Hi there! You may know me from the Six Flags amusement parks. But today, I’m here to tell you about the new government flags program. Sounds like fun, huh?
The Obama administration and the Democratic party are looking out for your best interests. And it all begins with health care.
The administration knows what’s best. And the best thing for you is to help push the health care bill through the Congress.
But, you know what? There are swastika-carrying people that are showing up, doing un-American things like asking questions and protesting that representatives are going against the will of the people.
To help us, here’s what you can do: report them!
Yes, simply send an email to flag@whitehouse.gov. It’s that easy! And fun!
If you know someone who opposes health care, whether it’s speaking out against the president’s proposal at the water cooler at work, or writing dissent on a blog, send us an email to flag@whitehouse.gov … and we’ll flag them!
Later, we’ll expand the program to accepting emails to flag people about all kinds of things. When we’re done, we’ll have flags for:
- Opposing government health care
- Disagreeing with judicial appointments
- Protesting tax increases
- Speaking out against government takeovers of other industries
- Voicing opposition to Obama’s initiatives
- Think bad thoughts
Sound like fun? Of course it does! It’s F-U-N! Fun!
At the new Six Flags over America program, you’ll be able to flag all your co-workers, neighbors, family members … anyone who doesn’t support the party line.
Yes, we put the F-U in FUN! Send emails of dissidents to flag@whitehouse.gov
Six Flags over America! More Flags! More fun!
At least in this version, I don’t have to listen to that annoying song.
Great post!
And if you don’t help out, the insurance companies will give Obama 150 million dollars to fund arrests of you and fellow not-helpers!
Excuse me, drug companies. Close enough.
BTW, when you read about Dr. John Holdren’s Ecoscience, this notion of government-controlled health care becomes slightly interesting.
Six flags? Hell I got twice that on the first day of the snitch on your neighbor program. I reported all of my reps and senators as acting fishy for pushing socialized medicine. I also sent one about the IDIOT in the oval orifice acting UN-American
Hilarious.
But now I will have to report you. Was nice knowing you, Basil. BTW, you can probably find Harvey on cell block D.
What short memories conservatives have…
When Bushco put Quakers, vegans, and liberals on the no-fly list for opposing his Iraq War, conservatives didn’t have a problem with government lists. I guess the 1st Amendment only counts if you’re speaking out for oil cartels, drug lords, or own an insurance company like Bill Frist.
A typical kindergarden mentality: not wanting to play by the rules. It’s a good thing there are fewer Republicans every day. People are ashamed of being associated with such an immature group. In 2010, maybe they can be demoted to a third party.
[Gosh, I am so blinded by your brilliance! You are the most awesomest troll in the world!
Yeah, I personally reported 237 Quakers to flag@whitehouse.gov during the Bush administration. But I didn’t report any Vegans. We kicked their butt in 1983.
I guess you should be thankful that no one ever reported you. Then, we’d have to deal with other mindless trolls, not just you.
Oh, and is a “kindergarden” where you grow children? Do you have to water them?
And, you forgot to call me a racist. – B]
Did you mean: dissidents
I apologize for Monte, You are a racist.
Great post.
The allusions to Orwell’s 1984 just keep piling up. We should start selling the books at Town Hall meetings. Oh, but wait… then the purple-shirts would confiscate and burn them all!
Monte…it bothers you not that Obama told people they should shut up? How about the fact that he made an agreement with the large drug companies to gain their support in this matter? An agreement that will cost Americans even more money.
Will you come back with some Bush response? Is that how we get out of these messes? We will always be screwed by our Govt with that attitude.
Congratulations, Basil. You have just suffered a Hot Air-a-lanche.
[Actually, Frank suffered from it. His server was taken down briefly; mine was up the whole time. Of course, my little blog didn’t get the link, so it all evens out. – B]
Megan, that is Farenheit 451. Why are all of the furturistic drone society stories suddenly coming true in the age of Obladee? Where is my Soma — you know the blue pills?
Great post as always Basil. People like that Monte joker troll need to get a cranial rectial extraction operation. I don’t think it’s covered under the Obamacare plan but I could be wrong.
Wow, Hot Air must rockin’ the IAMO walls.
Anyway, the six flags thing is great, but I think the point is being missed.
