SarahK relates the start of the most traumatic experience of my life – the five day, 1,700 mile drive of a 24-foot U-Haul towing an SUV from Amarillo, TX, to Melbourne, FL, with a peeved cat in the cab.
As a teaser, the story contains the phrase “so I joined him in the U-Haul’s men’s bathroom…”
First?
Thirst!
Frank, I should warn you that, by unanimous consent, fans of you and SarahK over on SarahK’s site have decided that you and SarahK need to make your moving adventure an annual event.
It’s all in the comments…
http://www.mountaineermusing.com/2005/01/extra-extra-read-all-about-it.html
Turd
owie wowie!
Yowza man!! That hurts!!
LOL…very funny…8) In honor of this event, i propose that you have Rumsfield the Strangler disembowl a liberal or a reporter (hmmm…besides the Fox lady is there a difference???) with a can opener through their pinky toe…8) You can also call it “Can Opener Gate” if you use some forged documents from CBS.
What about Minerva in the truck? I want to know what happened to the cat!
Cheap way to get her to attend to your nekid bum. How much planning? Did she have to pay to get the door fixed?
FrankJ’s to do list.
1)go to doctor
2)Get tetanus shot
3)get sarahK’s sams card
4)find some jeans
5)see if they carry new “can openers”
6)go home and rebandage “pinkytoe”
OUch! what was hurt worse?
the Jeans, Pride ,or the bum?
There is an old wives tale that when you bring a house cat into a new house your are supposed to put butter on their paws before you turn them loose in the new house. This is supposed to keep them from freaking and running away to find their old house. They sit around licking their paws and apparently this action somehow settles them down. I’d give a lot of money to see Frank buttering up Minerva.
RTO gave us the same advice. i keep planning to do it to both kitties, but they both seem to be settling in fine.
Did that hurt more or not as much as getting a size 11 Texas boot planted in your tushy?
And I thought my haul from Dallas to San Antonio in July was bad. My respect for Frank just went up several hundred notches.
Violent jihad or holy war against unbelievers. Murder, stealing, torture, slavery and rape against unbelievers is acceptable if couched in terms of jihad.
Christians and Jews allowed to live in Muslim dominated lands provided they pay a special tax and accept their status as second class citizens. The status of polythiests is tenuous at best, they will eventually be eliminated either by persecution or death.
My dear brother, please read Chronicles of Islamic Wisdom.
Here are a few excerpts from the book of one of Islam s’ supreme
spiritual leader: Ayatollah Khomeini: “A man can have sexual
pleasure from a child as young as a baby. However he should not
penetrate, sodomising the child is OK. If the man penetrates and
damages the child then he should be responsible for her
subsistence all her life. This girl, however does not count as
one of his four permanent wives. The man will not be eligible to
marry the girls sister” – From Khomeini’s
book, “Tahrirolvasyleh”, fourth volume, Darol Elm, Gom, Iran,
1990.
“A man can have sex with animals such as sheep?s, cows, camels
and so on. However he should kill the animal after he has his
orgasm. He should not sell the meat to the people in his own
village, however selling the meat to the next door village
should be fine”. From Khomeini’s book, “Tahrirolvasyleh”, fourth
volume, Darol Elm, Gom, Iran, 1990
“If one commits the act of sodomy with a cow, a ewe, or a camel,
their urine and their excrements become impure, and even their
milk may no longer be consumed. The animal must then be killed
and as quickly as possible and burned.” The little green book,
Sayings of Ayatollah Khomeini, Political, Phylosophica, Social
and Religious with a special introduction by Clive Irving, ISBN
number 0-553-14032-9, page 47″It is better for a girl to marry
in such a time when she would begin menstruation at her
husband’s house rather than her father’s home. Any father
marrying his daughter so young will have a permanent place in
heaven” – From Khomeini’s book, “Tahrirolvasyleh”, fourth
volume, Darol Elm, Gom, Iran, 1990 REMEMBER IRAN CONTRA?
Eleven things are impure: urine, excrement, sperm…non-Moslem men and women…and the sweat of an excrement-eating camel.Ayatollah Khomeini
The most important information to know about Muslims,is that they will smile to your face and cut your throat from the back.
I’m so scared i have a wart on my cock. Is it a cocksucking muslim ?
93% muslim males have anal and/or genital warts ALLAH