I don’t think Obama has been a very good leader. To be a good leader, you have to command respect, and Obama has failed at that. Let me count the ways.
TOP TEN SIGNS OBAMA DOESN’T COMMAND RESPECT
10. Anytime Obama calls on Congress, they see it’s him through caller ID and let it go to voice mail.
9. There’s been a pirate ship menacing tourists in the reflecting pool in D.C. for a week, and so far nothing has been done.
8. In his last meeting with Iran, no one heard Obama, as they were all too busy refining uranium.
7. The Secret Service has Obama open their mail for them to make sure it’s safe.
6. Every time Obama orders his dog Bo to do something, Bo later craps in one of Obama’s shoes. Similar situation with Joe Biden.
5. Obama asked to be on FOX News, but only Red Eye would take him.
4. The White House tour guides are always ordering him to clean stuff.
3. “The Red Button” placed in the Oval Office only activates the kitchen garbage disposal.
2. When Obama visited a classroom, the kids mistook his purpose there and kept asking him to make balloon animals.
And the number one sign that Obama doesn’t command respect…
When the White House staff needs a quick decision on something, they consult the teleprompter.
11. He falls down in a stiff wind.
Secret Service code name: Gelding
When Obama called to schedule his appearance on Red Eye, Greg Gutfeld just laughed and yelled “Psych!”.
While he bows to many…none bow to him.
Pelosi and Reid take turns making prank phone calls to the WH Red Phone, at 3AM. As does Hillary.
The flight attendent on AirForce One, asks for ID when “gelding” orders a drink.
Love that one, DC.
The Rodney Dangerfield Estate is thinking of suing O-bah-muhh because Googling ‘no respect’ refers internet users to http://www.whitehouse.gov
Gibbs Pantsed him during his last press conference.
12. When someone tied his shoes together, he fell down and just cried.
* such an event befell me when I was 6 years old.
Every Friday when Ann Coulter finally has her meal, she steals his waffle.
The Secret Service installs 5X mirrors in urinals before he enters a restroom.
His Secret Service code name is : Hey that’s a window not a door!
To place blame, Obama’s dog rubs Obama’s nose in it.
Obama still has to ask someone to unlock the Oval Office door for him, because no one wants to give him his own key. Besides, what if he accidentally swallowed it…definite choking hazard.
The klingons use his shirt pocket for a spitune.
even harry reid pees on his shoes, while he’s wearing them.
He has to ride in the limo’s jump seat.
joe biden snickers when he enters a room.
His books have been converted to “pop-ups”
Those arent Secret Service that follow him around, those are his chaperones. Common dialogue during outings… “Hands in your pockets” and “No touching”
They put a fresh coat of lead paint on the Oval Office
Biden now referred to as “The Smart One”
He has to wait in line at the White House cafateria.
He has to pull the buckets off of his head himself.
Only Michelle has the cool Klingon garb.
The White House waiter frowns when Obama asks for Jimmies on his ice cream.
Then he spills the Jimmies.
Then Bo licks-up the Jimmies bumping Obama’s hand and dumping his ice cream.
Then Obama pushes the dog out of the way and licks-up the ice cream.
It’s all pretty damned disrespectful, if you ask me.
Sasha and Melia told him,
“We might be fat,but at least we can diet.
Diets don’t fix ‘stupid’, Daddy.”
When Obama was a kid, his bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
When Obama’s father wanted sex, his wife would show him a picture of Barack.
Obama called his doctor and told him, “I’ve swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills.” The doc replied, “have a few drinks and get some rest.”
When Obama nominated the new Surgeon General, she thanked him and then offered him a smoke.
They keep him busy fetching them coffee.
Off-topic: Did anyone notice the video clip of the Present announcing relief aid to Chile?
He had his shirt unbuttoned, and no tie, standing in front of what I thought was the whitehouse, but there was a broad expanse of lush, green grass behind him.
Didn’t DC get about 36 inches of snow last week?
What’s up wit dat?
1600 Pennsylvania Avenue is now part of the post offices pilot program for 3 days a week delivery.
4of7, they don’t let him stand in front of the real white house because he made a mess on the lawn in the beer summit, he has to stand in front of a picture.
rayfan87,
Oh good. I thought they’d sent the Secret Service out with blow-dryers to melt the snow for the photo-op.
No, he drank too much at the beer summit and puked on the lawn.
staffers never bother giving him the rabbit ears behind his head in pictures, because he already has them.
his staff orders him to say,” yes master.”…
news reporters constantly request Joe Bidons opinion…
visitors to the white house hand him their jackets upon entering…
Every time he refers to himself in the third person, as the president, his wife Michelle replies with a drum beat, ba da bump….
Obama: “Honey, the President needs a back rub”
Michelle: “ba da bump” …. Que in Sound box laughter….
When he walks into a room, everyone looks up to see who left.