By now, I’m sure you’ve heard about the latest ad from Absolut Vodka. If not, then visit Michelle Malkin and get the latest.
The good folks at Absolut emphasize that they respect all viewpoints and cultures. Diversity is king.
Below the fold, is my contribution to the conversation.
In the name of diversity of course.
If you like, email us your photoshop contributions and lets see the OTHER ads that Absolut Vodka could be running. If you are one of the many people with awful photoshop skills, then please describe your Absolut advertisement in comments. Or better yet, please create your own (with trackback) and we’ll link to you from IMAO.
Thank you.
How about a map of Isreal that’s been mostly changed to the color of Palestine (In an Absolut World)
Here’s mine:
In a Finlandia World
A map of western Europe covered with a Nazi flag.
“Absolutely, I vill not touch it!”
2 1/2 lbs honey
3 tbs lemon juice
8 oz hot tea
2 oz maple syrup
1/4 tsp wine yeast
water to make 1 gal.
cinnamon, ginger, nutmeg, allspice, cloves, mace, or annise seed (to taste)
ferment for 6 weeks in gallon jug with vapor lock or a balloon stretched over the top.
syphon out of jug to leave dregs behind, filter through cotton balls. serve chilled. Raise your glass and make the following toast, “To hell with absolut. Long live the USA and thank God for bees!
Absolut homebrew.
What Absolut could have looked forward to without the USA
Hey RWD-
What do you think of doing a “lolabzlut!” with Harvey?
Well, I already left this one at Michelle’s, but:
In an Absolut World, Prohibition wouldn’t have been repealed, and Absolut would not be sold in the US.
Pshoppers?
Wait, we are talking about a Swedish brand of vodka right? People actually drink that crap?
In an Absolut Moral Authority World
More, and links to more, here.
Here’s an idea: a contest for new and appropriately-named Absolut cocktails.
Things like a “Sverige Uber Alles” or “Scandi Surrender Monkey” come right to mind…
FIRST: 1 oz. Absolut, 1 oz. kartoffelnschnapps, dash of agave tequila. “Zimmermann Telegram.”
Great marketing from ABSOLUT!
In an Absolut world all the women would be wearing berkas and everyone would be facing Mecca several times daily.
http://www.sondrak.com/index.php/weblog/there_fixed_it/
They forgot the ten foot wall along the Reogrande.