Some people seem to think IMAO is changing, and they fear this change. To help everyone out, I wrote this FAQ to cover the concerns I’ve been hearing.
NEW FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS ABOUT IMAO

Q. Could you write a new FAQ to describe the changes with your blog?
A. Yes.
Q. What new things can we expect from IMAO?
A. That’s all a big surprise.
Q. What sort of surprise? Terrorist attack? WMDs?
A. No! What are you? FBI?
Q. I’ll ask the questions here.
A. Okay…
Q. So what is the goal with the changes to IMAO?
A. To make IMAO the funniest blog – nay – funniest website – nay – funniest thing ever by any means possible.
Q. Any means? Even murder?
A. If it comes to that.
Q. How about writing funnier?
A. Murder is easier. Ever try writing humor?
Q. I have a few questions regarding IMAO becoming a group blog. Can I ask them?
A. No.
Q. Please!
A. Fine.
Q. I haven’t liked your blog as much since it became a group blog. What’s wrong?
A. Well, I think I’ve watched enough House M.D. to make diagnoses, and I’d say that has to do with a severe vitamin deficiency.
Q. Since you’re diagnosing people, I have this pain in my leg…
A. Rate the pain on a scale of one to ten, with one being a slap on the wrist and ten being taking a 12 gauge shotgun straight to the groin.
Q. Uh… it’s a three.
A. Hanta virus. Definitely deadly, deadly Hanta virus.
Q. How long do I have?
A. Long enough to finish this FAQ! Hooray!
Q. I never liked IMAO even before it was a group blog.
A. Then what are you doing here?
Q. I Googled “slutty cheerleaders” and ended up here.
A. I’m sorry. May your search for slutty cheerleaders in the future be more prosperous.
Q. I think IMAO has been going downhill ever since you hooked up with SarahK.
A. Definitely some form of schizophrenia.
Q. I wasn’t asking for a diagnosis; I was stating an opinion.
A. Also, incontinence. Anyway, IMAO has been scientifically proven by a mathematician — or, at least, someone who acted so oddly I assumed he was a mathematician — to be not only as funny as before, but now even funnier. If you don’t see that, then there is something wrong with you… perhaps something deadly.
Q. Well I find IMAO even funnier now! I especially love those news round ups you do now, Frank.
A. Thanks.
Q. I have some more questions regarding the group blogging such as… Did I just hear you audibly sigh?
A. No.
Q. Anyway, why does a spacemonkey now blog? Doesn’t that violate the principle of the separation of IMAO and monkey?
A. He assured me he won’t fling poo.
Q. And what’s with Harvey? I don’t trust that guy.
A. Neither do I. Don’t turn your back on his posts.
Q. And who is this Scott guy?
A. I honestly don’t know. I think he hacked into my blog.
Q. Is it true that RightWingDuck is Mexican?
A. Absolutely not.
Q. What’s a “Cadet Happy”?
A. Someone who photoshops pictures of you to embarrass you publicly. No matter how much he begs, no matter how much he cries, never, ever give him your pictures.
Q. Where is Aquaman?
A. Probably saving the seas from something else in the seas. He will return.
Q. I don’t want him to return.
A. No one does.
Q. I don’t like some of those posters. What can I do?
A. Scroll past their posts.
Q. That’s too hard!
A. What do you want me to do? Come over to your computer and scroll for you? You don’t want to meet me in person, I assure you! :: shakes fist ::
Q. The info on the left sidebar of your blog is outdated. Will you be updating it?
A. I’ll get to it eventually. I hope to have info about all the co-bloggers – especially their e-mails so you can bother them instead of me since I’m too important to read e-mails anymore.
Q. What if I have something really important to tell you?
A. Then I’m sure one of my co-bloggers will deem it worthy to forward on to me. Sometimes I read their e-mails.
Q. When will you ever get that book out?
A. Soon; I’m working on it each day. It will be really cool, and I hope to have it out soon enough to help pay for wedding costs. Them things is expensive! I’m thinking of having a cover charge for guests.
Q. Can I attend?
A. Slots are still available for $250 a piece. Call for group rates.
Q. Anymore questions.
A. No, I can’t think of more at this time.
Q. Are you hungry? Do you want a hot pocket?
A. No, I’m good.
Q. Did we just switch roles?
A. We’re back now. These things can be confusing.
Be honorable, ronin.

Q. What’s a ronin?