I missed the debate again, but am going to tivo a later showing. Anyway, it must be nice to finally have one without Ron Paul. Early on, it was helpful to have an America-hating foil for everyone to play off of, but eventually they had to narrow things down to people who might actually win a Republican primary.
I missed it too, but here’s what I would guess Ron Paul said:
“squeak squeak Lincoln was a jerk! That’s my way of saying in not so many words that states should retain their individual rights… to keep slaves. In other, more sophisticated verbage; The former Southern-state Confederacy shall once again ascend *squeak squeak.”
Since Ron Paul is going to kick Fred Thompson’s ass in NH he should have been given by an opportunity to appear at the NH debate. Only an anti-American jerk like yourself would want to keep out an opponent out of the debate unfairly. By the way Fred Thompson sucked tonight and he won’t be winning in South Carolina. He’s done. He sucks. So does your stupid blog. If you gave a shit about America you would want a fair debate but obviously you don’t. So go suck it loser. Meanwhile, I’ll be raising money for Ron Paul’s blimp. Does Fred Thompson have a blimp? No, he doesn’t. Because he is uncool. Only cool candidates like Ron Paul get blimps.
Excuse me- What Ron Paul WOULD’VE said.
By the way it’s obvious Fred Thompson is a dumbass because he said he thinks a dead actor could beat up Chuck Norris. How stupid is that?
You people that truly want Ron Paul out of the debates should be ashamed of yourself. It’s unAmerican especially when Ron Paul wasn’t far off at all from your idiotic candidate in Iowa. Ron is also polling better in New Hampshire. Cheating is no one way to win an election you blimpless jerkoffs.
“Since Ron Paul is going to kick Fred Thompson’s ass in NH…”
Heh. Like he did in Iowa…?
Yeah, that blimp sure is kewl. I guess those guys at Stormfront don’t just give Herr Paul money and support, they give him campaign ideas.
Heh. Like he did in Iowa…?
Ron Paul is going to get revenge on Fred in New Hampshire on Tuesday for what happened in Iowa. It won’t be pretty for Fred. You will all want to hit the store this weekend for tissues. You’ll need em cause you are probably all cry babies.
Didn’t you Paulbots already buy them all up after Iowa? Hope you saved some.
Paul Rules,
I’m going to give you a compliment. You are very Ron Paul-like.
You will all want to hit the store this weekend for tissues.
You know, unlike the supporters of one particular candidate, our happiness and our self-worth is not entirely defined by whether our Presidential candidate wins a state primary.
That was rude!
Come on, Frank, admit it, this is you-this isn’t a real actual person right?
I was starting to think PaulBots were extinct. Though this one might just be a very well done fake troll. I can’t always tell very well.
#10, that would be two candidates – you’re forgetting the Hucka-siah acolytes. And to make them even more pathetic, they won and they’re still whiny little biyatches….
I can’t always tell very well.
See, that’s the problem. They delve so much into self-parody you can never really be sure.
I mean, think about it, it would seem idiotic that we have a guy spending his time on Google late at night to spam some random political website to brag about a blimp, but you know for a fact they do this – on a regular basis.
You would brag too if your candidate had a blimp that had 479,000 Google results!! Mostly just wanted to point out that it was very unfair Ron Paul was excluded from the Fox News debate. You know it was not fair. The other candidates must have grown tired of being constantly schooled by Ron Paul on foreign and fiscal policy.
If you can’t find any kleenix on Tuesday then you girlymen might find comfort by hugging your blanky.
Damnit, I just can’t tell – you’re good, though, I’ll give you that.
Fred only wants to resurrect John Wayne to fight Chuck Norris because he doesn’t want Norris to die too quickly.
Hmm… Goatse has a few million results. Does that make goatse better than Ron Paul?
Maybe you should stop wasting your money and start donating to buy a goatse blimp.
What do you mean? The guy in the Goatse picture is Ron Paul – so, in a way, they are donating to a Goatse blimp….
Hmm… Goatse has a few million results. Does that make goatse better than Ron Paul?
Maybe you should stop wasting your money and start donating to buy a goatse blimp.
C’mon that would offend people. It isn’t the Ron Paul way. Just because you Fred supporters enjoy it doesn’t mean it’s for everyone.
Paulbots:
A — catch up. Thompson knows he’s not going to get very far in NH — and doesn’t care. SC is where it’s at.
B — don’t you guys ever get tired of being assholes?
don’t you guys ever get tired of being assholes?
