Goofus grabs free drinks and pinches the hostesses. Brags that he’ll own the casino.
Gallant drinks mineral water and politely refuses drinks. He’ll celebrate After he wins.
Goofus doubles his bets when he’s loosing.
Gallant counts face cards and holds at 20.
Goofus throws ice cubes at the dancers at the stage show and yells, “Take it off!”
Gallant tips the waiters generously and gets a table in the VIP section.
Goofus tries to pick up a hooker and pay with a maxed out debit card.
Gallant finds a lovely lady in his room, sent by the management to thank him for his visit.
Goofus ends his trip to Vegas crawling in circles in the desert with broken kneecaps.
Gallant gets to meet Mr. Wayne Newton backstage after the show.
Goofus taxes every thing that moves or breathes.
Goofus evades taxes on his own income and ventures.
Goofus excuses felonies committed by members of his own party.
Goofus and the press conduct show trials and witch hunts against political opponants.
Goofus demands Military transport for herself and her family as her right as Speaker of the House.
Goofus threatens to cut Military spending by 25%.
Gallant…
hello, Gallant?
Gallant better gear up to kick some electoral butt next year.
When Barry attempts to wield Michelle’s bat’leth, I hope he fails.
I expect Obama to be sporting one of these sometime soon while he fails-
http://blog.chuckarmstrong.net/2009/03/04/adidas-remembers-the-ussr/
Exactly, because he’ll fail to recognize that a bucket on someone’s head is abnormal.
Racist.
When Obamuhhh attempts to walk to Marine One without being decapitated by the main rotor, I hope he fails.
He can’t get that far, he and biden are still fighting over who gets to lick the address label.
He should play the game “One of these things is not like the others… One of these things doesn’t belong here…” Oh, my.
I don’t know, don’t you think Highlights is a bit advanced for him?
So if Obie is Goofus, who is Gallant? Certainly no one in the current Administration.
I hope he FAILS, His success means Americas failure. America was born on July 4 , 1776– attempted suicide November 4 , 2008.
Hope he fails? He IS faling! Hey, how come midwestconservative has a weener on his Avatar?
Hey, lay off midwestconservative. He can’t help it if his tallywhacker only points south.
I hope he doesn’t fail, because I really want to know what is wrong with that picture. Been driving me crazy.
DAMNCAT: My Tallywhacker is nun-ya-damn -buisiness, @#%% ^%$%* )**^$%* *&%$%^$%$ %&&*)* up yours
ussjimmycarter: Get away from the anime , you need professional help
Goofus and Gallant Go To Las Vegas:
Goofus grabs free drinks and pinches the hostesses. Brags that he’ll own the casino.
Gallant drinks mineral water and politely refuses drinks. He’ll celebrate After he wins.
Goofus doubles his bets when he’s loosing.
Gallant counts face cards and holds at 20.
Goofus throws ice cubes at the dancers at the stage show and yells, “Take it off!”
Gallant tips the waiters generously and gets a table in the VIP section.
Goofus tries to pick up a hooker and pay with a maxed out debit card.
Gallant finds a lovely lady in his room, sent by the management to thank him for his visit.
Goofus ends his trip to Vegas crawling in circles in the desert with broken kneecaps.
Gallant gets to meet Mr. Wayne Newton backstage after the show.
Goofus and Gallant go to Washington:
Goofus taxes every thing that moves or breathes.
Goofus evades taxes on his own income and ventures.
Goofus excuses felonies committed by members of his own party.
Goofus and the press conduct show trials and witch hunts against political opponants.
Goofus demands Military transport for herself and her family as her right as Speaker of the House.
Goofus threatens to cut Military spending by 25%.
Gallant…
hello, Gallant?
Gallant better gear up to kick some electoral butt next year.