Ahmadinejad referred to Obama as a “cowboy”? Come on. I know Obama is all about lowering our expectations and Ahmadinejad has to rail against the West, but you can’t just go calling Mr. “I want to have unconditional talks with Iran” a cowboy. He couldn’t even be an extra on Brokeback Mountain.
Here is how a real cowboy president would handle Ahmadinejad:
AHMADINEJAD: Imperialist American president, I’m glad you’ve finally agreed to sit down and talk with me. Now I can tell you–
**BANG!!**
AHMADINEJAD: AHHH! YOU SHOT ME IN THE FACE!!!
PRESIDENT: That’s right, you varmint! I don’t like you, so I done shot you! I’m a cowboy!
AHMADINEJAD: I’M BLEEDING EVERYWHERE! AHH!!
PRESIDENT: That will teach you to mess with the U.S. of A. And with Texas! Yee ha! I’m a cowboy!
AHMADINEJAD: YOU CRAZY SON OF A…
PRESIDENT: Now don’t you go building nuclear weapons and don’t you go rustling my cattle. ‘Cause I will shoot you in the face again. I’m a cowboy.
See, that’s a cowboy president. You can tell because he keeps saying so. And shoots people in the face. It’s petty simple.
Heh heh, tacos rule!
Ever wonder if they had a speech writer come in about 2006 and just crank out some mad-libs for them?
Obama cowboy = Festus
Cowboy?
Cow “boy”?
Racist! Ahmadinejad would never have been able to say that if he was white.
I haven’t watched the movie as have some of us obviously, but I can picture Barry being passed around the camp fire…
Speaking of cowboys.
A barkeep is drying glasses with his apron and hanging them up on the rack when the sheriff enters the saloon.
“Mind if I put up this here wanted poster, barkeep?” says the sheriff.
“Not ‘t all,” says the barkeep. “Who y’ lookin’ fer?”
“We’re on the lookout fer the Paper Bag Kid,” says the sheriff. “Seen ‘im around?”
“Don’t rightly know,” says the barkeep, drying another glass. “What’s ‘e look like?”
“Well, y’d sure know if’n y’d seen ‘im,” says the sheriff. “All ‘is clothes is made outta paper bags. His hat, shirt, chaps, is chaps is made outta paper bags. Why, even ‘is boots is made outta paper bags.”
“Don’t reckon I ever seen anyone o’ that bizarre appearance,” says the barkeep. “What’s ‘e wanted fer?”
The sheriff says, “Rustlin’.”
I am smiling as I form the picture in my mind. Does that make me a bad person?
This calls for a Photoshop.
Cowboys actually produce something for society, correct?
Silly Ahmanutjob, Commies can’t be cowboys!
A president who shoots people in the face… is Cheney health enough for a run in 2012?
@#5 Darrell — UUUggghhhh!
Ronald Reagan practiced “Cowboy Diplomacy.”
Patton was referred to by Hitler as “That crazy American cowboy.”
Obama married a horse.
Insert Blazing Saddles reference here at your own peril.
So, by this logic – Cheney is a cowboy? 🙂
Darrell you are hereby sentenced to 72 hours of continuous, forced viewings of Kazaam. May God have mercy on your soul.
perhaps he meant “Bowboy”
obama certainly does a fair share of bowing
Maybe he meant to say “Cower, boy!”
You know Imadinnerjacket is a racist.
I’m for cowboy presidents. I’m not for Obama.
Hey, was that half of a syllogism?
If Barry is sheriff Bart, how can Biden be Mongo? Oh…. Obama is Hedley Lamarr, and Biden is Mongo, Pelosi is Taggart(Slim Pickens), and Rahm is the executioner. We need to pick a Sheriff Bart and Jim (the Kid) for 2012 so all of us Johnsons in Rock Ridge can run Heddy Lamarr(that’s Hedley) out on a rail. “Badges? We don’t need no stinking badges!”
Excuse me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Cowboys are honorable. Obama is an Obamamination!
@ #5…I believe that was from Deliverance…I’m a gonna make you squeal like a pig boy!
What kinda sissy-boy President we talking about here, he shoots a misshapen Iranian dwarf in the face and the dwarf keeps on talking?
I think Ahmadinejad meant like the cowboy in the Village People.
Your Honour, you are indeed wise. I accept my punishment with what I hope is grace and stoicism. It was a dreadful joke.
What’s “Kazaam?” Wasn’t he the little alien in the Flintstones?
Borax Obama could co-star with Larry Sinclair and do a movie called Broke Back Presidency. Sheesh at least Clinton got his Lueskies from a girl.
Cowboys are always walking around with clanging spurs and smoking 6-shooters and clicking teleprompters.
This calls for a requisite link to the adventures of Gunman Stan McKurt.
“My name is Gunman Stan McKurt. And I shoot evil in the face.”
Hyde Park Chicago is basically one big old west saloon! Iran is basically San Francisco in the desert. Unicorns make good hamburgers… well that last one was true.
Speaking of ObamaBackMountain was it not 3 gay guys from his church who were murdered the same month Obama won Iowa and looked like he might beat Clinton. Is not Rev. Wright gay also? You know the one who lives in a 2 million dollar house and complains about how the white man is keeping him down.
Rev. Wright is the real Uncle Tom hustling his poor frightened fellow blacks into supporting the white liberal dependence agenda that has decimated them from the inside out. Sadly we whites have nothing to brag about we just sold constitutional republic for $.50 on the dollar of our own tax money and sticker that says I am not racist. Oh well its not like we were using it anyway.
On the other hand at least Blacks got housing with those basketball courts that Woody Harellson and Wesley Snipes and Rosie Perez are always hanging out at. You know keeping it real.
Darrell…for your info ‘Kazaam’ is one of the worst movies ever made. It stars Shaquille O’Neal as a singing, rapping, genie (need I say more) and your sentence of 72 straight hours of watching this flick is almost too cruel and inhuman for words to describe.
Pelosi: I got it! I got it!
Obama: You do?
Pelosi: We’ll work up a Number 6 on ’em.
Obama: [frowns] “Number 6”? I’m afraid I’m not familiar with that one.
Pelosi: Well, that’s where we go a-ridin’ into town, a-taxin’ and a-taxin’ every livin’ thing that moves within an inch of its life! Except the women folks, of course.
Obama: You spare the women?
Pelosi: Naw, we tax the shit out of them at the Number Six Dance later on.
Obama: Marvelous!
(the above is for Burmashave)
One of my favorite Gary Larson -“The Far Side” cartoons
was a flock of vultures gathered around a barely visible human carcass.
One vulture has a cowboy hat on and says,
“Hey! Look everyone ,I’m a cowboy! Howdy,howdy,howdy!”
President Obama is that kind of cowboy.
O’vomit wouldn’t make a pimple on the backside of a ugly, half dead, diseased varmint that “cowboys” shoot on a daly basis. Cowboy? His silk skin would chaff so bad he wouldn’t be able to sit down for the rest of his term.
Cowboy- maybe someone should show Mr. Nutjob how real cowboys take care of bulling terrorists. Maybe wacky Kadafi can educate him. He was on the receiving end of a “Cowboys” justice.
Just a thought
Maybe the only cowboy Ahmadinejad has seen is the one in the Village People. If that’s the case, I understand the connection to Obama.
We do love to shoot people in the face in Texas. Some of them commies make the funniest expressions 🙂