The muckadoos have been out in force for sometime. They’re either protesting us defending ourselves, calling everything that moves Hitler, hating everything America, or promoting sham documentaries as gospel. Now they can’t even stand one news station not having a huge liberal slant, so they’ve made Fox News their target with a smear documentary called Out-Foxed and then tried to sue them claiming Fox News’s “Fair and Balanced” slogan is inaccurate.

 And unreasonable actions like that can make a reasonable person such as me mad.

 Then I thought, “Why am I mad?” (that’s called being “introspective”) Sure these people are redefining that phrase idiot, but how are they affecting me? It’s true that Fahrenheit 9/11 has made around a hundred million in the box office, but the people lauding it are those who are already completely lost into madness and hatred. It hasn’t moved the polls, and, personally, all it’s done is help me learn to spell “Fahrenheit” correctly. Sure these people have their wacky protests and get their press coverage, but no one other than themselves look at it and say anything other than, “What a bunch of idiots.”

 Now they’re ignoring all the stations with all the years of liberal bias to single out the popular Fox News, but their little “documentary” is only getting shown around in their own sewing circles so they can pat each other on the back and say how smart they are.

 Yes it’s grand foolishness and blind partisanship to the point of insanity. It’s also aimed at people like me to show how moronic I am for believing what I believe. And, I have to admit, some of it has made me pretty mad initially. But, when you look at it, these people have no effect on anything. It’s like if a retarded kid at school came up and yelled at you, “You’re ‘tupid!” You might be insulted if it weren’t so damn pathetic. The real Christian response would be to show pity for these leftists and how far-gone from reality they are.

 But I’m not the best Christian, so I’m going to laugh my ass off at them. Come on, they’re little yiping dogs that don’t even come up to our knees trying to intimidate us. Everyday they shake their tiny fists in impotent rage, and their biggest possible accomplishment is to annoy us – so why let them succeed? The opportunities for fun are endless if you’re creative. One idea is to take them very seriously, and keep asking them questions of gradually increasing ridiculousness until they finally figure out you’re making fun of them:

 “So do you think Bush did a lot of this on behest of the Saudis?”

 “What do you think Halliburton’s involvement was with Abu Grahib? I just know they had a hand in that.”

 “It’s not just blood for oil; the glass consortium wants all that sand.”

 “Let’s not stray too far from the main point: How does this Iraq war relate to the Roswell cover up?”

 Another idea is to play the stereotype of a conservative that is in their fevered minds:

 “I think oil is worth a lot more than foreigners’ lives. Come on; when was the last time an Arab baby did anything for you? If I can save a few pennies at the pump, then I say saturation bomb all the playgrounds we can.”

 Ever since 9/11, liberalism in America has felt itself dying at the hands of reality. Instead of going out with either a whimper or a bang, it’s found an even more pathetic way to die out. Just don’t let it get to you; no matter who wins the election, these wackos will have no significant influence over anything.

 Life is just too short to get angry over little things and little people, so have a laugh. I believe God made everything for a purpose, and what purpose could there be for wacko leftists other than our amusement?
Frank J. is a syndicated columnist whose columns appear worldwide on IMAO.us and is the author of such political books as “Never-Ending Debt: The American Deficit and Its Affect on Various Political and Socio-Economic Factors” (includes a recipe for “The Ultimate Nachos”) and “‘Ted Kennedy’s Head is Ginormous!’ and Other Observations of Modern Politics”