John Hawkins has put up a great set of tips for bloggers, and I’m like, “Ugh! Idiot!”
Last thing I need is more bloggers to compete with. I don’t need more upstarts like Arriana Huffington trying to shoot past me in the rankings. Still, I have some tips for you.
BLOGGING TIPS
* When coming up with a name for you blog, don’t use IMAO. That’s taken.
* It will be more stylish if you have a cool pseudonym for blogging, such as your first name followed by your middle initial.
* Don’t blog about how you hate monkeys… that’s my shtick! I’ll find you and cut you if you try and steal that!
* Don’t e-mail me about your new blog, because I don’t even read the blogs I like so why the hell will I check out yours I never heard of. Ugh! Idiots!
* You need readers, so don’t let it be known that, deep down inside, you hate them all. That might turn them off.
* Never forget the most important thing about blogging: money.
That’s all the tips you other bloggers get now. Anything more you have to pay me. Capisce?
Capisce. and first.
You hate us Frank?
…as if we were monkeys.
I don’t need to have a blog. I have a life. HA!
They can take your life but they’ll never take your freedom.
I hate to overpay, but I’ve got three shiny pennies here, just for you.
Being hated is over-rated.
I thought sex was the most important thing about blogging.
Ariana Huffington is full of crap.
http://huffington.isfullofcrap.com/
You forgot to mention making up filthy lies about an A list blogger to get hits.
I’ve heard people do that sort of thing.
What’s it say about Frank that no one is making up Filthy Lies about him? 🙂
So, to keep Frank in business we should start a filthy lie about him?
Frank is Glenn Reynolds love child. After a night of hobo killing and puppy blending Glenn planted his seed in a migrant worker who fooled Glenn by having a Driver’s liscence.
Huffington? You should be more worried about Wendy Cheng!
She gets 8,000+ hits per DAY… she’s on the cover of magazines and is now raking in product endorsements… Xiaxue is HERE and HERE!