It’s a simple matter for the machine to find out who is going to oppose the ways of “the one”, for the most part, they can just check the voter regestration rolls and they have a complete list of all non-democraps, no what they are looking for is traitors in their own ranks. And that you can take to the government owned bank nearest to you.
YES!
I KNEW that that 6 Flags dancing guy looked like George Soros without his teeth and toupee’!
Dude really knows how to get his MoveOn .
and if you oppose obamacare uncle junior will break-a your legs capiche?
btw in 32 years when 84% of the people died this guy will be blaming bush from the grave
I don’t thik it would be a stretch to suggest that Monte “nances” some?
Hey!! Is that Uncle Junior from “The Sopranos”, actually urging people to snitch to the Feds????
“Guard? Guard? I want to speak to my ambassador!”
“Easily done, he’s in the next cell.”
– Firesign Theatre, Waiting For The Electrician Or Someone Like Him”
I don’t get it Monte. Are you saying that you disagreed with it when Bush did it, so you are equally irate that the administration you back did it? Or are you saying that you totally see that there is a difference between asking people to report things that might kill thousands and asking someone to report others for purely partisan reasons? Or are you saying that you are angered that the present administration has chosen to waste taxpayer dollars during an economically difficult time for purely political reasons? Or, are you a typical kleptocrat and easily distracted from the argument of the day by smoke and mirrors?
Seriously, I’m the first guy that supports voicing dissent, but here in Tampa the guys that went to the local townhall disrupted the event and shouted down the Rep. Castor. I didn’t like it when liberals shouted down conservatives during the Bush era, and I don’t like it the other way now under Obama.
You go to a townhall, you let people talk and try to be as respectful as you can. You don’t shout slogans or recite talking points. And *THERE ARE TALKING POINTS*, I got an email today from one of these groups reminding us to remember them at these meetings.
We can do better.
Three Card Monte is just angry that Basil is using Alinsky’s Rule #5 against the Alinsky-ites. 3-Card becomes infuriated, and responds, to OUR advantage. ‘Now skulk away or we will taunt you a 2nd time!’ >> Job well done Basil. Good job #10jim for pointing out Three-Card Monte’s ‘money card’.
Is that a Brooks Brothers tux you’re wearing sir?
I just found this and it’s really disturbing me. I don’t know what to do.
http://www.econocataclysm.com/town-hall-meeting-defense-video-game/
This man is comparing us to ZOMBIES and telling the Democrats to go to Town Hall meetings with GUNS!!!
Can’t these people be STOPPED???
Hey, Monte…Halliburtin!!! BWAAAAA!!! Gets ’em every time…
That character creep me the F out!
I agree with Eric, they want to know what democrats are against this….Monte you are on the wrong blog…..!
Very good post!
I wanted to shoot that fugly old man and the musician who came up with that jingle a decade ago. These days a simple disemboweling will suffice.
Will Obama’s policy for people who think bad thoughts be to send them into a cornfield or turn them into a jack in the box?
[We covered that here] – B
Might as well have some fun with the White House snitch line:
Hello White House Citizen Surveillance Department,
I would like to report this woman, occasionally known as “maam”, as someone guilty of spreading falsehoods and outright lies about Obamacare. She has proven herself on countless occasions to be dangerous to the American people and I strongly recommend that we send out the Obama Brownshirts and put her in her place immediately.
Thank you for your immediate attention to this matter.
Dear Friend:
I need your help.
Making sure America’s families have access to affordable, quality health care is a complex challenge, but one we simply cannot afford to ignore any longer.
The status quo is unsustainable:
46 million Americans have no health insurance.
The U.S. spends more than twice as much on health care per person than most other industrialized nations, yet we rank 29th out of 30 industrialized nations on infant mortality.
Employer-sponsored health insurance premiums have more than doubled in the last nine years.
And, a recent study found that, if we do nothing, families in many states, including California, will have to spend 40% or more of their pre-tax income on health insurance through their employer.
The time for action is now.
As I work with my Senate colleagues to craft healthcare reform legislation, I ask you to help me by sharing your stories and experiences – both good and bad – with our healthcare system.
Please go to http://boxer.senate.gov/features/healthcare/submit.cfm to share your stories with me.
I look forward to hearing from you.
Sincerely,
Barbara Boxer
United States Senator
Quoted from and linked to at:
http://www.thecampofthesaints.com/2009.08.09_arch.html#1250102365458