If you suspect a co-worker is an android, ask him to pat his head and rub his belly at the same time. Androids can’t do that, because they don’t make them with dual-processors. And it’s good to know if someone is an android, because then you can steal his lunch without feeling guilty.
Has anyone ever seen Bill Gates or Chris Matthews rub his head and pat his belly at the same time, hhmmm? I guess we can steal their lunch.
And by the way, FIRST !!!
we know Frank is not an android, because androids don’t need so many days off …. unless maybe he’s solar powered and come to think of it , it has been cloudy lately…. hmm
We thought we had an android in our office. He had a dull vacant look in his eyes, absolutely no sense of humor, and seemd devoid of any real human emotion.
After further evaluation we realized he was just a democrat.
We stole his lunch anyway.
I am somewhat surprised to learn I was an android when I was a kid. Probably why I have no memories of eating lunch then.
Say la vee.
if you find out that you have an android co-worker, is it ok to reprogram them to do all sorts of cool stuff.
My co-worker needs his lunch for his “Mr. Fusion”. :-/
Stupid androids.
If you suspect a co-worker is a Hyperdine Sysem’s 120-A2 model, take off his head with a fire extinguisher. It’s the only way to be sure.
“…they don’t make them with dual-processors.”
Huh?
At the rate you’re making us all laugh, a multi-threaded, multi-cored microprocessor could probably run this blog without you, Frank, all while rubbing its north bridge and patting its south bridge at the same time.
I see nothing in this post about shotguns, autopsies, or videos of the autopsy which you sell for much profit. I hate any thing that mimics humanity. I hate androids almost as much as I hate Mockingbirds and the people who wrote Season 5 of 24.
The rocket launchers are always a dead giveaway for androids…and dinosaurs.
Guess our society must be androids because our government is stealing not only our lunch, but our breakfast and dinner. I can bet the farm they don’t feel guilty.
I know it’s old, but I just wanted to be the one to mention multithreading…