Live Blogging SotU

  • Bunch of people in suits and dresses.
  • Some old guys are in dresses. Black dresses.
  • Sheehan detained, sneaking in a sign, which is a NO-NO.
  • President getting announced. Comes out. Shakes some hands. Kisses some women. Black women.
  • President: looks nice, blue tie, not too chimpy.
    [Speech]
  • President says the king Creta of Scotland is dead.
  • People that oppose me are traitorous morons.
  • War isn’t over. and Hamas better not mess up Israel.
  • Iran, no nukes, We like you Iran, but don’t piss us off.
  • Enemy, radical islam, could still attack, we have a miliary.
  • Before 9/11 we weren’t listening, now we are listening, are YOU listening?
    [ Billary smirks]
    -Let’s lead this world to freedom. Other worlds, for get ’em.
    [Is Billary chewing gum? YES! i wonder what flavor. Must be bitter, Could be her cud]
    -American economy Rulz and totally R0X0R5. Immigrants are good!
  • Congress, act responsibly, make tax cuts permanent.
  • Pass line item veto!
  • Baby boomers are booming, Dad likes Bil.
  • Democrats cheering, ‘We didn’t save social security! Yay!”
  • World should buy American, American workers are good.
  • Border needs control and improvement and some other stuff. But amnesty bad, guest workers good.
  • Health insurance is good and folks should have it, maybe govt can help? [what?]
  • USA Addicted to oil, advanced energy research.
  • Plan for power from clean coal, wind, solar, Nu-ku-lar
    [laptop froze up]
  • USA needs to stay competitive. more math, more science. Not for me, them.
  • Kids need to be smart, suceed so America succeeds. Support this initiative which is hard for me to pronounce.
  • Crime low, welfare cases low, drug use down. Sin has really slacked off.
  • Everybody here, dems and repubs should be proud, Applaud me!, Not you Jeffords!
  • We have new Justices! Yay! Roberts and Alito.
  • Justice O’Connor retires. Thanks, babe.
  • No clones, no hybrids (except cars) don’t sell humans, embryos, life valuable. Too valuable to sell. [Like sex!]
  • First lady, wearing pink dress, is doing…something for America.
  • NO is in bad shape, [Gov Blanco grimacing], we should rebuild and make better and good for people who think life sucks.
  • Ryan White, HIV/AIDS is bad, we should do something, drugs maybe?
  • Are we going halfway? No that’s weak let go finish well and lead, an do good stuff, forward and confident.
    -May God bless America
    [/speech]
    -Pres drinks, water? vodka? hard to say, looks like shot glass, high fives Supreme Court.
  • Shakes more hands, condi
    Summary:
    We got some problems, here are some plans.
    I didn’t get everything I wanted, meet me half way.
    Iran, we are gonna mess you up if you [bleep] with nukes.
    Iranians, we got your back, wink wink, nudge.
  • still shaking hands, taking pictures,
  • is Billary holding a cardboard cutout of Abramoff for the camera to get shot with Prez? Nah.
  • Update Sheehan arested for bringing an antiwar tshirt.. Who wears a tshirt to SotU? California’s next senator that’s who.
  • Update/Cry for attention:Michelle Malkin links to a lot of live blogging, not mine, but a lot.

11 Comments

    • Demcrats cheering, ‘We didn’t save social security! Yay!”
      They should all be shot, the pukes!
      Where is Big Fat Teddy K and Kerry, I wanna punch someone really hard and for a really long time!

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