This blog is saying how nice it is that Ron Paul was blocked from the Fox debate. This blog is being the asshole. You inflation loving Fred bloggers started it.
Did you know that the price of oil when compared to gold has not changed but when compared to the dollar it has soared? Inflation is destroying this country and your candidate doesn’t even see it as a problem. Vote Ron Paul!
They just do at the debates what Frank should do here: ban the annoying trolls.
“You would brag too if your candidate had a blimp that had 479,000 Google results!!”
Well, of course he does, you little retard! That’s what he has you for, Googling his name every 5 minutes & posting his pathetic name on every blog that hasn’t banned you outright yet. You won’t have to worry about that here, though:
This is a humor blog & you paulette’s are a laugh riot!
They just do at the debates what Frank should do here: ban the annoying trolls.
You are just huffy because I busted you on your goatse obsession. You guys are pathetic. You try to defeat your opponents by blocking them from debates? How pathetic are you? Are you so desperate that Ron Paul not be heard by the world that you have to block him? Clearly Fox News is very afraid of Ron Paul voice of logic and reason!
Remember that show “Most Extreme Elimination Challenge”? How the contestants would always say something like “I’m going to win!”, “I’ll leave you all in the dust!”, “My nipples hurt!”; but would fall/flop/trip/slip/screw up/all out fail as soon as they started?
Yeah, I think Ron Paul reminds me of them.
This is a humor blog
Humor blogs are supposed to be funny. This blog is just mean and makes fun of a candidate who is trying very hard and earned his spot at a national debate – only to have Fox News take it away because they are scared of his truth about inflation.
Humor will be AlanABQ crying with his teddy bear and blanky on Tuesday night as Ron Paul races to victory!
Goodbye you stupid blog.
Great information -> http://www.ronpaul2008.com
You got us! You’re soooo perceptive! Now, off you go; you’re an independent woman on a mission for your bitch, “Dr Paul”!
Go, PRaFS, go! Let not your gelatinous spine or simian brain discourage you! Away to the poll-spamming!
I’m still not convinced, what are your opinions on the roots of terrorism? (in no less than 400 words)
Go, PRaFS, go! Let not your gelatinous spine or simian brain discourage you! Away to the poll-spamming!
It isn’t spam moron. Scroll up. The topic of this thread is Ron Paul at the debate. It’s relevant. Plus, any information I provide about Ron Paul helps people in their 2008 decision making process. Quite often people thank me for showing them the Ron Paul Blimp or the Ron Paul 2008 website and explaining all the materials and information that you can find there but I guess you people are just going to be rude.
Goodnight. http://www.ronpaul2008.com
http://youtube.com/watch?v=dpGw45FyvaU http://youtube.com/watch?v=dpGw45FyvaU <– Which one is Ron Paul? I forget what he looks like <_<
Looking at the Paulbot comments on this blog, all I can is:
Isn’t it strange how bitterness can be so sweet?
It isn’t spam moron. Scroll up. The topic of this thread is Ron Paul at the debate. It’s relevant. Plus, any information I provide about Ron Paul helps people in their 2008 decision making process. Quite often people thank me for showing them the Ron Paul Blimp or the Ron Paul 2008 website and explaining all the materials and information
Yeah, but see I’m still not convinced yet, explain to me the roots of terrorism
The topic of this thread is Ron Paul at the debate.
Uh, sweetie, the topic was about Mrs. Paul NOT being at the debate. Now, who’s the moron again…?
Oh, great! The troll is linking to hate sites now, trying to get WebSense to stop me from getting here from work tomorrow….
You preach it, Paul Rules and Fred Sucks. I, like you, am disgusted when things like the dollar and gold are worth different amounts of oil! Way to show up these people here at IMAO. That guy with the blimp can obviously do great things, I mean only neocon bushtards would dare not vote the man with the blimp. its a good thing drpaul is running or america would be doomed for eight more years of unconstitutional spending and theaankaa aaaaaaaaea aeoaenas!!!!!!!!!!!!!! RON PAUL 08!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ONLY HE CAN SAVE US!!!!
Since going back to the gold standard isn’t an option, I propose something simpler. We should back the dollar on rubber. It’s more useful than gold, isn’t it? And we do want our money to be useful. Not to mention, it will spur the economy with tire security devices.
who the hell is Ron Paul?
[Who are you and where did you come from? -Ed.]
[Who is Ed? -Frank]
Ron Paul on Leno Monday Night!
