Let’s Pause to Make Fun of Kos Kids

So what are the geniuses at Kos up to?

Well, Markos Moulitsas is vowing to put an opponent against Kucinich in the primary if Kucinich doesn’t vote for the health care reform. Kucinich won’t support Obamacare because it isn’t single-payer, doesn’t cover unicorns, doesn’t give everyone free candy, and don’t ban mind-controlling space lasers. So Kucinich has no basis in reality, but Kos’s more realistic solution when Democrats are gearing up for an epic slaughter in November is to take on safe Democrat seats? BTW, the filing deadline for a candidate in Ohio was February 19th.

Political genius.

Is there anything these guys do that doesn’t amount to the political equivalent of a monkey shaking its cage and screeching?

Still, the Democrats like to have them on their side, so Harry Reid promised them that next Congress he’ll reform the filibuster. Now, that’s already the hollow promise of hollow promises, but since Reid most likely won’t even be a part of next Congress, he might as well promise to bench press 500 pounds while he’s at. Still, the Kos Kids are all like, “dis weel show de rethuglicans!!11!” even though the timing will perhaps be to benefit a Republican majority. But you can’t expect Kos Kids to have a long view of things.

Yeah, I know I should just ignore these guys for all the clout they actually have, but they’re just so fascinating in a morbid way.

Random Thoughts

When Dems are about to get slaughtered in Nov., Kos wants to spend his time taking on Kucinich for being politically unrealistic?

Between Kos and Kucinich, you have the political acumen of a sack of wet mice.

I wonder if they’d sell more leather jackets if they marketed them as a “cow with sleeves.”

I have the voted to pass health care reform but I’m not going to show them to you because I don’t like you.

How many hours have Obama gone on and on about how the time for talk is over?

What did Kirk say when he took the captain’s seat in the new Star Trek move? “The time for Spock is over!”

Something I learned today: There are rich people in Mexico. Apparently, people so rich they can make fun of our rich saying, “That’s not so rich.”