Have you seen the picture from the National Governors Association? It shows a bunch of governors listening to the president.
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| Source: Atlanta Journal-Constitution |
That’s Georgia governor Sonny Perdue (R) in the middle.
I imagine I look a lot like that after hearing Obama speak for more more than a minute.
But what do you think Governor Perdue is thinking?
Please, by all that’s holy…….make him shut up. I will never get re-elected if he keeps talking.
Or
Did no one listen to this nimrod before they decided he was the messiah. We may never win another election.
Or
Just think only 3 years 11 more months to go and we’ll be done with this nonsense.
[Perdue is a Republican. I guess I should have mentioned that. I’ve corrected that now. – B]
I can’t believe I have to listen to the whole thing!
“Grouchy Old Cripple is right: He’s just like the Atlanta Urinal and Constipation.”
“My ears are giving me a headache. STFU already.”
“Ha! If I cover my face, he’ll think I went to feed Biden. Then I won’t have to help him find the door. As much as I like seeing him paw at the windows, the cleaning guys are getting fed up with it.”
“I can’t believe we yanked that bucket off his head for this.”
Somebody set Scary Evil Monkey on his ass
Dear God, I’m having a stroke. Maybe they’ll wheel me out like a Kennedy. No? Nope. I’m stuck here.
(L to R)
Guy 1: Douchebag!
Guy 2: Douchebag!
Guy 3: Douchebag!
Guy 4: Douchebag!
Hopenchange: I SPEAK SO WELL!!!
“Oh! I left the chicken in the oven!”
Perdue chicken? … anyone?
“This is killing me!. Someone get that Klingon wife of his out of here. I can’t keep this hand here forever!”
O: We need to… uh… clarify that, uh… the health care system… needs more public money, but, uh… that’s not, uh… it doesn’t actually mean we need to make it totally socialized. Just a bit more so. Uh… I’m working with Tom and Nancy to improve the situation… by creating a program in which the, uh…. firstborn of every family… would be taken into bonded service and required to enter some type of health care profession. This is totally different from slavery, because I said so.
Perdue: I WILL GIVE A LIFETIME SUPPLY OF CHICKEN TO WHOEVER CAN MAKE THIS MAN STOP TALKING.
What have we done? I cann’t belive this moron acualy won the election
Just after suddenly declaring today at the White House that he ‘would not’ be seeking federal relief funds on behalf of the State of Georgia from the economic stimulus bill recently signed into law to aid cash strapped states, Governor Sunny Perdue, to the shock of other Governors, the press core and onlookers was then suddenly and viciously attacked by President Obama with a knotty stick swatted to the left side of his face and left eye region. Other Governor’s, seen in this AP photo, as Purdue writhes in pain, were all dismayed, some also angered, but moreover all were shocked at the President’s sudden actions. Nevertheless they said, and did nothing and remained seated as the President made his way back over to the Podium and stated, ‘You know what Governor Perdue was talking about, is just the kind of partisan bickering we have seen be perpetuated over the last eight years in Washington D.C., and the American people deserve better, they truly want better from us, and you know what, we are going to finally deliver. Both Republicans and Democrats have lost their jobs all across this country, and we have to work together, to put them back to work.’ The President went on to conduct the meeting and concluded at the end that ‘partisan bickering’, as he coined it, ‘will not be tolerated by me, nor the American people who elected me to this office.’
All this occurred just as Governor Purdue was explaining to others in the room why he would not be looking to D.C. for aid, in what he agreed was a ‘tough economic environment for everyone’. The President then started to slowly edge over toward Gov. Perdue producing from the podium a knotty stick, or switch, approximately 16″ in length. Once within striking distance he gave the Governor from Georgia a quick swat to the face completely taking the Governor by surprise, as well as every other person in the White House briefing room. Governor Purdue let out a chirpy shriek which slid into a painful groan and immediately covered his left eye region with his left hand, shown in the AP photo above, trying to catch not only his breath but his composure. Governor Purdue sat partially hunched over throughout the duration of the meeting, with his left hand covering his left eye, and subsequently was not heard from for the duration of the meeting and unfortunately could not be contacted later for comment.
TS
“Oh dear, his zipper’s down”
“I thought I saw Mrs Pelosi; she was unbuttoning her blouse ….”
Cheers
Oh God! BYO K-Y Jelly the invitation says.
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Say it don’t spray it!
“I imagine I look a lot like that after hearing Obama speak for more more than a minute.” Woah woah woah. Wait what? It takes you that long to get like that? My Obama speaking to face palm time averages about 3 seconds.
[Military training. I’m able to put up with all kinds of terrible pain and discomfort for periods of time. But, of course, there is a limit to what the body can stand. – B]
“ENOUGH About $5 foot longs already!!!!”
1. I’m so frickin bored my eye is yawning.
2. Geez, what did I write on my palm?
3. OMG, this guy is a moron. Oh, sorry, did I say that out loud?
The Bomb! The Bomb! It was to have gone off by now!
President Obama explains at today’s the White House Governor’s summit just some of the ways he will be working with Governor’s to disperse funds to cash strapped states. One example the President cited was that any Governor who refused Federal aid through the stimulus bill ‘will be sorry.’ He also stated that behind closed doors ‘at this moment’ he had instructed Sandy Berger to manipulate a voodoo doll made to represent the spirit and look of Governor Sonny Perdue by stabbing it in the eye repeatedly with a white hot knitting needle, shown above.
Bullsh*t!!
“Let’s see … Georgia, Mississippi, Tennessee, maybe the south half of Virginia … Alaska check, Texas maybe, Louisiana … who else can I count on?”
“Please, God, let this be just a bad dream!”
Just a simple, ” Oh, Lordy!”
“Dang… this side of my face is soaked. Seriously, how does he manage to spit on the ‘uh’s?”
“My GOD… Governor George Wallace was right! he always said if any of those people got in charge we were all DOOMED!
DOOMED! DOOMED! DOOMED! DOOMED!
“…damn, I could have had a V8”
or
“Wait a minute… did he just say you are NOT supposed to pay hookers with a check??? Uh oh…”
Nyah-ah-ah! (ala Curly Howard)
Same thing I’ve been thinking for the past month: “WTF?!?!?!?!”
“Did he seriously just say he’s going to cut the budget defecit after spending $787,000,000,000.00 in less than 1 month on the job?”
Please dear God don’t let that SC governor succede again, not NOW.
“If he calls me a cracker just one more time, I’m going to show him what REAL gun control is.”
He needs a diaper
on his face!
Sorry, just spotted my governor, Jim Douglas (R)- Vermont. Why is he sitting so close to The One? Why does he look so captivated??
“D’oh, I forrgot to tell that idiot democrat to wash his hands again”
WTF??
“Why am I here?”
“His mind control powers are useless if you don’t look directly at him”
You can listen to the obamessiah for more than a minute?
You must be blessed with some of Aquaman’s super powers.
That’s my governor! Georgia is captivated by Obama…his stupidity, at least. I just hope that good ‘ole Sonny refuses that money!
The Republican Response was already going through his mind:
reference
“Where are the dinosaurs with the rocket launchers?”