hard.
Speaking of Nuking France. I found a cool website with TONS of Nuke France Stuff at real good pricing..
http://www.nukewear.com