In a Fred Thompson administration, there will always be room to disagree with him. That room is called the morgue.
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Fred Thompson has delayed his announcement that he’s running for POTUS. Not because he can’t decide if he is going to run or not but because there are NO candidates for Vice President that qualify to shine Fred Thompson’s shoes which leaves a quandary for Fred Thompson–but being all knowing–Fred Thompson will figure this one out soon and announce his run for office at which time Rudy, Romney, McPain and all the other pretenders will simply disappear!
Fred Thompson has delayed his announcement that he’s running for POTUS. Not because he can’t decide if he is going to run or not but because there are NO candidates for Vice President that qualify to shine Fred Thompson’s shoes which leaves a quandary for Fred Thompson–but being all knowing–Fred Thompson will figure this one out soon and announce his run for office at which time Rudy, Romney, McPain and all the other pretenders will simply disappear!
Dear Fred Thompson,
I wrote my prick Senators about the immigration bill. I told them you weren’t happy about it and they wrote back and told me that I’m just a rube from the midwest and that Fred Thompson can blow them. Uhhh…that wasn’t suppose to happen was it?
Yours,
Ussjimmycarter
ussjimmycarter, the US Secret Service frowns greatly upon attempting to use Fred Thompson as a weapon of assassination, even if it’s Hillary that’s your intended target.
Fred Thompson has delayed his announcement that he’s running for POTUS. Not because he can’t decide if he is going to run or not but because there are NO candidates for Vice President that qualify to shine Fred Thompson’s shoes which leaves a quandary for Fred Thompson–but being all knowing–Fred Thompson will figure this one out soon and announce his run for office at which time Rudy, Romney, McPain and all the other pretenders will simply disappear!
Fred Thompson has delayed his announcement that he’s running for POTUS. Not because he can’t decide if he is going to run or not but because there are NO candidates for Vice President that qualify to shine Fred Thompson’s shoes which leaves a quandary for Fred Thompson–but being all knowing–Fred Thompson will figure this one out soon and announce his run for office at which time Rudy, Romney, McPain and all the other pretenders will simply disappear!
Navy sailors do more before 9 a.m. than most people do all day. However, Fred Thompson does more before 9 a.m. than the Navy does all month.
Fred Thompson says that double posters are extremely gay!!!
Next to Fred Thompson, everything in the known universe is extremely gay.
Dear Fred Thompson,
I wrote my prick Senators about the immigration bill. I told them you weren’t happy about it and they wrote back and told me that I’m just a rube from the midwest and that Fred Thompson can blow them. Uhhh…that wasn’t suppose to happen was it?
Yours,
Ussjimmycarter
Fred Thompson, due to his greatness, will actually serve as his own Vice President as he is the only one worthy of succeeding him.
Dear Fred Thompson,
Hillary Clinton says you are a homo…are you going to do anything about it?
ussjimmycarter, the US Secret Service frowns greatly upon attempting to use Fred Thompson as a weapon of assassination, even if it’s Hillary that’s your intended target.