The White House believes that while the public loudly protests its health care bill, they’re secretly into it.
When did people who react to a flag pin like a vampire to a cross become the arbiters of patriotism?
Message to black people from pasty liberals: “Your politics must mirror those of a rich, white liberal or you are a bad black person.” They don’t say “bad black person”, though; they use more colorful words.
Message to black people from pasty white liberals: don’t send your kids to our private swimming pools: http://www.ihatethemedia.com/racist-democrat-tosses-black-kids-out-of-private-swim-club
Message to black people from pasty white liberals: White House Negroes get different treatment than Field Negroes: http://field-nego.blogspot.com/
Sorry, that should be: http://field-negro.blogspot.com/
Message to blackpeople from pasty whit liberals: Get ready for O-bah-muhhTransportaion: http://bettis.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/gates-on-red-trike1.jpg
Message to All-the-rest of-YOU-PEOPLE from pasty white liberals: You’re ALL field negroes now.
A random multiple choice test…An African man traded 40 goats and 20 cows for Chelsea Clinton. After a year or so he decided she wasn’t very good at cleaning the hut, milking the goats, or herding the cows, so he traded her for a boat. He then put his remaining goats and cows in the boat and took them 14.5 miles downstream to the local village to sell. The current in the river was 2.6 miles per hour and it was 8:27 AM when he departed. Upon arrival he sold the boat for $154.67 and his remaining goats and cows for 51 cents per pound. The man then calculated that he had sold his goats and cows for $4.07 more than what he paid for them considering the price he got for the boat minus his initial expenditure for Chelsea. Q: Were his calculations correct? Did he make a profit and did he take unfair advantage of the Clintons in his dealings with them? A: (a.) Yes, most definitely. (b) No one takes advantage of the Clintons and lives. (c) His dealings were profitable but now he seems to have disappeared. (d) All of the above.
My hero: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oPnd_GqnV3e
Emily Litella:”What’s all this talk about old people being killed by youth in asia, in the healthcare bill?
“The White House believes that while the public loudly protests its health care bill, they’re secretly into it.
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Is this the Bill Clinton strategy?
#9: Depends on what the definition of “is” is. 😉
(Sorry, couldn’t resist)
NunyaB good clinton joke. The sad part is Obama makes me miss old Bill, and I thought he was a sack of crap.
Bill Clinton is a sack of crap —THE OBAMA is a truck load of crap