I’ve always been critical of India as you just can’t be a civilized nation with monkeys running around. For proof of this assertion, look at the most civilized nation, America, in which no monkeys run around.
Finally, India has taken the right step and created a monkey jail. Hopefully they’ll soon move to monkey death-penalty and watch their country’s economy grow as a result.
(Thanks to BerkeleyGirl for the link)
I want you to know that i had to wipe the soda off the screen after I read your monkey comment. After the Cola cleared from my sinus I saw the wisdom in this very blunt statement. Monkeys are by definition uncivilized.
Monkeys are ever ready to lob a pile of their own fecal matter at offenders, this is simply the height of uncivilized, though some of our liberal counterparts might yet need to learn this fact.
Monkeys are bad!
🙂
Wow, India IS making progress. I read somewhere that they sent 4000 commandos to train in Israel, and now this!
But are they issued the standard tin cup to beat against the bars while screaming “lousy screws!” in monkeyish?
nuke the dang monkeys
It’s funny, yeah? In Christian culture, human life is sacred (unless it’s trying to kill you, then slay away) since we’re created in the image of God, and in Hindu culture, monkeys are sacred because they’re the image of the monkey god. Riiiiiight. And the problem is, they have like 3 million gods, so I guess you really have to be careful about what you kill…
“It smells rank, like concentrated monkey.”
I think that quote is a keeper…
I agree
“The jail is dark. It smells rank, like concentrated monkey.”
I think we found the opening to your new novel, Frank.