American Idol ratings are down, so they’re going to do something no one has done before: Put President Obama on TV.
For the record, I’ll totally watch if they make Obama sing.
We call ourselves “conservatives”, but we actually want a government that’s never actually existed in this world.
One day we’ll have that perfect, Heinlein-esque libertarian government. And I expect that state of perfection to have a half-life of 10 minutes.
When Obama is on American Idol, I hope he speaks out against the epidemic of pants being on the ground.
Pride in the Confederacy? Didn’t they get beat by a bunch of Yankee dandies?
Know who is behind Net Neutrality? The powerful fisherman lobby.
The Democrats aren’t going to destroy anyone’s freedoms: they’ll all be free to view at the Smithsonian.
You know what bugs me, books that are (fill the blank) For Dummies. Now, if you’re able to understand the book, all you’ve done is qualify as a dummy. That’s it. You’re a dummy. YAY!
But what if you read the “For Dummies” book and still don’t get it? That’s got to be a hell of a blow to someone’s ego because if you can’t understand a book “For Dummies”, you haven’t even made the grade as a dummy. You’re not even qualified to be a dummy. You’re dummier than a dummy. You’ll be walking down the street and dummies wearing their Certificate of Dumbness will be pointing and giggling at you and saying you’re too dumb to be a dummy. Dumb and Dumber.
The moral of this story? Don’t read a book for dummies. Read what ever the smartier people read. At least you’ll be qualified to be a dummy if you don’t get it.
I’d settle for a Heineken-esque givernment.
Infidel, I’ve been thinking about that very same problem. I have a different solution. I’m thinking about creating a series for “Ephin’ Morons.” That would pretty much cover most of the people who can’t handle the Dummies guides. Basically, if a person could handle purchasing one of these books, they’d likely make it through it.
Word has it that he’s going to do an all vocal version of Wipeout.
The Democrats parasites aren’t going to destroy anyone’s freedoms: they’ll all be free to view at the Smithsonian for a fee and the vaklue added tax.
FTFY
Dang fingers
Thank God…we just don’t get to see enough of the Soetoros on television every day.
RanThuts:
-I think a flat out “Repeal” of Obamacare may not succeed and if it did the bi-partisan “R” version would not be different enough. Federalism – let the states keep more of the tax dollars and manage their own degree of mandates and welfare. It is federalism or bust.
-When supposed cautionary tales also have the tragic character as a side effect receiving something like respect or attention they may serve as an example instead. For many people even fear or negative attention will seem like an improvement over their current situation.
-The only thing worse then partisanship is bi-partisanship because the only thing they agree on is that they need more of our money and freedom for their experiments and legacies.
-Is the In-law motto, “treat you like crap for years – never apologize – then suddenly expect favors years later?” Or is that just modes operandi for the worse then A.I.D.s’ baby-boomer generation of in-laws?
-The Freedom to fail or to destroy our own lives and have none else to blame may be Gods most precious gift.
That’s a great idea, Burmashave. I felt like an “Ephin Moron” anyway when I couldn’t understand the Girding For Dummies book, now I can at least qualify as an “Ephin Moron” and work my way up to “Dummies.”
Hopefully, the For Ephin Morons boooks will come with instructions like “First, you open the book cover. No, not the one one that other book, the one on this book. Got it? OK. Now, turn the next page. Yes, you have to turn pages if you want to read the book. Turn them in order. No, no, READ THE PAGE FIRST! Then when you’re done reading the page you turn to the next one. No, you can’t read another book with more pictures and less words, you’re supposed to be reading THIS book! What do you mean this is too complicated? Man, you really are en Ephin Moron, aren’t you?”
“We call ourselves “conservatives”, but we actually want a government that’s never actually existed in this world.”
I just thought I’d copy and paste that as it bears repeating.
-Call for a new Constitutional convention on facebook
http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=83882763305&ref=mf
-The promise of freedom from responsibility comes with chains attached.
-When it comes to identity politics my politics is not my identity. And my identity is not my politics.
-“We make men without chests and expect of them virtue and enterprise. We laugh at honor and are shocked to find traitors in our midst. We castrate and then bid the geldings to be fruitful.” — CS Lewis
@ Infidel: Ha ha ha ha ha
But the only song he knows is the Internationale!
Obama will be singing Toby Keith’s ,
“I wanna talk about ME!”, then “My Way”,
and close with “The Greatest Love”.
“Pride in the Confederacy? Didn’t they get beat by a bunch of Yankee dandies?”
Jon Stewart said almost exactly the same thing last night. I’m shocked at you, Frank! [shaking fist]
O-bah-muhh on American Idol? Life imitates ‘art’. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0465142/
For the record,I’d totally watch to see Simon Cowell judge O-bah-muhh’s Performance.
We actually want a government that has never actually existed in this world. I’ve always suspected that Conservatives are from a parallel universe.
I am pilgrim/sojourner just passing through. Wake me when I’m back in the correct parallel universe.
‘American Idol Gives Back’ (before the government comes and takes it from them).
“…Didn’t they get beat by a bunch of Yankee Dandies?” It was just a flesh wound.
Net Neutrality, brought to you by the powerful SWISS Fisherman’s Lobby.
Our future, as hoped for by the Libtards, can be seen in the movie, ‘Demolition Man’.
They’ll never display them in the Smithstonian. It would be too risky (and cruel) to let people see what they are no longer allowed to have. No, I think they’ll store them in a special lock-box. Maybe in Ft. Knox.
Yes, the federal government won the last civil war, but the Democrats lost.