Apparently, everyone has decided that the best way to celebrate Obama becoming president is to test nuclear weapons. First North Korea, now Iran. Don’t worry, though; Obama is going to send his rainbow unicorn brigade to teach them all the true meaning of friendship.
“Uh, hey, Israel, could you, ya know, take care of this? No, of course, we won’t condemn you afterwards!”
Sickening.
Liberals have three reactions to overt evil military threats.
1) The Clinton method of ignoring it and letting it fester for a future president, emboldening it, and treating it like a law enforcement matter, if by “law enforcement” you mean driving 120 MPH past a cop who has turned his radar gun into a bong.
2) The Carter method of paying them off to not make too much noise about the threats they generate, without actually doing anything about the threats themselves. Actually, this is also a Clinton method, but Carter seemed to be the one sent in with the checkbook over and over again.
3) The Also-hard-to-classify method of doing something horrifically stupid that gets lots of American troops killed while accomplishing nothing other than emboldening the enemy. Somalia and the Carter hostage rescue are two examples, but there are plenty of others. Oh, and if you can do it in easily-targeted blue helmets, so much the better.
Yeah, but do the unicorns sing “Kumbayah”?
Obama is going to send his rainbow unicorn brigade to teach them all the true meaning of friendship.
And if that doesn’t work, we will subject them to the Skittles Cannon!
If 1000 Skittles-per-second at a muzzle velocity of .2 meters-per-second doesn’t show them the error of their ways, then Obamuhhh will have no choice but to surrender…after apologizing profusely for the mess the cannon made…and agreeing to pay 500 billion dollars in reparations.
Oh My God!!!!
YOU LEFT OUT THE MAIN POINT ABOUT THE UNICORNS—THEIR HORNS WILL BE CUT OFF SO THAT THEY CAN IN NO WAY INJURE OR INTIMIDATE ANYONE.
QUERY: IF YOU TAKE AWAY THEIR ONE (UNI) HORN, DOES THAT MEAN THEY ARE JUST CORNS?
Thankfully “outer space” is a big target, and therefore pretty easy to hit. I think they’ll have more trouble hitting a specific location like “Jerusalem” or “Rome.” But betting on your enemy’s missiles have crappy guidance isn’t much of a strategy. I’m actually more in favor of one of these approaches: Nuke There, Nuke Now! or Nuke, Baby, Nuke! but I’m having trouble deciding between the two.
No…you guys missed it! The Unicorn and the Rainbow thingy… The Unicorn that he’s sending is GAY! Rainbow GAY! Gayer than Gay! Gayer than the day is long gay! So why a Gay Unicorn? Why the hell not? These are Democrats we are dealing with! So if the Iranians do some homo stoning with our Gay Unicorn…then what?
Yet another reason we need to build a space-based laser capable of melting the faces off of everybody who works at missile factories in certain areas of the world. I bet that would really bring morale down in those factories if there were a bunch of guys walking around that looked like they were in an Indiana Jones movie and they wouldn’t be able to maintain the machinery and then the production line would ground to a halt.
Plus, when the workers walked down the street, people would take video of them because they’re freaks and post it on youtube and we could all laugh at them.
Gentlemen launch your missles —Acording to the myan calender the world will be destroyed on Dec 22 , 2012. Obama will have pissed off the entire nuclear world by then — ushering in the end. How did they know this idiot would come along at this time?
I’m out here in the middle of the desert with 2 foot thick stone walls. My neighbor has an arsenal in his possession. My other neighbor is Jewish. Bring it on, Bam Bam. We’ll have a real old fashioned, and kosher, Muslim barbecue, BYOB.
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Don’t worry, Hillary is our Secretary of State!
That’s why there aren’t any unicorns any more – they all became gay. Non-survival adaptation.
So what if kimmy decides he wants to nuke the moon before we get to? Does that mean, that one idiot will also send them out dinosaurs and rocket launchers? Is nothing sacred?
Michael Savage said it all on his radio show tonight…
* IMPEACH *
Let’s Hope enough Americans call/write their representatives for Change We Can Believe In.
Then for the first time in my adult life I can be proud of my country… (sarcasm OFF)
Oh and it’s not like we didn’t call this……………..6 months ago.
Hello, anyone home.
Ussjc is spamming! Burn the witch!
Obama should take a lesson out of the Bush/Cheney/conservatives’ book of military protocol: What does a nation do when there is a real imminent threat posed by a country or radical group of militants? Easy, invade a county that is no way involved and does not pose an imminent threat to the nation. I say Obama should invade, ummm… Turkey. I mean who the hell names a country after a bird. Wait; there is no oil in Turkey! Nigeria! Let’s invade Nigeria! (or Canada).
RadicalModerate, you haven’t actually been following the despatches from Davos, have you?
Turkey is the new Target of the Month. As Franken always says, if you’re going to do comedy, you have to keep up on these things.
Ford’s Theater has re-opened. Maybe you can make some hay out of the Mrs. Lincoln routine.
#20: Hmmm… I don’t think Turkish Prime Minister Tayyip Erdogan’s act of protest at the WFE of walking out of the conference qualifies Turkey as the “new Target of the Month”. It could just be me, but the freedom of protest is one of those things I hold dear to my heart. I can’t remember why I have this conviction. I think it’s because I read this one book, or was it a magazine, I forget; whatever it was there was this part of it that went like this:
“Congress shall make no law… abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the government for a redress of grievances.”
…but don’t focus on such thinks that you obviously have no understanding of. The point that I make in my original post still holds true…
“Congress shall make no law… abridging the freedom of speech,”
So does this mean that they are either going to
1. Call off that ridiculous UnFairness Doctrine to silence what few Conservative news outlets exist, or
2. Invite Rush Limbaugh, Ann Coulter, and Michelle Malkin to speak as uninterrupted regulars on the major alphabet networks?
I sure hope so! We wouldn’t want Congress to be unConstitutional now, would we?
You are all so cynical!
All that nuclear-missile-blowing-up is for the Lunar New Year, ending this Monday. Get more multi-culti-aware, people.
It’s too bad that we’re not celebrating Obama’s inauguration by testing our own nukes. I mean, WE know that they work, but some other folks apparently need a refresher.
#25: Right on! And if we tested them on the moon, everyone could see that they work with their own two eyes. although i am not in favor in blowing up the moon completely (I personally like my seasons and an eternal spring sounds kinda boring) so we should keep the testing at a minimum. Maybe just blow up a sizable chunk of the satellite.
#23: I totally agree, the fairness doctrine is totally unconstitutional.
And because we’re on the subject of things being unconstitutional, another protocol from the Bush/Cheney/conservatives’ book is to use the threat of danger as an excuse for the government to unlawfully spy its citizens. i.e. the Patriot Act.
The trolls are back! Hurray!
It’s Spring, 2001 again. All’s well with the world.
Oh goody I thought they’d left for good.
Question: now that the “evil Bushitlercheneyrove” administration has gone (without booby trapping the White House or any of the immature nastiness that was apparent from the Clintonistas) why are we still hearing from these people? Don’t they have an Obamagasim to attend to, somewhere, else where……..please.