I still haven’t got any funding for my S.M.I.T.E. space laser concept, so I figured I better produce yet another graphic illustration of the uses of S.M.I.T.E. beyond just defeating terrorism.
I still haven’t got any funding for my S.M.I.T.E. space laser concept, so I figured I better produce yet another graphic illustration of the uses of S.M.I.T.E. beyond just defeating terrorism.
You better put, “I’m George Bush and your darn tootin I support this here message” before our fine folks at campaign finance come after you Frank!
Frank,
You’re drawing style is gonna give Ted Rall a run for his money (From a humor standpoint, it’s not even close, obviously)
that’s just beautiful.
I think I’m going to cry.
Beautiful. Just Beautiful.
BTW this would work on French people too, wouldn’t it?
Bastille Day… That would change the tone of all the parades.
I think that killing John Kerry supporters may be going to far (I ain’t cleaning up all that mess!!) How about a space laser bitchslap instead.
That satelite better have some real powerful energy source. It’s going to be busy.
I like Josh’s idea. Make sure S.M.I.T.E. has different settings so you can have fun with your victim before he either repents or gets turned to a heap of ashes.
Your cartoons are sooo cool, you should do one everyday. I don’t care if you don’t have the time, young man. You make time!
For the sake of potential investors I feel I have to ask: Does the SMITE beam blast enemies into smouldering piles of dust, or turn them into stinky lumps of doggie doo? From the schematic it’s hard to tell which.
It’s kind of important from a cost perspective, especially if we plan on zapping every leftist in the country. If the liberal residue is just dust, fine; dust blows away. But if it’s a pile of doggie doo we’re going to have to add an army of pooper-scoopers into our cost estimate.
S
sigh, yet one more reason to not send the poor to Iceland
Be careful. Ted Rall might sue you for stealing his drawing style.
Now THAT is classic
Here’s another possible application. Wrap a frozen burrito in heavy-duty foil. On the back side write the words “I support John Kerry”
Hand it to a democrat and tell them to turn it over and read the words out loud.
After the lazer strikes, dig through the ashes and recover your perfectly heated burrito.
(This should also work re-heating pizza from last night.)
I wish I had a burrito. Too funny.
Frank, you Van Gogh, you! You make me want to cut off my own ear! 😉
Okay, before anyone says anything – no, I didn’t find my comment so witty that I felt the need to post it twice…my computer farted, brought up some kind of goofy error message and then posted that message twice…please forgive…
krautstink….your computer farted?
Well, at least it didn’t take a data dump on your new carpet.
LOL, Fromer Hostage!!! I am truly grateful for small favors. Now, tell me, how did you know about my new carpet??? 😉
He hacked into the space laser surveilance cameras, naturally.
krautstink,
don’t get paranoid, it was just a lucky guess. Oh, by the way can you please face the lamp and speak more clearly when you talk on the phone? Do you REALLY think that shirt goes with those pants?
We need some way to better mark Kerry supporters. I mean, I know not to stand to close to a gun-powder smelling hippie, but what about those sneaky well dressed democrats? I don’t want to get accidentally va-poo-rized by SMITE!
I third Josh’s idea of a laser bitchslap — like a big lightning bolt that’ll reset the wiring in their skulls.
beo,
how about a big il’ honkin’ X with the words “YOU ARE HERE” underneath?
FrankJ’s Space Laser
FrankJ has let his space laser loose again. Democrats need to be afraid. em>Very afraid!…
This forces me to make a sad, sad statement about this site.
For the welfa- whoops, well being of this site, these things need to be far more frequent.
I’m sure the Smiter is programmed to detect and avoid women with shaved legs and men with deoderant. That’s how it knows how to hit only Kerry supporters.
Frank, should IMAO fans push for “Smite” syndication, like Muir’s “Day by Day”? Could be your break-in move. The anti-Rall.
That’s what would use it for.
One thing you might consider in the design of S.M.I.T.E. is satellite vulnerability. Once the orbital path is known, concerned individuals will be able to calculate satellite vulnerability, thereby avoiding potential targeting. To eliminate this possibility, I recommend using the “John Kerry algorithm” in the guidance computer. This algorithm would constantly change the orbital path, thereby, making prediction of vulnerability very improbable.
Space lasers?!? Where did all the shotguns go?
YUP, I STILL LOVE STICK FIGURE CARTOONS
I think Frank has a big career opportunity as a cartoonist that he’s not exploiting….
I think dressing up a Kerry supporter in capri pants and a beret would be more appropriate. Also, think of incorporating feces into the cartoon because thats a very common attribute on the pants of a leftist individual.
Different SMITE Settings
SLAP
BITCH-SLAP
KICK TO CURB
SLAM
POUND
EMULSIFY
EVISCERATE
EXANGUINATE
WARM
SIMMER
BLANCHE
SMOLDER
SEAR
FUSE
FLAMBE
CHAR
INCINERATE
DISINTEGRATE
RUMSFELD
CHOMPS I
CHOMPS II