I’ve tried and failed to come up with a joke about Eliot Spitzer. Should I just turn in my political humorist badge?
Well, put any good ones you’ve heard in the comments. Try and keep it relatively clean.
Eliot Spitzer walked into a bar and sat down on a barstool. The barman asked, “Hey, aren’t you disgraced Govenor Eliot Spitzer?” He replied, “Why yes, I am Govenor Eliot Spitzer, disgraced Govenor of the State of New York.” So the barman grabbed the back of Eliot Spitzer’s head and slammed his face into the bar, breaking the guv’s nose and the granite countertop at the same time. “I hate Eliot Spitzer” said the barman.
It’s funny because the barman couldn’t grab his hair when he slammed him into the bar because disgraced Govenor Eliot Spitzer is bald and bald jokes are funny.
Ha Ha Ha. [It made me laugh. Violence is also funny. That’s why all animals love it. -Ed.]
No jokes here. But New Yorkers love scandals and they’re famous for them. Plus, they elected Hillary Clinton which means they’re gullble, too. I predict Spitzer remains governor.
You know, I saw newsy making a big deal about poor Silda(slider, solder, whetever her name is). She didn’t seem to distraught to me. Who’s to say it wasn’t a joint purchase?
Well, Spitzer is the joke. Ha Ha
Seriously, here’s a ponderer: When Slick Willey ( no pun intended really) did what he did in the Oval Orifice with Monica not only didn’t he lose his job, he was elevated (seriously, no pun intended) to near saint-like stature within the Demoncrat party.
Now we have the governor of New York, a place very well acquainted with the oldest profession in a somewhat similar situation. Was the governors mistake paying with cash or was it paying at all?
So the moral (and I use that term loosely is:
It’s ok to cheat on ones wife, just as long as you don’t pay for it.
By their fruits………..
Irony: Paying for sex lands you in jail where people get to rape you for free.
Maybe it isn’t ironic, but the point is that Spitzer has a whole slew of troubles before him.
Eliot should have phoned home more.
Eliot Spitzer thought he was talking to a producer for a movie of “T.J. Hooker” to be shot in New York.
Eliot is embarrassed his short comings have been exposed.
Ok, I stop now. Too bad Eliot couldn’t.
It seems Spitzer’s been “on call” for a long time.
Hillary needs to separate herself from Spitzer before he gets his hooks into her.
Spitzer’s wife apparently feels it’s okay to touch, just don’t look.
I think this video just says it all:
Spitzer has been hoisted on his own petard.
He usually he has to pay extra for that.
From the vid’s comments:
“Guess he picked up that hooker on the corner of Integrity Lane and Trustworthy Turnpike.”
Oh, number one was me.
(Paraprasing Sinead O’Conner)
What’s the difference between like and love?
A Spitz or a swallow!
The American judicial system generally tries to make the punishment fit the crime.
So Spitzer will get off with a spanking.
Eliot Spitzer walked into a bar and sat down on a barstool. The barman asked, “Hey, aren’t you disgraced Govenor Eliot Spitzer?” He replied, “Why yes, I am Govenor Eliot Spitzer, disgraced Govenor of the State of New York.” So the barman grabbed the back of Eliot Spitzer’s head and slammed his face into the bar, breaking the guv’s nose and the granite countertop at the same time. “I hate Eliot Spitzer” said the barman.
It’s funny because the barman couldn’t grab his hair when he slammed him into the bar because disgraced Govenor Eliot Spitzer is bald and bald jokes are funny.
Ha Ha Ha.
[It made me laugh. Violence is also funny. That’s why all animals love it. -Ed.]
I guess he wanted a swallower and not a spitzer
No jokes here. But New Yorkers love scandals and they’re famous for them. Plus, they elected Hillary Clinton which means they’re gullble, too. I predict Spitzer remains governor.
Uf da Yon Edwerts hat tought uf dat. He might be der democrat vrunt runner?
Lose hist gurly gurl persona. Proof he con sving like Billy C.
You know, I saw newsy making a big deal about poor Silda(slider, solder, whetever her name is). She didn’t seem to distraught to me. Who’s to say it wasn’t a joint purchase?
Well, Spitzer is the joke. Ha Ha
Seriously, here’s a ponderer: When Slick Willey ( no pun intended really) did what he did in the Oval Orifice with Monica not only didn’t he lose his job, he was elevated (seriously, no pun intended) to near saint-like stature within the Demoncrat party.
Now we have the governor of New York, a place very well acquainted with the oldest profession in a somewhat similar situation. Was the governors mistake paying with cash or was it paying at all?
So the moral (and I use that term loosely is:
It’s ok to cheat on ones wife, just as long as you don’t pay for it.
By their fruits………..
#2.
Classic. Heh.
Irony: Paying for sex lands you in jail where people get to rape you for free.
Maybe it isn’t ironic, but the point is that Spitzer has a whole slew of troubles before him.
Don’t miss Iowahawk’s take on this:
“Amid Charges of Spitzer Tryst, Embattled Prostitute “Kristen” Expected to Resign”
http://iowahawk.typepad.com/iowahawk/2008/03/amid-charges-of.html
A headline coming to a paper near you: Former Governor Named Hillary’s VP Running Mate; Women Voters “Empowered”
#16, I have hear it called a lot of things but “empowered” is a new one.
It has been said that politics is the second oldest profession. I have learned that it bears a striking resemblance to the first.
-Ronald Reagan
Eliot should have phoned home more.
Eliot Spitzer thought he was talking to a producer for a movie of “T.J. Hooker” to be shot in New York.
Eliot is embarrassed his short comings have been exposed.
Ok, I stop now. Too bad Eliot couldn’t.
It seems Spitzer’s been “on call” for a long time.
Hillary needs to separate herself from Spitzer before he gets his hooks into her.
Spitzer’s wife apparently feels it’s okay to touch, just don’t look.
Elliot Spitzer: $5,500 an hour hooker
Larry Craig: free blow jobs in the bathroom.
Who says Republicans aren’t fiscally conservative any more?