Live Blogging Democratic Response to SotU

Virginia Gov Tim Caine (No Apprarant relation to Kwai Chang)
-Was a missionary, King still dead.
-Speaks like Kirk…with…awkard …pauses
-Bush spends where bad, cuts spending where good.
-[is his left eyebrow fake? It’s coming loose, about to fly off his forehead. Is he a Human/animal hybrid?]
– We want to outsource your drugmaking. Send pharmaceutical jobs over the border/overseas.
– Some other stuff, a better way…blah blah
[Why’d they get a Governor? Why not Dean? heh]
-Together… we can…do…….. better
[…very..awk…ward…pau…ses]
[Why did the response follow the speech? I question the timing!]

14 Comments

  1. Tim Kaine was an embarrasment to us Virginians.
    The people in the Gulf coast still waiting for the gov’t to come and put them back to gether?? Wow… whatever happened to self-reliance and personal responsibility

  2. Tim Kaine is the secret weapon for the dems for one reason: The people’s elbow. He was holding it back because he’s just been elected, but as his eyebrow too easily telegraphed, the elbow is coming…

  3. No joke, that guy scared my puppy. I was playing with her and I stopped to see his speech, Lillie (my pup) looked in the same direction as I did just as the gov. lifted that eyebrow (and subsequently froze it there for 51 seconds) and she squealed in terror and jetted out of the room. Then just when she thought it was safe to come back in the room, she turns the corner looks at the TV and Nancy Pelosi was on, Lillie was horrified, I think she had a mild heart attack.
    Dont worry, Lillie (yellow lab) is ok, but good Lord — those 2 are some freaky looking folks.

  4. Good evening, I’m Tim Kaine … blah, blah, blah
    I AM THE BROW! FEAR AND OBEY ME!
    blah, blah, blah, there’s a better way, blah, blah , blah
    THE BROW KNOWS THE BETTER WAY. SUBMIT TO ITS MASTERY.
    blah, blah, blah, raise taxes, blah, blah blah
    THE BROW MUST BE SERVED
    blah, blah, blah, better way, blah, blah, blah
    AND ONLY THE BROW KNOWS THE BETTER WAY
    blah, blah, blah, bi-partisanship, blah blah, blah
    IT’S THE BROW WAY OR THE HIGHWAY, YOU GOP-ERS!
    blah, blah, blah, thank you and good night.

  5. I only heard one part of the response. He said that we are too dependent on the middle east for oil. Then I got lost because it seems that (according to him) the solution is for oil companies to give refunds when they make a lot of money. Can anyone help me with that logic?

  6. Funniest post and comments duo in a long time.Less funny is Caine is Gov. less than a month and proposes 4 billion in tax hikes (after a billion $ surplus last year).Ha, HIGHbrow elitist Dems picked one of their own to give response.

  7. I don’t know why the guy’s facial hair seems so weird to you all for a Democrat spokesman.
    The guy who gave the Democrat pre-rebuttal to the SOTU speech on Al-Jazeera last week has facial hair too.
    The Difference-
    Osama sounds more willing to compromise
    than Tim Caine
    and unlike the rest
    of the Demorons-
    He has a plan.

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