Take that Fox News! Plus check out the Ron Paul excitement here! You don’t see that for Fred at all! We will still be in the race long after Fred has dropped out! Yeah! Ron Paul Revolution!
Once again, Fred was the smartest guy in the room. His speech on immigration was impeccable: articulate, spot-on, compassionate, and demonstrating a clear-headed understanding of the issues that makes those other stiffs look downright vacuous. Fred is shining now, beginning to hit his stride. In less than a month the whole nation will be talking about him, long after they’ve forgotten who Ronpaul is.
Do they hate our freedoms? I think terrorists attack us because they hate our freedoms.
Once again, Fred was the smartest guy in the room.
Well Ron Paul wasn’t allowed in the room. So that’s explains why.
Fred is shining now, beginning to hit his stride. In less than a month the whole nation will be talking about him, long after they’ve forgotten who Ronpaul is.
Fred is shiny? Not much of an endorsement to say he is shiny from perspiration now is it? The nation must really be waiting patiently to start talking about Fred. There is much more excitement right now about Ron Paul. Fred makes funny one liners sometimes but that’s about all he’s got.
I am the walrus. Actually, I haven’t been around much because Comcast blocked your URL because the bandwidth from all the ads resulted in a breach their Terms of Service. [Zing! -Ed.] I note that you don’t have ads between each of the comments–you might want to start working on that.
I looked up Ron Paul on wikipedia–apparently he is the poor man’s Lyndon LaRouche.
There is much more excitement right now about Ron Paul.
You know, excitement like when you throw a banana into a large group of chimps….
(No insult to chimpanzees intended – at least they’re excited about something sensible, unlike the Paulestinians.)
I like to eat my poopies!
I have accepted Ron Paul as my Savior when I was baptized in the River Paul. I came out spouting phrases like “U neo-cons should do the same, becuz we r kewl bcuz we got a blimp!!!!” and lo and behold, I prayed to the Lord Ron, and he told me to spam every message board, blog, and recipe site out there to convince the “neocons” to vote for The Gleaming Man God, Ron Paul.
Lolz…. seriously, they’re pretty much f**ked in the head. Ru Paul wouldn’t be elected as dog catcher, and has as much a chance at winning the nomination as 90% of his supporters have of leaving their folks’ basement.
I pet my poopies and give them names! Then eat!
By the way, THIS is how all the blogs, message boards, recipe sites (yes, they did spam one!), and WoW fansites are spammed….
http://politics.reddit.com/info/63kxx/related
Ron Paul is a degenerate not fit to be in the same room as the great Fred Thompson. Ron Paul wants to withdraw from the rest of the world and he thinks everybody will leave the US alone. He should go to Montana and live on a ranch with a couple of his crazy admirers and have his own gold standard. To hell with the crazy bastard.
Fred has no shot at all. He is gunning for SC but has little chance of winning there. After that there is no hope for him. Fred also has the lamest website ever.
Plus, look at some of the comments Fred supporters are making: “I pet my poopies and give them names! Then eat!” That’s not grownup. You people are the ones stuck in your parent’s basements.
If you want Fred to win you should be visiting other sites and blogs not just sitting here on this dumb blog making fun of people. You really think posts about how it is so nice that Ron Paul was not allowed at the debate are going to help you reach out to people planning to vote for opposing candidates? Trust me it won’t help and you Fredheads really need to grow your base. Unfortunately, you are not going to make any new friends this way. You won’t convince anyone that Fred’s ideas are the right ideas by starting out insulting posts.
I think you people need to go and listen to some of Ron’s videos or visit his website and read some of the well thought out ideas available there. You might learn something. Ron Paul has many smart ideas like no more taxes on tips. Spend an hour or two there reading what Ron Paul has to say and you might come back with a much improved opinion of Ron Paul. Or, at least watch Ron Paul’s impressive performance on Leno Monday Night!!
Okay, now I think he might be real
It’s too bad I wasn’t enlighted on terrorism, though.
