Let’s Pause to Make Fun of Kos Kids

So what are the geniuses at Kos up to?

Well, Markos Moulitsas is vowing to put an opponent against Kucinich in the primary if Kucinich doesn’t vote for the health care reform. Kucinich won’t support Obamacare because it isn’t single-payer, doesn’t cover unicorns, doesn’t give everyone free candy, and don’t ban mind-controlling space lasers. So Kucinich has no basis in reality, but Kos’s more realistic solution when Democrats are gearing up for an epic slaughter in November is to take on safe Democrat seats? BTW, the filing deadline for a candidate in Ohio was February 19th.

Political genius.

Is there anything these guys do that doesn’t amount to the political equivalent of a monkey shaking its cage and screeching?

Still, the Democrats like to have them on their side, so Harry Reid promised them that next Congress he’ll reform the filibuster. Now, that’s already the hollow promise of hollow promises, but since Reid most likely won’t even be a part of next Congress, he might as well promise to bench press 500 pounds while he’s at. Still, the Kos Kids are all like, “dis weel show de rethuglicans!!11!” even though the timing will perhaps be to benefit a Republican majority. But you can’t expect Kos Kids to have a long view of things.

Yeah, I know I should just ignore these guys for all the clout they actually have, but they’re just so fascinating in a morbid way.

17 Comments

  1. Hey! There’s nothing wrong with sweet-smelling horse crap, Marko. I was thinking they’re more like jumping into a swimming pool of human urine. (OK, I gagged myself on that one…)

  2. My first job experience, Jimmy, consisted of cleaning out a neighbor’s barn in the summertime. I did this twice, before I – being a teenager with little backbone yet – quit. Summertime is excellent; hot and humid, stinky, long walks with a wheel barrow, going fast so it didn’t tip over, horse flies, deer flies. And the one horse always tried to bite me.

    So, now, when I think of Kos, I think of smelly barns (Daily Kos), horse crap (Kos himself), and a horse that tried to take my shirt (George Soros).

  3. Well that explains it, Marko. Personally, I never go near the rear end – the business end – of a horse. Or Kos either, for that matter. You never know when they’re going to blow their stench.

  4. the filing deadline for a candidate in Ohio was February 19th.

    You say that like it’s an obstacle, Frank. All they have to do is steal the time machine used by George Bush and Dick Cheney to travel back in time to the 1700s and change the Constitution.

  5. Monkeys of the little jabbering type would be about right. Didja ever notice how many of the kidz reply to any given article? The Palin hospital story gathered over 11,000 posts. No one can read a fraction of that.

    My point? They don’t read; they only talk, just like jabbering monkeys.

  6. “…the filing deadline for a candidate in Ohio was February 19th.”

    I gotta admit, I’m not getting your point on this one Frank. You’re acting as if campaign rules matter to democrats.

  7. The “Netroots” really enjoyed tooting their own horns over the last couple election cycles. (Note: tooting one’s horn has nothing to do with Eric Massa) But it cracks me up how the Tea Party movement and righties in general have totally eclipsed the left in grassrooty power.

  8. Yeah, I used to live in Dennis the Mennis’ district. Safe becuase most of his voters are on Social Security, and he keeps promising more freebies. The rest of the Uber Libs there love him because he’s for the ‘working man’. He’s been a socialist/communist since he was the “Boy Mayor” of Cleveland in the seventies. He dosen’t do ‘town halls’, and when he ran for President his campain hq was a deserted bodega that he stiffed the owner on the rent…. Welcome to Liberal Cleveland. Kos is only the next rational step for those dopes…..

  9. I’m still using the mantra “throw the blighters out”. Yes every last pork barrel, budget busting, lack of integrity Congressperson. Then once the new kids get in, we start a “get rid of the dead wood” mantra to get rid of the career politicians infesting all of the organizations. No more not being able to fire incompetents, no more surly government workers, no more $600 toilet seats. It is time to take back not just the government but also the shadow government that’s existed for the last 50 years.

    Oh and if the Dems keep pushing O’vomitcare, no more of them either.

  10. KOS kids read DKOS from the back bedroom of their home while mom is turning tricks in he middle bedroom. It’s hard to buy new tires for the house with just a welfare check…

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