Random Thoughts

I thought Obama was vacationing in Martha’s Vineyard, so why does he have those Mickey Mouse ears on?

It would be neat if Obama vacationed at Disney World and then they renamed the Mickey Mouse ears as Obama ears.

Where do you go to get over an addiction to rehab?

If we replaced all liberals with giggling schoolgirls, we’d significantly macho up the country.

I think “death panel” would be a good name for a revolver.

Man, I’m feeling tired. When you fire energy blasts out your eyes, it really drains you.

Anthropologists a thousand years from now will have plenty of time to figure out the root causes of terrorism. We’re too busy.

Showed the RiffTrax of Raiders of the Lost Ark to my dad and he liked it just fine except for the guys talking over the movie.

12 Comments

  1. Someone has been watching ‘Braveheart’ while reading X-Men comics…”William Wallace is seven feet tall!”…”Yes, I’ve heard. Kills men by the hundreds. And if HE were here, he’d consume the English with fireballs from his eyes, and bolts of lightning from his arse.”

  2. Man, I’m feeling tired. When you fire energy blasts out your eyes, it really drains you.

    man I know what your saying, I’ve been blasting energy blasts out of my a$$ all week and I’m sure tired.

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