Laurie sent me this:
Now, besides the obvious fact that Barack has now been warned, and he should probably keep a pair of Nikes by the bed for rapid post-coital departures, there’s something that really bugs me about this picture:
Michelle’s knees are about a foot apart. In order for her legs to meet at the point where most normal human legs typically meet, her thighs must be big enough to generate a significant gravitational field, and may actually influence tides in the D.C. area for the next four years.
Either that, or underneath that dress her hips are built like ED-209.
Raaacissst.
Great post, Frank. Nice to see you still blogging while traveling to Texas. By the way, where is Texas — is that near Houston?
And it must be noted that Michelle sees a “personal trainer” — for that physique. Hope she’s not paying too much, or is getting her money’s worth in other ways.
Barry’s been busy, you know.
Its either huge thighs or she just doesn’t know how to stand like a lady. Ladies stand with their legs closer together because it is crude to waddle or splay the underparts. She stands like either a a cow or a woman who doesn’t care much for modesty. She will make quite a first lady.
Ugh..that dress is just horrible! She needs a stylist and quick! There is nothing ladylike about Michelle. Hopefully someone will help her with her image.
Well, besides the dress indicating her preference for black arachnids as a form of self identity, is it not possible her wide-stance physique stems from being a… cow girl?
I need coffee. (Oh, and I happen to have read about certain “laptops” accompanying the Flemings on their trip. So this “need a break from blogging” stuff is a bunch of crap.)
Ok, after much coffee, another thing occurs to me, Harvey. I know this is really weird, but is it possible that Michelle is up to something gravitationally astronomical under that dress with that stance?
Something like this:
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A lot could be going on under there you know. I’m thinking really big here.
Blew the link. It should be:
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Most people get a stance like that from riding large animals for long periods, which begs the question: Anyone seen Bill lately?
If it isn’t #5 (which is only probable in an alternate universe anyway), then perhaps it’s a Hillary head crusher. Keep her close, Michelle, very close.
Oh Baby, you got the kind of legs I like. They start at your feet and go all the way to your armpits. Bet shavings a bitch though. No wonder she walks like she is using crutches.
I’m all for mocking politicians, but mocking their family’s is the job of the left wing media. I admit, “black widow” jumped into my head as soon as I saw that dress a few weeks ago, and the joke about BHO’s needing Nikes for safety is almost innocuous. The comments about her knees and thighs are just cruel. Are you the kind of people that blend puppies too?
HCG:
I agree that a politician’s family is off-limits … until the politician brings them in. And the Obamas have done just like. Like the Clintons did. Remember, back in 1993, Hillary was simply Bill’s wife. For about 5 minutes..
Based on how they positioned themselves, Lady Bird, Pat, Betty, Rosalyn, Nancy, and Barbara were all off-limits. Although they didn’t get that benefit from everyone.
Hillary, though, wanted more. So, any grief she got was okay because she didn’t act like family, but like a politician.
Laura was a return to the traditional First Lady role, and should have been off-limits.
Michelle is acting all politician-like. If she keeps it up, she deserves any crap sent her way.
Considering all the thousands of photos taken of celebrities, and the perverse glee with which the uncomplimentary ones get published, I’d grant the first-lady-elect some grace.
Obama so far has been compared to Jesus, Abraham Lincoln, Franklin D. Roosevelt, John F. Kennedy, Bobby Kennedy, Martin Luther King Jr, and Malcom X.
Has anyone compared him to Mahatma Gandi or the Arch-Duke Ferdinan?
Because I’ve noticed a disturbing trend.
Perhaps he should instruct his loyal minions in the press to begin comparing him to people who Weren’t executed, assassinated or died in office?
Just to clarify – that’s Mrs Obama on the right of the picture yeah?
Probably just an awkward pose,
but the Secret Service should probably
run a magnet over Michelle, and call Robocop
if it sticks to her.
To be safe, keep a flight of stairs between
ED-209the First Lady-elect and POTUS-elect.Basil’s pretty much got it.
Since Michelle was a loud mouth in the campaign, she was a legitimate target. If she sits around & bakes cookies as First Lady, I’ll leave her alone.
Right now (post-campaign, pre-inauguration), it’s that gray area, and I’m erring on the side of kicking her around because:
1) she’s a liberal
2) she’s a lawyer
3) she wears ugly dresses in public
> 4 of 7 says:
>Perhaps he should instruct his loyal minions in the press to begin comparing him to people who Weren’t executed, assassinated or died in office?
You mean like … Karl Marx?
Right on top of that, Rose!
Hmmm. Basil responding to critiques about a Harvey post? I’ll take this as evidence that today’s “Who’s Who” post is trying to steer us away from the horrible truth…. http://www.imao.us/index.php/2008/11/whos-who/ (note to self: someday learn that nifty trick of embedding a link into the actual text)
Point taken Basil. Mrs. BHO is an adult and has definitely injected herself into the political arena. She deserves all the mocking she can get. When I read the post, the title, picture and first paragraph were funny and clever. IMHO, the second paragraph just didn’t deliver as much quality funny, which made it seem to me more like a misogynistic attack than a joke. My name isn’t HCG for nothing – I’m an expert at providing unnecessary criticism.
2 Words,…Vagina Dentata.
Rose?
> #16. Basil says:
> Right on top of that, Rose!
>
> #19. 4 of 7 says:
> Rose?
You obviously need to watch more Christina Applegate movies
Maybe you think it is fun to pick on the first lady who just kicked your Republican asses with her hot husband but let’s see you make fun of Al Franken when he is kicking your ass in the Senate. Al Franken’s gonna kick your ass!!!
These words he speaks are true.
We’re all humanary stew,
If we don’t pledge allegiance,
To the black widow
Wow, and here I thought BHO was smart for not picking Hillary as 2nd in command; he knew he’d be sleeping with one eye open in order to not be Vince Fostered.
Turns out the danger is in his own bedroom.
#7: Bwahahahahaha!
#18: Ewwwww.
She obviously stands like that because of her Super Massive Brass Balls…
SHELOB!!!
or Lolth…
What does the “ED” in ED-209 stand for? Erectil Dysfunctionator?
I don’t see why she would be off-limits when she was stumping all over the place, making speeches, and pissing everyone off with her “first time I was ever proud of my country” BS. She’s a big-mouthed ass and I feel no compunction making fun of her. And maybe she’s just standing REALLY weird or maybe she’s using a masculine-type “power stance” but it’s hard on the eyes. The dress is kind of cool, and it’s even cooler now that I can put my finger on what it looks like – awesome!
“Maybe you think it is fun to pick on the first lady who just kicked your Republican asses with her hot husband”
Oh BARF! Ol’ Jugears McCurious George is NOT “hot”. Hell, I’d give you Bill Clinton before I’d give you THAT one. Damn, have some taste.
“but let’s see you make fun of Al Franken when he is kicking your ass in the Senate. Al Franken’s gonna kick your ass!!!”
Because he’th good enough, he’th thmart enough, and doggonit people LIKE him. Yeah nothing to make fun of there lol.
I’m sure Barry’s arranged for some gay stylists from Bravo to help with her Numerous Issues once she tramples down the WH doors. Angry black women who dress as spiders, waggle their fingers, fist-bump, and lack pride in their country just aren’t very First Lady-ish. Ugh.
#20 – Basil,
OK, I get it. Thanks. You’re a scholar and a gentleman!
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Yikes the thought of getting in on with “could be on planet of the apes with no make-up” Michelle is a scary thought ! Wake up and have that chewing on you ? I am an uncool white guy and even I can do better than that!