It would be awesome to have bizarro M&Ms that melt in your hands but turn rock hard in your mouth.
The video of Obama from 2003 saying he’d like to see single-payer health care is taken out of context. The context: Obama is a moron.
Remember when we had a president who was for democracy? That was cool.
To be fair, flipping off Iranians wanting democracy isn’t hope, but it is change.
How are you going to spend the money the health insurance companies paid us to protest Obama’s plan? I’m spending mine on evil.
Obama would have angry mobs on his side if he had that much influence anymore.
Pardon me…. I seem to have missed placed the contact information for submitting my expenses to my evil insurance company sponser. Can anyone help me out? I cant remember if it was State Farms or Liberty Mutual. Any help provided would be appreciated cause I’se got to gets paid yo! Also my Vast Right Wing Conspiracy email account is giving me problems …. anyone got the contact info for the sys admin?
#4 should be a bumper sticker
Remember when we had a president who was for democracy? That was cool.
Those were the days.
Remember when we had a president who actually loved America? That was cool.
I just wanted to let everyone know…even I received a stimulus package, mine arrived yesterday, it came in a plain brown wrapper….
It contained a packet of watermelon seeds; 5 packages of cornbread mix; 10 coupons to KFC;
and a gift certificate for a twelve pack of Old English Malt Liquor; however, the directions were all in Spanish….Hey I’ve got a million of ‘um, Joe the Vice-President, hiding in the secret passage under Pennsylvania Avenue, Washington DC.
O-bah-muhh would have angry mobs on his side if he blamed the Congress and Industrial Media Complex instead of Chimpy Bushitler and Bitter Clingers.>>> O-bah-muhh would have angry mobs storming the White House if the entitlement checks are late ,or bounce.>>> Remember when we had presidents that would kill the terorists, that was cool. I miss those days.>>> I’m going to spend my money from the evil health insurance companies on an old clunker car. I’ve been wanting to re-decorate my front lawn for some time now.
There is enough to make fun of Obama about without having to resort to tasteless jokes about watermelon and malt liquor.
That said, we might not have bizzarro M&Ms but we do have a bizzarro president.
Well marvin we’re keeping a special eye on people who don’t appreciate my jokes about watermelons and malt liquior….Joe the Vice-President, heading up your investigation, Washington DC.
Words I hope never to read at IMAO again: “turn rock hard in your mouth”
Remember when we had a president that intended to leave when his term was up? That was cool.