– Yay Iraq!
holy crap, that Fred Thompson website is da suk
i love this pic of Ron pulling a Britney (kinda-sorta):
http://www.lewrockwell.com/paul/paul-baby-tractor.jpg
i do have to give him kudos for the blimps–that is so bat-shit crazy, I just have to admire it–if you watch doctor who, he kind of looks like that guy who invented the cybermen who also had a fascination with blimps
this is the worst collection of Republican candidates ever–you mine as well get ready for President Obama and Secretary of Defense Slow Jo Biden–yikes
Fred has no shot at all. He is gunning for SC but has little chance of winning there. After that there is no hope for him. Fred also has the lamest website ever.
dude, that’s a fan site – this is Fred Thompson’s official site http://www.fred08.com/
crappy link, I’ll try this again http://www.fred08.com/
The reason why Ron Paul should be allowed on Leno vs. a Fox forum is because when he starts his creaky gizzed-faced organ grinding propaganda fit, there is a band nearby that can drown him out as they break to a commercial.
Apparently the paulbot didn’t appreciate me mocking him. Now what?
He can’t be real. If he was a real Paulbot, he would be religiously referring to his cult’s leader as Dr. Paul.
Milkshake- stormfront’s donations were able to produce a Scaled-down versionof a new Ron Paul blimp, but they made the mistake of flying it within the hundred mile radius of the Fred Thompson no-fly zone.
Master shake- stormfront’s donations were able to produce a Scaled-down version of a new Ron Paul blimp, but they made the mistake of flying it within the hundred mile radius of the Fred Thompson no-fly zone.
I dislike Leno, bit I know that he’s too good to be hosting Robble Robble Ron Paul. “Dr.” Paul should be hosted on a show that really relfects his fan-base: The Jerry Springer Show!
Al,
On one hand to go back to the beginning (i.e. what he would have said) I think you got it right the first time — that was what RP said, he just happens to say that over and over like Rainman — even if no one is listening. He probably wakes up screaming that in the middle of the night.
On the other hand: Blimps are cools.
On the other hand (yes I have three hands — evolution rules!) Blimps are just large gas bags waiting to crash, which is very appropriate for RP.
Viva Le Revolution, Viva Fred.
Whats going to happen when FDT becomes a lower tier candidate and he is then excluded form debates? It could happen. So what I’m saying is that Fred and crew should not be sitting around congratulating themselves for taking 3rd place in Iowa. High five’ing each other. Time for Fred to adopt a winning strategy. And thats not riding around in a bus from state to state.
I’m all for Fred!, but in all seriousness, I didn’t feel like he struck a chord at the debate last night. He said some very good things, but they were overshadowed by the Huck-Romney bickering. As a side note, I do have to say Bravo to Romney for pointing out Hyucks flip-flopping flaws. Their verbal fights were quite hilarious.
I am sad to say that Fred was standing his ground as usual, was witty at times, and said some very good things; however, he didn’t interject enough. Of course, the moderator barely called on him anyway. Ugh.
The focus groups moved toward Romney and away from Huck. They also said they felt Fred and McCain were weakest. Fred needs a shot of adrenaline.
You know what Ron Paul should do? Use his blimp to destroy the worlds weapons just like the ripoff of “20,000 leagues under the sea”.
It would probably be more effective than spamming Internet polls.
When President Paul is inaugurated you will all be thankful that your right to keep an bear grenade launchers will be secure, as will your gold backed money.
Fred will make a good Sec./State.
Peace, Love and Belt-fed Weapons
KB
Ron Paul’s a Gyno.
Name one man who’d want his fingers or hands near their wife’s girly bits.
Go ahead and try.
Oddly, Dick, I know of no women who want Ron’s fingers near their girly bits either. And 2 of them are pretty much Paulbots.
On a less Paul-tarded note, at what point do you all think Duncan Hunter drops out and endorses Fred? Let’s hope it’s before SC…
does the ronulan screeds above make anyone else want to quote a certain line from “good morning vietnam”?
you know the one i mean…
Anyone taking bets on how many Ronualns carry around the pocket edition of Dianetics in thier fanny packs??
Clay
That’s been my thought all this time. The parallels are striking.
Amusing cartoon on the RP mindset
http://xkcd.com/367/
Ron Paul and a blimp?
It just reminds me of another idea that didn’t work out very well…
Oh, The humanity!.
It’s amazing about the consistancy of these poor Ron Paul supporters. They’re like ’08’s version of the Howard Deaniacs. All hot air, but no real national support. No wonder Ron Paul has a blimp.
Y’know, I was watching Jay Leno briefly as I was channel surfing earlier, and I saw a guest who looked a lot like an age-progressed Howdy Doody. He was squeaking something about the constitution or some such.
Anyone know if it was indeed that puppet of old, or is it a new one?
#60 – Posted by: Taymacjack on January 7, 2008 04:36 AM
Oh, sure. Now I click your link.
The video was much better than what I had.