An Appeal to the President

Considering the state of affairs in Iraq and our own country, I IMPLORE you, Mr. President, to punch Senator Hagel square in the face. My brother is currently risking his life in Iraq, and his sacrifice demands that you curl your hand into a fist and move it at great speed into Hagel’s big fat mouth. These are serious days, and they call for Hagel to by lying on the ground seriously bleeding. As the leader of this nation and the Republican Party, punching Senator Hagel is both your duty and your privelege.
Thank you.

18 Comments

  1. Great idea! While we’re at it, I think that those of us unfortunate to be his constituents should be able to punch him twice or more, or perhaps use other means of punishment, maybe we could even get the Gitmo guys to help us out!
    Seriously, how could Nebraskans have been dumb enough to elect this guy?

  2. //Great idea! While we’re at it, I think that those of us unfortunate to be his constituents should be able to punch him twice or more, or perhaps use other means of punishment, maybe we could even get the Gitmo guys to help us out!//
    Scene from !Airplane! begins to unfold in my movie riddled head…a line, people with baseball bats and hockey sticks, begins to form…
    TEEEEEJ

  3. I think Hagel just wants some trim from the Peace “Babes”, It worked 35 years ago, why not now?
    For my part, the thought of Striesand/Baez/Fonda/Cindy would counteract anything but I.V. Viagra.
    Yogs

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