One cat is busy mastering opening my gun closet, the other it cutting my phone lines, and now there’s precedent for my fears.
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I saw that on Drudge and thought of you Frank. Those cats have been watching you guys very closely and I’m sure they know how to handle a gun now. Time for 24 hour body armor.
Yes, get those cats to the range and get them some gun safety training under their collars..
Also, NEVER hide a gun inside a scratching pad. Even if you’ve had too much to drink. But if you must, definately NO Catnip!
LOL, I was just getting ready to email this story to you Frank.
I understand from the transcript of a detailed deposition of the feline assailant, that past abuse was uncovered. Evidently the cat’s owner had pee’d on the cats head prior to this incident.
Pet cat shot by police in bizarre ordeal
Ears flat back, hair standing on end and eyes bulging, Mickey lunged across the dining room and attacked her daughter, biting through her jeans and slicing into her leg.
When the cat released its grip, it continued coming at the girl, shrieking and hissing.
“I had to intervene … he was coming right at her again,” the mother recalled.
The husband arrived home a short time later and managed to corner the cat in the living room until his wife and two children could sneak out the back door to safety….
pssh Darwin at work.
If you own a cat, you KNOW they will knock over anything valuable/breakable/fragile that they can reach. If you leave a loaded weapon on a nearby counter with a cat, you probably deserve to get shot.
Wait a minute! Just think. Cats could be the “shock troops” of the future. We send hundreds of ’em to Iran and when we say the word…BAMN! You’re all dead you wacky ayatollahs!
Either that or Frank could start a criminal gang as detailed in the documentary “The Doberman Gang”!
I saw a bumper sticker yesterday “1000 confirmed kills” with an xed out picture of a cat 😉
Posted by Oddybobo at March 10, 2005 01:09 PM
Yeah, but we know what kills kittens. Wink, wink, dudge,dudge.
Yes, let’s focus on shooting cats. Please shoot cats. Perhaps if there was a stray cat in that court room Georgia today, the killer would have took his anger out on the cat, and 3 innocent humans with families would still be alive.
I saw that on Drudge and thought of you Frank. Those cats have been watching you guys very closely and I’m sure they know how to handle a gun now. Time for 24 hour body armor.
Don’t forget to hide your knives, too.
Cats are evil, devious little bastards. My advice is kill them before they kill you my friend…
Bikermommy sent me that article for you. watch out for Sydney, she’s eeeevillll. when she’s not purring.
And this is why Wisconsin wants to shoot cats. http://www.wbay.com/Global/story.asp?S=3037721
And his last words were, “I thought I say puddy cat.”
I saw a bumper sticker yesterday “1000 confirmed kills” with an xed out picture of a cat 😉
Yes, get those cats to the range and get them some gun safety training under their collars..
Also, NEVER hide a gun inside a scratching pad. Even if you’ve had too much to drink. But if you must, definately NO Catnip!
LOL, I was just getting ready to email this story to you Frank.
I understand from the transcript of a detailed deposition of the feline assailant, that past abuse was uncovered. Evidently the cat’s owner had pee’d on the cats head prior to this incident.
Pet cat shot by police in bizarre ordeal
Ears flat back, hair standing on end and eyes bulging, Mickey lunged across the dining room and attacked her daughter, biting through her jeans and slicing into her leg.
When the cat released its grip, it continued coming at the girl, shrieking and hissing.
“I had to intervene … he was coming right at her again,” the mother recalled.
The husband arrived home a short time later and managed to corner the cat in the living room until his wife and two children could sneak out the back door to safety….
pssh Darwin at work.
If you own a cat, you KNOW they will knock over anything valuable/breakable/fragile that they can reach. If you leave a loaded weapon on a nearby counter with a cat, you probably deserve to get shot.
Wait a minute! Just think. Cats could be the “shock troops” of the future. We send hundreds of ’em to Iran and when we say the word…BAMN! You’re all dead you wacky ayatollahs!
Either that or Frank could start a criminal gang as detailed in the documentary “The Doberman Gang”!
I saw a bumper sticker yesterday “1000 confirmed kills” with an xed out picture of a cat 😉
Posted by Oddybobo at March 10, 2005 01:09 PM
Yeah, but we know what kills kittens. Wink, wink, dudge,dudge.
You don’t have to worry, Frank. You might have cats, you might have 9mm handguns, but you don’t cook in the kitchen.
Yes, let’s focus on shooting cats. Please shoot cats. Perhaps if there was a stray cat in that court room Georgia today, the killer would have took his anger out on the cat, and 3 innocent humans with families would still be alive.