Europeans. Never trusted them, never liked them (except for any who are my readers; you guys rock old school!).
Now there is confirmation that French and British officials were helping Saddam while making themselves rich. That’s expected from the French – so I’ll speak of them no further – but the British! Those guys are our friends – other than the whole stealing the country from them and them burning down our White House and what not. So who was behind these sinister dealings with Saddam?
Galloway!
You can already tell he gets his mustache grooming tips from Saddam (or is that the other way around?). The other indication should have been the millions of barrels of Iraqi oil he was hiding. How did he do that? I could maybe hide like maybe six in my garage; where was he keeping millions?
“Galloway, this is a nice house, but I don’t know if I like the barrels of oil motif.”
“It is the latest style, idiot!”
And how did he funnel in the millions of barrels of oil? Through a charity supposedly to help a 4-year-old Iraqi girl with leukemia. Didn’t that raise any eyebrows?
“If we’re helping a girl with leukemia… why so much crude oil?”
“LITTLE GIRLS NEED OIL!”
Now, I can’t speak for all of IMAO, but, personally, I’m against helping an evil, murderous dictator for one’s own financial gains. I know in this modern world with our steam shovels and iPods and whatnot, old fashion values just aren’t the “hip” thing anymore. No one looks twice when unmarried couples live together, cheerleaders dress provocatively, or millions of barrels of crude oil are funneled through a charity meant to help a little girl with leukemia, but maybe it’s time to stop and take a look at ourselves. Maybe it’s time to say enough is enough. And the simplest way to do that is to send some black-ops guy like Sam Fischer from the Tom Clancy’s Splinter Cell videogames (soon to be a major movie) to secretly kidnap Galloway and a number of French officials (doesn’t matter who; their all dirty – figuratively and literally) and give them to the Iraqis to be put on trial since it’s the Iraqis who suffered most and because they can execute them more viciously than our law allows.
It’s a small gesture, but big things start with small gestures.
Be honorable, ronin.
UPDATE: The U.N. is striking back at the horrible Oil-for-Food scandal by attacking blogger Roger L. Simon. I’d offer to help him out… ya know… if having the U.N. after you was in anyway threatening.
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Well, then again Galloway was elected in high muslim populated district there in Britonia, or whatever that island is called. So it’s hard to say he wasn’t serving his constituents; you know supporting terrorism and evil dictators.
I don’t know Frank…he LOOKS kind of French…
Frenchiness, Frenchosity, Frenchetic, Frenchicity, what have you.
I’ll bet he smells, too…
Actually, that idea isn’t half bad… half-baked, maybe, but not half bad.
As I have just ordered three of your T-shirts, am known for my pro-war, pro-Bush, pro-US, anti-EU, anti-Frenchism (pretty rare here)…I object. It is hard enough dealing with the majority leftwing Brit bloggers as a newly set up conservative Brit blogger…
Anyway, the White House needed a good coat of paint.
Peter Glover
Wires From The Bunker – in the Motherland
Got ya bookmarked Peter.
Nice to have some visible conservatives across the pond!
So, what district will Galloway run for in the upcoming Lebanese elections?
Hey… what does IMAO mean?
Strange enough they wont let him run there until he finishes his term in britainland, then the sky is the limit for him. I think that he would best serve as being a delegate for the UN. If we can keep all the crooks in one place they’re easier to watch.
IMAO means that you haven’t read through the archives.
The first tip-off that George Galloway is evil was that he bears no resemblance whatsoever to his brother Joey. And he can’t run an out pattern to the sideline worth a damn.
The latest from the UK. Mr Galloway is off to Washington…details at my http://www.wiresfromthebunker.com – this is one no one will want to miss!
We know these things because we get up five or six hours before yoy by the way…you heard it first here!
Peter Glover
PS. Thanks Conservative Guy – noted.
Want a laugh? “Gorgeous George” (as he’s known over here) was attacked by Islamic fundamentalists while out campaigning in London. Seriously. They threatened to issue a fatwa on him.
It seems that everyone hates him, no matter their views. I know I do-he’s scum.
“No one looks twice when cheerleaders dress provocatively”
Well.. I DO look twice! who wouldn’t?
Excellent. Agree 100%.
I consider saddamo’s helpers in foreign governmentts to be more evil than saddamo himself. For what – money? Jesus.
Jocks Sheerack in particular with his idiotic screaming “War Bad Peace Good” every 5 feaking minutes for 2 years.
And I’m quite happy to add several names from the US congress to this list. all Liberal Birdbrains of course.
The weather was good enough to finally break out some T-shirts… I’ve wore Nuke the Moon yesterday, and I’m still in the US Armed Forces World Freedom Tour right now.
Italy’s with IMAO now!
That d*mn Galloway, he should be locked up for treason, it pains me that my former countrymen would cast even one vote for that traitor. Guess that’s why I moved to the land of the free.
USA, USA, USA
Sorry I get all patriotic when vulcan idiots like Galloway are involved:-)
Love the last line FrankJ! Reminds me of your UN t-shirt, “If you’re in trouble, hang up and call the US.”
…Wait a minute… …could that be…
…Limey!?
I’m thinking the whole “they burned down our White House” thing is getting a little old. It is time to forgive at least some of the English. The burning of the White House was probably overblown by the MSM anyway, you know. Supposedly, during the Coolidge administration someone discovered some damage from that fire in the attic (it is famous because they gave Coolidge two estimates for repairs, the low bid was for shoring it up with wood and the high bid was for fixing it for good with steel girders; Coolidge said “fix it with steel and send the bill to the King of England”). If there was hidden damage in the third story of a building, they couldn’t have burned it ALL down, right? Another indication is that the place was called the “Executive Mansion” until after it was burned, we started calling it the “White House” because they whitewashed it to cover discoloration from the fire, so I’m thinking it couldn’t have been all that “burned down”. There was probably a Tory administration in power in 1812 and the moonbats ever since have been trying to turn us against the Brits. After all, they haven’t always been against ‘neocolonialism’, they used to have real colonialism to complain about.