So good news if you need to buy some gas and stocks.
Bad News: Mutant catfish are developing a taste for human flesh. That’s about the last thing our economy needs.
Other than more Democrats being elected.
So good news if you need to buy some gas and stocks.
Bad News: Mutant catfish are developing a taste for human flesh. That’s about the last thing our economy needs.
Other than more Democrats being elected.
Last time a barrel cots $80 a barrel, what were we paying at the pump? $3.49? I think not. And have you seen General Mills dropping prices? I think not.
Liberals. Soylent Green. Let’s eat them.
Throw the ObaMessiah in the river. If he really is The One, he’ll just walk across the surface and all’s cool… If he sinks, well, he’ll soon be catfish poop. Win-Win.
That ain’t nothing. Once, on a fishing trip off Cape Cod I caught sight of Ted Kennedy snorkeling. I quickly prepared some Heineken bait and went after him! Took me four hours, but I got him in. I wanted to get a picture before I released him, but he threw my camera overboard in a drunken rage. What a shame.
innominatus, you’re already a winner! Obama IS catfish poop.
Marko, that was a fish story. Have you ever heard of the muledog fish?
Muledog, eh? Kinda sounds like it could be John Kerry’s nickname. Maybe I’m just crazy.
I think that those of us who value personal responsibility and self-reliance will be fine, regardless of what the socialists do. The simple fact (and this can be easily verified by checking the blog comments by anyone from the UK, Canada, etc.) is that socialism is a failed ideology, and there is not enough money in the entire world to make everybody have some sort of Utopian existence.
The commies will suffer far more from this downturn than we will. They depend on mass transit, electric cars, caviar, and champagne for their quality of life. All I need is my family, a relatively waterproof shelter, and about 1/4 acre of land to grow food, and I’ll be fine. So will the (non-troll) frequenters of this website. You can’t beat the self-reliant. You can hate them, but you can’t beat them.
Nevertheless, there are only two things that scare me, and one of them is flesh-eating catfish. They must be defeated at all costs.
I heard some good advice once.
Buy low. Sell high.
Seems simple.
So, Dr. mockbadoc, what’s the other thing?
And Marko, you were supposed to ask, “How big is a muledog fish?”
How big is a muledog fish?
Oh, God.
About a 1300 feet, Marko. It eats E V E R Y T H I N G.
This sounds like a case for Aquaman.
I’d want to know how to tell the catfish from the Democrats. They’re both scaly and slimy and will stick you with a fin if you’re not careful. But fried catfish is a glorious thang, along with some cole slaw, hush puppies, maybe some baked beans, home baked bread or cornbread, and a big ole pie for dessert. Not sure what kind though; right now they all sound good.
We had to go into town to get some groceries today, and oddly enough, in a town of 1200 people we have three convenience stores. Two Conoco and one Sinclair. Well, the Sinclair station had unleaded at (drumroll please) $2.58 gallon! The two Conoco stations were at $2.65. It’s still too high, but it’s at least headed in the right direction.
2.89 here and steady falling. About 6000 in my town.
Catfish nuggets ftw!
It’s still over 3.00 a gallon here in Ohio. I want it down to at least a 1.50 a gallon and then I will be happy!!!! Probably over 50,000 in my town. The larger the community the more you have to pay for gas.
Even flesh eating mutant catfish won’t eat a hippie. Why is that? Guess that’s why they make a fine entree: good vision and sense of smell keeps them from being absolute bottom feeders. Unlike your typical Democrat politician. And if you scroll down that link, there is a story about “Asbo dog attack”, so we will wait while USJMC starts peckin’ and a grinnin’.
Depends on who they eat. I have to admit that when I think of liberals having abortions I think of one less liberal voter in the future. I know it may mean I lack charity in my soul but maybe I am a typical souless white person who pays his bills on time.
You forgot “The Sky is Falling”. It’s “Armaggedon”. Or maybe an Inter-stellar battle fleet is parked just outside our atmosphere, ready to put in a hyper-stellar bypass.
As we sow, so shall we reap. Karma. Just desserts. You get what you pay for.
Gee I’m really in a positive frame of mind today, must be time to clean the fridge. Unless of course the world is ending. If that’s the case I could put it off for a while, I guess.
“All I need is … about 1/4 acre of land to grow food, and I’ll be fine.”
At least until the libs burn your fields since it is unfair that you have something they didn’t work for.
We’ll have the worst of both worlds when the dems register the catfish to vote.
2.62 is the lowest price I’ve seen here in Oklahoma but I haven’t been out today, and its been dropping everyday. The price is vary variable from one gas station to another though, One station was still at 3 something.
I like catfish.
How big is a muledog fish?
About a 1300 feet.
I don’t get it.
“If all be true that I do think,
There are five reasons we should drink;
Good wine – a friend – or being dry –
Or lest we should be by and by –
Or any other reason why.”
Henry Aldrich 1647-1710