Politicians Are Serial Killers

Someone has realized that a lot of personality traits are shared between politicians and serial killers. I’ve told you people before, politicians are not normal people. Normal people get are happy doing useful jobs, and it takes weird people to want to be a politicians and want to mess around with how everyone else do their job.

And can’t you think of a number of politicians that society would be better off if they stuck to luring in and killing women instead of messing with all of us through their laws? Of course, Ted Kennedy showed you can do both.

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  1. And can’t you think of a number of politicians that society would be better off if they stuck to luring in and killing women instead of messing with all of us through their laws?

    Awesome assement, Frank.

  2. Yeah, Ted Kennedy (let’s bash the hell out of him, it’s fun) proved you can bring home the bacon and fry it up in the pan throw it off the bridge – and still have a career screwing the country.

  3. Heh heh, ted kennedy. What a piece o s. Its amazing that someone can get a dibilitating brain tumor and not have it affect them. Well a pickled tumor. teddy said he thought once, but then he realized he just endorsed that classless disgrace. Man democrats suck.

  4. “The vain person wants praise, applause, admiration, too much and is always angling for it. It is a fault, but a childlike and even (in an odd way) a humble fault. It shows that you are not yet completely contented with your own admiration. You value other people enough to want them to look at you. You are, in fact, still human. The real black, diabolical Pride comes when you look down on others so much that you do not care what they think of you.”
    – C.S. Lewis, Mere Christianity

    If we throw them a compliment once in a while, will that keep them from killing us?

  5. That there is appeasement talk 4 of 7. We will now and always shoot them if they try to kill us. Let them soothe their own egos,. And that goes for both groups of people being compared.

  6. That’s not appeasement, that’s just the old Jedi mind trick!
    The point is, while a politician still cares about things like polls and election results, is still fishing for compliments and affirmations, he’s still only in the ‘vanity’ stage, technically still human, and unlikely to be a danger to anyone but himself. (Intentionally).
    But if the press conferences, polls, and public appearances stop, or if the cheers turn to boos?
    Well, then consults Basil’s “It’s a Good Life’ post! (6/17/09)

  7. (stamps foot) But … I don’t Wanna go to the dark side!!! 🙁

    Therefore take the whole armor of God, that you may be able to withstand in the evil day, and having done all, to stand.
    – Ephesians 6:13

    … and I ain’t going to the cornfield, neither! 😉

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