THUNK
CLANK
Bring out your dead!
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Bring out your dead!
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Bring out your dead!
THUNK
CLANK
Bring out your dead!
Here’s one
I’m not dead
What?
Nothing. Where’s my $4,500?
He says he’s not dead.
Yes he is.
He isn’t.
Well, he will be soon.
I’m getting better.
No you’re not, you’ll be stone dead in a moment.
I can’t take him. It’s against regulations.
The program is C.O.R.P.S.E. That’s the Cadaver and Older Retired Person System for Exchange. It’s commonly called Cash for Cadavers, but I read the bill. You can take old retired people.
Look, I’m booked up. I’ve got to stop by the Robinsons. They lost nine waiting for the new government health care. Yes, I can take old people, but the already dead get priority.
When will you be back?
Thursday.
I can’t wait till then. Can you help me out.
CLUNK
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Thanks!
Bring out your dead!
Propaganda!
If you read it backwards, it says, “I’m a nazi and I hate America”.
Basil, you simply have to stop trolling for Internet rumors and taking orders from talk show hosts.
“How do you know he’s the President?”
“He’s got sh*t all over him.”
Hey Basil you shouldn’t give Obama and his cronies any health care ideas.
Does Massachusetts know about this program? They have a Cadaver that has been stinking up the state for almost 45years in the Senate. West Virginia(Byrd) and Hawaii( Inouye) need to take advantage of this program too.
Coming soon to a National Healthcare Facility near you:
“Silent Greens”
Retirement Home,
Hospice Care,
Special Needs Infant Nursery,
Handicapped Alternative Therapy Center,
and Sausage Factory.
“Come for the compassion, stay for the buffet!”
– Ted Kennedy
“What happens in Silent Greens, stays in Silent Greens.”
– Nancy Pelosi
“You’ll find good people in Silent Greens. At! I meant at, not in!”
– Joe Biden
(Easy computerized wealth-transfer services standard.)
Much like THE OBAMA’s policies– the pictures in this post are to dark to comprehend what the hell is going on.
You are magnificent, sir.
You know one of the only reasons I still wonder about “the one’s” religious affiliation is he is simply just too Islam-like. He, as well as many radical Islamic clerics wish to send us all back to the 1400’s or before or just kill us.
It’s hard to believe he’s for progress. He really doesn’t talk like that’s a priority.
Brilliant!
seanmahair,
Tonight at church, my pastor mentioned a quote from a news interview wherein Obama said that he (paraphrasing here) “used to pray every night” but that he now prays all the time because he needs God’s help.
While I certainly hope the Lord helps Obama, my mind drifted to wondering what Obama prayed about when he was in Reverend Wright’s church.
Mark,
I believe that God listens to all prayers and that he answers the prayers of believers but not always in the ways they would like them to be answered. Also that all men will be judged on obedience to the principles that they understand.
That said, I really don’t want to be in the room during O’vomits interview. As a “Christian” his acceptance of Wrights bigotry, his pushing of abortion as birth control, his inability to tell the truth no matter what the situation is in direct contrast with the “Love thy neighbor, thou shalt not kill, thou shall not lie or bare false witness”
I know I will have to deal with my own sins but I don’t even like to think what people like him will be in for. Smite, smote, smitten.
http://www.usatoday.com/news/nation/2009-08-19-funerals_N.htm
You predicted it, now it comes true!! cash for cadavers!!